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(New York Daily News) Stupid Imagine the killer of John Lennon enjoying conjugal visits with his wife in prison. It's easy if you try   (nydailynews.com) divider line 60
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Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:03:17 AM  
I can't imagine anyone fukcing that guy.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:14:42 AM  
submitter: Imagine the killer of John Lennon enjoying conjugal visits with his wife in prison.

Nestea Plunge: Should force him to look at nude pics of Yoko.

Well, there's my breakfast mental images. Thanks guys.

 
angryjd 2008-08-11 08:24:58 AM  
Psychos need lovin' too.

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:30:07 AM  
It's only been 28 years of jerking off in prison...

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:33:09 AM  
I didn't know the FBI was in prison.

\adjust tin foil hat

 
The Glass Dragon 2008-08-11 08:36:08 AM  
Speaking of Mark David Chapman, did anyone see Chapter 27? I looked for it in the theaters because it looked interesting and I couldn't find anyone playing it anywhere. Netflix has the DVD release as unknown.

 
Skorkles 2008-08-11 08:37:19 AM  
Spooky.
When I saw this link, this song was playing out of speakers via XM Radio.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:38:59 AM  
I smell a pron flick in the works!

 
Complicit [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:39:19 AM  
The Glass Dragon: Speaking of Mark David Chapman, did anyone see Chapter 27? I looked for it in the theaters because it looked interesting and I couldn't find anyone playing it anywhere. Netflix has the DVD release as unknown.

I saw it sitting on the shelf at Blockbuster last week.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:39:40 AM  
dittybopper: I smell a pron flick in the works!


Oh, sorry, actually it was my wife making me some tuna sandwiches for lunch.

My bad.

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 08:41:13 AM  
Gloria Hiroko

Anyone find it strange that her name rhymes with Yoko?

 
The Glass Dragon 2008-08-11 08:41:35 AM  
Complicit: The Glass Dragon: Speaking of Mark David Chapman, did anyone see Chapter 27? I looked for it in the theaters because it looked interesting and I couldn't find anyone playing it anywhere. Netflix has the DVD release as unknown.

I saw it sitting on the shelf at Blockbuster last week.


You know, I should have thought of this earlier. I went to Amazon and it shows it's coming to DVD on September 30th. You're seeing it at Blockbuster now? Maybe they have some sort of exclusive release... I never go to Blockbuster, as you can tell.

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-08-11 08:41:41 AM  
And she's asian too, nice!

 
muzzrphochr 2008-08-11 08:47:14 AM  
Looks like Gloria and Mark Chapman have Come Together in what is not going to be much of a Hard Days Night, Fixing a hole.

 
boy-from-spacelab 2008-08-11 08:47:15 AM  
notmtwain: Gloria Hiroko

Anyone find it strange that her name rhymes with Yoko?


no

 
Iplaybass 2008-08-11 08:57:51 AM  
Why is this a headline? Who cares?

 
Folderol [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 09:20:31 AM  
Imagine this was a country with equal sentencing for murderers of famous people and murderers of the woman down the street.

Nope, can't pull that one off.

 
Pontus and the Nail Drivers 2008-08-11 09:20:41 AM  
Crewmannumber6: And she's asian too, nice!

Hmmm, I wonder which rock legend would bag me an Asian girl.


/Kidding

 
Marisyana 2008-08-11 09:23:54 AM  
Just remember--if Chapman had aimed a little to the left he would have been a hero.

/maybe

 
grundletaint 2008-08-11 09:26:34 AM  
notmtwain: Gloria Hiroko

Anyone find it strange that her name rhymes with Yoko?


their eyes rhyme, too.

/just sayin.

 
TrickyPG 2008-08-11 09:40:32 AM  
Give him Herpes.

 
GungFu 2008-08-11 09:45:15 AM  
notmtwain: Gloria Hiroko

Anyone find it strange that her name rhymes with Yoko?


Yeah, and Mark Chapman wears glasses, just like Lennon. WTF!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 10:33:50 AM  
Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.

 
Fark Me with a Chainsaw 2008-08-11 10:41:14 AM  
They should let Chapman out so he can take out Ringo.

 
Macthulhu 2008-08-11 10:48:45 AM  
You really want to punish Chapman? Give him conjugal visits with John Lennon's wife. If you really really really want to punish Chapman, you'll need to engage in a little "extraordinary rendition" and move him to a country where her albums are still available. I'd rather listen to live rabbits being slowly dipped half way into a running blender filled with thumbtacks than hear her "music".

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 10:51:25 AM  
Sarcastica75: Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.


How YOU doin'?

Did she marry him in prison?

Nestea Plunge: Should force him to look at nude pics of Yoko.

That's just cruel and unusual.

 
Supercheeks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-11 11:10:36 AM  
Skorkles: Spooky.
When I saw this link, this song was playing out of speakers via XM Radio.


Dude, you should play the lottery.

/Imagine if you won

 
GungFu 2008-08-11 11:13:52 AM  
Sarcastica75: Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.


I always saw it as 'if-she-was-white-I'd-be-arrested-and-called-a-pedophile' stereotype.

 
Pontus and the Nail Drivers 2008-08-11 11:14:36 AM  
Sarcastica75: Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.


Shhh, I'm trying to bag one and I'm one of T.W.U.G.O.T. planet.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 11:29:56 AM  
GungFu: Sarcastica75: Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.

I always saw it as 'if-she-was-white-I'd-be-arrested-and-called-a-pedophile' stereotype.


I cackled!

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Sarcastica75: Well I see they are doing their part to keep alive the "some-Asian-women-date-the-ugliest-white-guys-on-the-planet" stereotype.

/way to go.

Shhh, I'm trying to bag one and I'm one of T.W.U.G.O.T. planet.


Pics or I don't believe you!

 
H. W. Plainview 2008-08-11 11:45:19 AM  
Stephen King is in prison? I guess that's how he gets all of his writing done (new window)

 
unholycode76 2008-08-11 12:00:12 PM  
"I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in 6 months."

 
jerkobson 2008-08-11 12:11:40 PM  
You're just a jealous guy.

 
mavrick45 2008-08-11 12:31:11 PM  
the question is:

What does she look like now!!??

 
dothemath 2008-08-11 12:42:21 PM  
What will it take to re-unite the Beatles?

Two more bullets.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 01:30:30 PM  
dothemath: What will it take to re-unite the Beatles?

Two more bullets.


Two? C'mon, Ringo's already dead...on the inside.

 
dothemath 2008-08-11 01:34:34 PM  
FunkOut: dothemath: What will it take to re-unite the Beatles?

Two more bullets.

Two? C'mon, Ringo's already dead...on the inside.


I know I meant both of them for Paul.

And the t-shirt you have on your profile page is the greatest t-shirt I have ever seen.

 
Massa Damnata 2008-08-11 02:12:20 PM  
Yoko killed him first, she's not even in jail.

 
pleaseleavemebe [TotalFark] 2008-08-11 02:29:00 PM  
This thread is terrible. I'm outs.

 
dumb_n00b 2008-08-11 02:30:22 PM  
The Glass Dragon: Speaking of Mark David Chapman, did anyone see Chapter 27? I looked for it in the theaters because it looked interesting and I couldn't find anyone playing it anywhere. Netflix has the DVD release as unknown.

Yeah, it was weird and disturbingly accurate but good. Not a great movie but a very accurate one (Lohan aside - but she didn't ruin it by any means) and a consistent downer. Mark Chapman (the actor) was amazingly accurate as Lennon.

 
dothemath 2008-08-11 02:53:19 PM  
dumb_n00b: The Glass Dragon: Speaking of Mark David Chapman, did anyone see Chapter 27? I looked for it in the theaters because it looked interesting and I couldn't find anyone playing it anywhere. Netflix has the DVD release as unknown.

Yeah, it was weird and disturbingly accurate but good. Not a great movie but a very accurate one (Lohan aside - but she didn't ruin it by any means) and a consistent downer. Mark Chapman (the actor) was amazingly accurate as Lennon.


Jared Leto, believe it or not.

 
nickxero 2008-08-11 03:02:57 PM  
www.comicus.it

Still one of the creepiest photos ever.

/hotlinked

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-08-11 04:41:12 PM  
Wait, someone is married to Mark David Chapman? That's almost worse than being Yoko Ono.

 
elev8meL8r 2008-08-11 04:45:58 PM  
dothemath: And the t-shirt you have on your profile page is the greatest t-shirt I have ever seen.

I agree. I stared at it for like five minutes, but I still can't remember what was on it!

/sorry

 
peewinkle 2008-08-11 04:54:06 PM  
I wonder if Jodie Foster is jealous.

 
Cappy77 2008-08-11 05:43:21 PM  
nickxero: Still one of the creepiest photos ever.

/hotlinked


I have never seen that. When was it taken? Definately creepy.

 
doxonrox99 2008-08-11 05:56:06 PM  
Cappy77: nickxero: Still one of the creepiest photos ever.

/hotlinked

I have never seen that. When was it taken? Definately creepy.


RTFA next time - then this would have been the second time you have seen that picture.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-08-11 05:57:55 PM  
I read this as "Imagine the killer of John Lennon enjoying conjugal visits with John Lennon's wife in prison. It's easy if you try"

And thought "Why would Yoko be banging Mark David Chapman? Poorly placed "his" in that sentence, Subby. Minus 10 points for Gryffendor.

And for the first time, I felt a bit sorry for Mr. Chapman.

 
zrx_grim 2008-08-11 06:11:59 PM  
Rodeodoc: I read this as "Imagine the killer of John Lennon enjoying conjugal visits with John Lennon's wife in prison. It's easy if you try"

And thought "Why would Yoko be banging Mark David Chapman? Poorly placed "his" in that sentence, Subby. Minus 10 points for Gryffendor.

And for the first time, I felt a bit sorry for Mr. Chapman.


Reading comprehension, if you don't have it... blame subby.

 
farbles 2008-08-11 06:24:11 PM  
This guy can get laid. This guy.

/shakes head, sighs

 
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