Broccoli?

Bear steak?

Also - fastest green light ever.

Approves

/trying too hard?

My 20-pound mutt chased a baby black bear up a mountain while I peed myself.

bear was pretending to be A Little Black Rain Cloud

The family's lucky this had a happy ending. The headline could've easily been "Family Dog Killed In Black Bear Attack".

And who really thinks she woke up her husband to say, "Would you please find out what Penny is up to out there?"

/yeah, it's hotlinked. STFU
//your cat has it out for the dog too.

Which that heretofore, albeit.

and I said "OH MY GOSH!!!!"

does anyone think it sounds like the bear is the victim in this story?

Doggiewoggie: My 20-pound mutt chased a baby black bear up a mountain while I peed myself.

My parents have a cockapoo, who is afraid of everything, and she treed a small black bear.

Bears are afraid of my penis.

unfortunately, women only point and laugh

Stomponfoot:
does anyone think it sounds like the bear is the victim in this story?

yes, I agree but that poor little bear probably feared for its life!

/likes bears but likes dogs better than bears

Pavia_Resistance: Doggiewoggie: My 20-pound mutt chased a baby black bear up a mountain while I peed myself.

My parents have a cockapoo, who is afraid of everything, and she treed a small black bear.

Black bears have every reason to fear dogs; Wolves are known to kill black bears for sport. Cockapoo, Yorky, whatever; it's still a wolf to them, and there could be more.

/NatGeo over.

Big deal, my pet black bear chases dogs up trees all the time...

CaptainBeer: Bears are afraid of my penis.

unfortunately, women only point and laugh

The laughing is fine. The pointing, not so much.

/feels your pain

I'm just glad they didn't shoot the bear. Same thing happened a few days ago in lower Michigan and the a-holes shot the bear in the tree.

I thought the dog translation was 'I want raw testicles. If you don't get that bear out of the tree, you're next'.

/my skillz might be rusty, though.
//that's what the baseball bat is for...

Boy-"When the bear comes down the tree, Penny jumped on the bears back and chewed it."

Priceless

/redneck kids make me laugh

Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

Only dozens? You apparently haven't been paying attention, subby.

Fark that bear - black bear is some nasty eating anyway...

/has a dog named Penny that looks a LOT like that one... and have no doubt she'd do the same thing...

"Penny get a Steak"

Well said

artifishy: Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

DUDE
Im stoned and even I say thats farked up.

/someone had to

I gotta kick out of that video!

Christ, the sh*t that qualifies as "news" these days.

/that bear ain't 200, either

walnuts55: artifishy: Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

DUDE
Im stoned and even I say thats farked up.

Dogs are a lot deeper thinkers and well read than traditional human thought allows.

Perhaps some day in the near future, we will wonder why dogs philosophize about us chasing bears up trees.

Oh, and they want some damn broccoli.

/Don't use drugs. Naturally messed up.
//Not that there is anything wrong with it, just need to provide medical care at moments notice.

artifishy: walnuts55: artifishy: Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

DUDE
Im stoned and even I say thats farked up.

Dogs are a lot deeper thinkers and well read than traditional human thought allows.

Perhaps some day in the near future, we will wonder why dogs philosophize about us chasing bears up trees.

Oh, and they want some damn broccoli.

/Don't use drugs. Naturally messed up.
//Not that there is anything wrong with it, just need to provide medical care at moments notice.

What is Light?
Solid, Liquid, or Gas?
How does gravidy bind It??

the biggest redneck here: /that bear ain't 200, either

People that don't know black bears get confused due to their general poofy fuzziness.

Black bears are generally pretty shy. It's not that unusual for them to flee from stuff they really shouldn't be afraid of.

Now, show me a dog or cat that trees a grizzly, and I'll be impressed.

walnuts55: artifishy: walnuts55: artifishy: Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

DUDE
Im stoned and even I say thats farked up.

Dogs are a lot deeper thinkers and well read than traditional human thought allows.

Perhaps some day in the near future, we will wonder why dogs philosophize about us chasing bears up trees.

Oh, and they want some damn broccoli.

/Don't use drugs. Naturally messed up.
//Not that there is anything wrong with it, just need to provide medical care at moments notice.

What is Light?
Solid, Liquid, or Gas?
How does gravidy bind It??

GRAVITY

FAIL

shenannigans

walnuts55: artifishy: walnuts55: artifishy: Thought:
"If the image is complicated, the rules will be complicated. On the other hand, if the object has a hidden fractal order to it-and it's a central observation of Benoit (Mandelbrot) that much of nature does have this hidden order-then it will be possible with a few rules to decode it."
Michael Barnsley

Dinner:

DUDE
Im stoned and even I say thats farked up.

Dogs are a lot deeper thinkers and well read than traditional human thought allows.

Perhaps some day in the near future, we will wonder why dogs philosophize about us chasing bears up trees.

Oh, and they want some damn broccoli.

/Don't use drugs. Naturally messed up.
//Not that there is anything wrong with it, just need to provide medical care at moments notice.

What is Light?
Solid, Liquid, or Gas?
How does gravidy bind It??

1) Feathers are light in comparison to many of the things I lift in a day.

2) All things being equal, I prefer solid but there are characteristics about the others for which I am quite fond.

3) In the darkness.

I'd say the dog was brave.

Except that's a purely human description.

Yea dog!

So, this is one of those cliche headlines that's supposed to end in "Your dog wants..."

Penis!

Or is it?

I don't understand why they put kids on TV or in commercials. I'm fine with the fact that they exist, but I really don't want to hear them try to tell a story.

That dog should be glad he doesn't live in Prince George's County, MD.

Poor bear... was just trying to get his grub on. The dog wasn't protecting the family, he was just pissed that the bear got all the good stuff outta the garbage first.

MooseUpNorth: Black bears are generally pretty shy. It's not that unusual for them to flee from stuff they really shouldn't be afraid of.

Now, show me a dog or cat that trees a grizzly, and I'll be impressed.

Agreed. I've chased a full grown black bear and clobbered it with small rocks. One second my back was turned and the next second it was nosing my backpack. Be afraid of humans mr. bear, your life depends upon it.

I guess I am the only one that was pissed that they live in bear country and they left the garbage out where the bear could get to it. Asshats.

I sped through the video, but didn't see a bear treed by a dog. I saw some breeder cow and a little fat kid (speaking true words of originality, I'm sure).

gregario: I'm just glad they didn't shoot the bear. Same thing happened a few days ago in lower Michigan and the a-holes shot the bear in the tree.

Here in the west, there is a season that you can run bears and lions with hounds. Every state is a bit different, but it is a good way to go bear hunting. I've done it myself. Alot of fun, if you can keep up with the dogs.

Hell, I can't even get my friggin bulldog to chase those shadow people that keep popping up...

/you DO see them too, right?
//...right??

Needs Obvious tag. For fat kid. & rednecks.

/poor bear.

artifishy
Dinner:

I love fractal broccoli.