Now THAT's an evocative line! Nice choice, submitter.

/prefers to guess the rest rather than RTFA.

That's an impressive and suitable article for FARK.

It has everything, raw meat, celebrity, unjustified police brutality, money, gluttony (and resulting fate), and crochet.

It's all over the place. I've had my fill for the day. Must stick to stories now of Barack the muslim and McCain the old fart.

I, for one, think the cops showed remarkable restraint. Ukelele players usually get the SWAT team called out.

I'm not even going to read the article. I'm just going to bask in the warm glow of that mental image.

FTA: "Emily Dole is rubbing her nurse's head for good luck."

OH IS SHE NOW

the cops who descended on her with billy clubs

Ah, the old "wood shampoo."

Uhhhh.....fap?

so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

"And now you know...the rest of the story."

Did anyone read the top of the screen?

"Lfe: Gorgeous Lady of Wrestling in FV nursing home"

I haven't laughed so hard at a headline for a while.

doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

Kill yourself. This lady did more in her life than you ever will.

Dad?

The cops couldn't take her down, BUT THE FABULOUS MOOLAH DID!

Take that Mt. Fiji.

I'd like to see where Pauly Shore gets body-slammed by her, but I don't think it's worth watching 'son in law' for. Anyone seen it?

Dr. Marc Rubin said outbursts occur because of high stress.

I sense a Romero wannabe.

That's what I don't get about Jared: sure, he lost all that weight, but then he put it all on in the first place. As far as I'm concerned, he's just breaking even.

Awesome, I hope her remaining years are half as eventful and fun (:

RemyDuron: doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

Kill yourself. This lady did more in her life than you ever will.

I would prefer her company over yours any day. Anyone can be common, but this lady has LIVED.

It's good to have cool people in a world full of mudflaps.

they definately need more attractive women in wrestling, i mean daaaamn

Chariset: I'm not even going to read the article. I'm just going to bask in the warm glow of that mental image.

Brilliant choice.

beer4breakfast: Dr. Marc Rubin said outbursts occur because of high stress.

I sense a Romero wannabe.

Really? I see something posted in the wrong thread... oh... beer4breakfast... nevermind!

Just look at those smooth knees, she fully meets my standards

/oblig

doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

Admit it, you just hate Samoans, don't you?

Bravo subby, bravo.

/golf clap

FTFA:
For breakfast, she would head to McDonald's for two 20-piece chicken nuggets, a double hamburger, two super-size fries and two large shakes. For lunch: Two foot-long Subway sandwiches. And for dinner: A large pizza with everything on it, two boxes of wings and a 2-liter Pepsi.


I gotta side with Wormwood on this one

RemyDuron: doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

Kill yourself. This lady did ate more in her life than you ever will.

Fixed.

My Mad Libs never came out so good. Thanks for the laugh subby

doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

read the article you farkin retard

she might not be gorgeous, but where's the HERO tag?

RTFA, morans.

This was a nice story, I wish her the best!

I like how you can barely make out the dark hairs on her left forearm in the provided picture. Ewww

This is the sort of sentence one writes because one has the opportunity to write it.

I side with the author in thinking everything else in the article can go to hell as long as that sentence is there.

may I suggest you use your nightsticks officers?

skinink: "But a neighbor's video of the attack showed that the cops' story was fiction."
So she was actually a trailblazer for Rodney King. What was it with LA cops back then beating people and getting caught on video?

Imagine how many beatings weren't caught on tape.

By 2006, she was 425 pounds and diabetic. Between the weight and the years of squats for shot put training, her knees gave out. A hospital stay left her with a bed sore because she was too heavy to turn.

BS. Bunch of lazy, worthless nurses. We have a lady *almost* that big where I work. She's a permanent resident. We have had her for nearly 4 years and she has never had a bed sore. You can roll people that large; it just takes know-how and a larger nurse to do it. At 5'11" myself, I can roll that lady around and dress her, get her into a mechanical sling, and into a wheelchair, every damn day. Most hospitals just don't want to be bothered. I can't tell you how often we've sent our residents to the hospital with illnesses or seizures and had them return to us with bed sores, even tiny 70 lbs paraplegic guys. Fark hospitals.

I wouldn't go so far as to call the sister fat, I mean she got a weight problem. What's the biatch gonna do? She's Samoan.

I would take a billy club to anyone who played games, much less a ukulele, at my bridal shower.

Sorry, but a skinny Samoan is probably ill.

danar75: I would take a billy club to anyone who played games, much less a ukulele, at my bridal shower.

I would imagine in Samoa it isn't an annoying instrument but here on the mainland unless you're Tiny Tim you just can't pull it off without someone kicking your ass.

There's more information in that one sentence than there is in most entire articles.

mooo moooo loook at mee... I eaaat a whole convienience store for breakfast.. I used to wrestle though.. and THATS living.. WTF cares man, it is what it is.. a fat lady who exploited her own fatness and dove into her fatty fatness until her legs and organs gave out under the fatty fatness. now she HAD to stop stuffing her fatty fat fat face long enough not to die, it made her lose a couple pounds making her only a fatty instead of a fatty fat fat so we're supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy? how about slapping a warning label on her big fat ass saying "DANGER EATING YOURSELF INTO FAT OBLIVION WILL KILL YOU WITH DIABETES FROM ALL THE EXCESS SUGAR YOUR FAT ASS TAKES IN"

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doctorwormwood: so what? We;re all supposed to be inspired by the life of a woman who ate herself into the nursing home, got so fat that her legs wouldn't even hold up her weight.. no thanks.. I'll save it for people who don't commit suicide by gluttony. kills me how fat people don't see the diabeetus comin to get them.

read the article you farkin retard


THIS

doctorwormwood: mooo moooo loook at mee... I eaaat a whole convienience store for breakfast.. I used to wrestle though.. and THATS living.. WTF cares man, it is what it is.. a fat lady who exploited her own fatness and dove into her fatty fatness until her legs and organs gave out under the fatty fatness. now she HAD to stop stuffing her fatty fat fat face long enough not to die, it made her lose a couple pounds making her only a fatty instead of a fatty fat fat so we're supposed to feel all warm and fuzzy? how about slapping a warning label on her big fat ass saying "DANGER EATING YOURSELF INTO FAT OBLIVION WILL KILL YOU WITH DIABETES FROM ALL THE EXCESS SUGAR YOUR FAT ASS TAKES IN"

You must have had a fat mommy who didn't play with you any and just sat around and ate powdered donuts all day? And embarrassed you when your friends came over? That would explain all the hate on fat people.

/diabetes isn't just about eating too much or being overweight
//stay classy

I officially renounce any previous endorsement of Wormwood


/still; lady did have quite the appetite

I love people with indomitable spirits. She has one.

/or else she's nuckin' futs....

I wish her the best, but let this be a lesson to all you 'large-boned people' who think 'it's in your genes' to need to eat big portions of junk.

Educate yourself in nutrition -- healthy food tastes better and you will feel better.

Thanks for the TF sponsor, whoever it was. :D