"Excuse me while I whip this out. . ."

/Obligatory
//Obvious
//Obama 08!

You know you want to get with this.

Hello, Cleveland!

Atillathepun: "Excuse me while I whip this out. . ."

dammit. I can't top that.

Change. 'Cause that's all you'll have left when I'm done with you, biatches.

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

"Nothing scares closed minded bigots more than a brother with power."

"C'monnnnnnn" (really drag the on part out)
Result would be thunderous applause, landslide victory. Some logic just can't be argued with.

FTA: So remember, when John McCain and his surrogates call me a "celebrity," they're not insulting me; they're insulting you. They're insinuating that you are a mindless groupie rather than a concerned citizen, a fan rather than a voter.

The only problem I have with Obama is his gross overestimation of the intelligence of the general public.

All of civilization everywhere and anywhere is 99% mindless groupies and 1% leaders.

ʾašhadu ʾan lā ilāha illā-llāh, wa ʾašhadu ʾanna muḥammadan rasūlu-llāh

If I'm Paris Hilton, Hillary is Britney Spears!

"Whose house?? Run's house!!"

/Obama '08

"Klaatu barada nikto"

"CAN...YOU...DIG...IT?!"

"Where the white women at?"

F-bear: "CAN...YOU...DIG...IT?!"

"Finally! Barack has come back to Denver."

"Can you smellllllllllllllllllllll what Barack is cooking?"

/feels nauseous now

Tr0mBoNe: FTA: So remember, when John McCain and his surrogates call me a "celebrity," they're not insulting me; they're insulting you. They're insinuating that you are a mindless groupie rather than a concerned citizen, a fan rather than a voter.

The only problem I have with Obama is his gross overestimation of the intelligence of the general public.

All of civilization everywhere and anywhere is 99% mindless groupies and 1% leaders.

He's not overestimating at all, but he's right to point out that it doesn't do any good to insult the cretins.

"At this point, I would like to announce my running mate. Say hello to your future vice president, Tommy "Tiny" Lister."

Tr0mBoNe: The only problem I have with Obama is his gross overestimation of the intelligence of the general public.

All of civilization everywhere and anywhere is 99% mindless groupies and 1% leaders.

Nobody ever got elected by admitting how stupid the voters are.

*Whips out guitar*

I'm f*cking Hillary Clinton

"BUCK FUSH."

Atillathepun: "Excuse me while I whip this out. . ."

/Obligatory
//Obvious
//Obama 08!

Thread over. Please tip your waitress, then return her to the upright position.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England Colorado now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day

"I will not pardon Bush or Cheney."

"The current administration will be held responsible for their crimes."

You're my piece of the rock, CC, and I love you.

Atillathepun: "Excuse me while I whip this out. . ."

winner in one.

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore"

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

"um..uh uh..um..uh hmm uh huh um um..yea..um uh"

'I like pancakes.'

I'd tell him to repeat, in his own words, what was written in the TFA.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Atillathepun: "Excuse me while I whip this out. . ."

"Once you go black, you'll never go back."

Ein volk, ein reich, ein Barry!

Tr0mBoNe: FTA: So remember, when John McCain and his surrogates call me a "celebrity," they're not insulting me; they're insulting you. They're insinuating that you are a mindless groupie rather than a concerned citizen, a fan rather than a voter.

The only problem I have with Obama is his gross overestimation of the intelligence of the general public.

Here's how that quote would appear in a McCain ad: "Barack Obama calls his supporters "mindless groupies rather than concerned citizens" and says they're nothing more than "fans."

Can we really afford to have a President who insults even his most loyal base? That's not change we can believe in.

I'm John McCain and I approved this message...because I'm a total dick.

Is it awesome in here, or is it just me?

WHAT'S HAPPENING, CLEVELAND!!!

"To you this may mean Jerusalem Boogie but to the birds it meant that the supper was ready."

"tax the rich"

The Pledge of Allegiance.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we are going to take a bold step. Tonight, we are going to confront some uncomfortable truths. Truths that some people do not want us to speak about. We are going to take responsibility for our actions. We are going to say 'NO' to more government. We are going to say 'NO' to war in the middle east. We are going to say 'NO' to the recording industry. We are going to say 'NO' to the war on drugs. We are going to give this country back to the people. We are going to end earmark spending. We are going to re-instate the 4th amendment in this country. Tonight we are going to tell the world that America is about opportunity. Tonight we will tell the world that we stand against torture and oppression. Tonight, the world will know that this country will once again become a Great Nation. And tonight we will not take 'no' for an answer!

Thank you and goodnight."

"Please take the five dried grams I have taped under your seats..."

unholymartiangod: "Please take the five dried grams I have taped under your seats..."

Why oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?

Caaaaan Youuuuuuuu Diggggggg Ittttttt!

You mutherfarkers dont scare me!

"LE-ROYYYYY JENKINNNNS!!"