I'm going to start a pedestrian critical mass group on those pathways to show those cyclist jerk offs what jerk offs they really are.

In other news, there's a bicycle speed limit.

Good to see the continuing tradition of completely misrepresenting any article about cycling.

Green. Looks like the mods fancied another cyclist flame war.

Yeah... bikes can get up to that speed between blocks because they always run the stop signs.

munchkinette: Yeah... bikes can get up to that speed between blocks because they always run the stop signs.

And so the trolling begins.

20kmph is ridiculously slow. That's like my morning average commute speed on the way to work when I'm half-awake and pedaling with one eye open, assuming an average number of red stoplights (roughly 12 out of 22 on my commute).

meekychuppet: munchkinette: Yeah... bikes can get up to that speed between blocks because they always run the stop signs.

And so the trolling begins.

I'm not so sure that's trolling. I occasionally ride a bike, and often run stop signs.

I also have only 2 basic speeds: comfortable and kick ass. I have no clue how fast either would actually be.

muzzrphochr: I'm not so sure that's trolling. I occasionally ride a bike, and often run stop signs.

I occasionally scratch my dog's arse. So what?

so are they going to start shooting radar on these pathways to enforce this?

Megain: so are they going to start shooting radar on these pathways to enforce this?

I doubt it, unless licence plates start appearing on bikes.

so are they going to start shooting radar on these pathways to enforce this?

We've had stories on Fark about radar speed traps for bicycles.

meekychuppet: I doubt it, unless licence plates start appearing on bikes.

I'm okay with this, especially if the state starts charging license and registration fees based on weight to account for wear and tear on the roads. :)

Besides, if the state starts taking bicycles seriously it might finally get the APD bike cops off the sidewalk and riding with traffic for once.

Hey, us car drivers have to put up with artificially low speed limits, why should you bikers get an exemption?

soze: I'm okay with this, especially if the state starts charging license and registration fees based on weight to account for wear and tear on the roads. :)

I am too, provided I am treated with the same privilege as a motorist. Here in the UK it's a joke. We basically have no rights so if being taxed will afford me parity with drivers then I am fine with that.

Crosshair: Hey, us car drivers have to put up with artificially low speed limits, why should you bikers get an exemption?

Come back to me when your speed limit is so slow that it might cause you to fall off.

meekychuppet: Crosshair: Hey, us car drivers have to put up with artificially low speed limits, why should you bikers get an exemption?

Come back to me when your speed limit is so slow that it might cause you to fall off.

If you can't keep your balance at 20 km/h you shouldn't be on a bike.

skitzo: If you can't keep your balance at 20 km/h you shouldn't be on a bike.

Why?

20 km/h, what's that in American?

meekychuppet: muzzrphochr: I'm not so sure that's trolling. I occasionally ride a bike, and often run stop signs.

I occasionally scratch my dog's arse. So what?

Do you lick you finger after or just sniff it?

the eidolon: 20 km/h, what's that in American?

12mph, which is painfully slow on a road bike, even for my fat out of shape ass.

muzzrphochr: Do you lick you finger after or just sniff it?

Depends on my mood really.

Guy Innagorillasuit: the eidolon: 20 km/h, what's that in American?

12mph, which is painfully slow on a road bike, even for my fat out of shape ass.

I think you hit the nail on the head. Road bike. not congested pathway where people are walking bike.

skitzo: not congested pathway where people are walking bike.

What?

At a state park I frequent, a-hole bike riders in head to toe spandex ride two and three abreast down the two lane road like they own it. There is a BIKE PATH that parallels the road. I have no qualms about scaring the shiat out of them with my Grand Cherokee. Vroom, honk, finger.

meekychuppet: munchkinette: Yeah... bikes can get up to that speed between blocks because they always run the stop signs.

And so the trolling begins.

Pot...kettle.

/I'm on ignore so I can say things like this.

Guy Innagorillasuit: the eidolon: 20 km/h, what's that in American?

12mph, which is painfully slow on a road bike, even for my fat out of shape ass.

holy crap. I SUCK at biking and can easily bike that.

muzzrphochr: I'm not so sure that's trolling. I occasionally ride a bike, and often run stop signs.

you're also retarded.

Seth_The_Wide: At a state park I frequent, a-hole bike riders in head to toe spandex ride two and three abreast down the two lane road like they own it. There is a BIKE PATH that parallels the road. I have no qualms about scaring the shiat out of them with my Grand Cherokee. Vroom, honk, finger.

Katie98_KT: you're also retarded.

Glad someone agrees. I don't get anyone that flaunts their inconsiderate behaviour.

Seth_The_Wide: At a state park I frequent, a-hole bike riders in head to toe spandex ride two and three abreast down the two lane road like they own it. There is a BIKE PATH that parallels the road. I have no qualms about scaring the shiat out of them with my Grand Cherokee. Vroom, honk, finger.

When I'm walking on a path where those jerk offs are riding I like to get in their way like they do to me in my car.

I love hearing them scream "ON THE LEFT!, ON THE LEFT!" then hearing the squeal of their breaks as they lock them up and ride off the path in an attempt to miss me.

skitzo: When I'm walking on a path where those jerk offs are riding I like to get in their way like they do to me in my car.

I love hearing them scream "ON THE LEFT!, ON THE LEFT!" then hearing the squeal of their breaks as they lock them up and ride off the path in an attempt to miss me.

I bet it makes your little penis go rock hard too doesn't it?

meekychuppet: skitzo: When I'm walking on a path where those jerk offs are riding I like to get in their way like they do to me in my car.

I love hearing them scream "ON THE LEFT!, ON THE LEFT!" then hearing the squeal of their breaks as they lock them up and ride off the path in an attempt to miss me.

I bet it makes your little penis go rock hard too doesn't it?

It does, because a bike seat hasn't given me erectile dysfunction.

meekychuppet: I don't get anyone that flaunts their inconsiderate behaviour.

Which most bike riders do. That's why I kept it in the half pipe.

skitzo: It does, because a bike seat hasn't given me erectile dysfunction.

That's nice.. er, where you making a point?

the eidolon: Which most bike riders do.

How do you know? Hint: the phrase 'most riders I see' or similar does not count.

meekychuppet: skitzo: It does, because a bike seat hasn't given me erectile dysfunction.

That's nice.. er, where you making a point?

No, you were showing interest in my boner situation. So I let you know what was going on.

skitzo: No, you were showing interest in my boner situation. So I let you know what was going on.

Actually you let me know what wasn't going on. It isn't difficult to guess why you felt the need to tell us all you aren't impotent.

meekychuppet: Katie98_KT: you're also retarded.

Glad someone agrees. I don't get anyone that flaunts their inconsiderate behaviour.

inconsiderate? more like stupid. Riding through stopsigns is a good way to get hit.

skitzo: I love hearing them scream "ON THE LEFT!, ON THE LEFT!" then hearing the squeal of their breaks as they lock them up and ride off the path in an attempt to miss me.

Stay to the right and walk straight. You won't have that problem any more.

meekychuppet: skitzo: No, you were showing interest in my boner situation. So I let you know what was going on.

Actually you let me know what wasn't going on. It isn't difficult to guess why you felt the need to tell us all you aren't impotent.

You're the one that started talking about my dong. I thought it was a come on an obliged you with the information you were seeking.

Katie98_KT: inconsiderate? more like stupid. Riding through stopsigns is a good way to get hit.

Well, yeah but I think anyone who does that is asking to get hit. I just meant the 'I din;t bother about stop signs' attitude is moronic.

meekychuppet: Hint: the phrase 'most riders I see' or similar does not count.

Yes it does. Since being inconsiderate is a subjective thing I won't be able to point you towards any scientific studies.

skitzo: You're the one that started talking about my dong. I thought it was a come on an obliged you with the information you were seeking.

Actually, you started flaunting your large vehicle (penis substitute). I don't care anyway.

I thought everyone should know that going slow and wobbling in front of Jeep Grand Cherokees gets me rock hard.

the eidolon: Yes it does. Since being inconsiderate is a subjective thing I won't be able to point you towards any scientific studies.

So we both agree you're full of shiat. Inconsiderate in this case was equated by me with law breaking. Try again.

meekychuppet: skitzo: You're the one that started talking about my dong. I thought it was a come on an obliged you with the information you were seeking.

Actually, you started flaunting your large vehicle (penis substitute). I don't care anyway.

Ahhh I see the problem now... You can't follow along.

I never said a word about a car. I think you are interested in Seth_The_Wides schlong. Seth could you do me a favor and oblige meekychuppet with details of your man meat?

skitzo: meekychuppet: skitzo: You're the one that started talking about my dong. I thought it was a come on an obliged you with the information you were seeking.

Actually, you started flaunting your large vehicle (penis substitute). I don't care anyway.

Ahhh I see the problem now... You can't follow along.

I never said a word about a car. I think you are interested in Seth_The_Wides schlong. Seth could you do me a favor and oblige meekychuppet with details of your man meat?

Big and hairy, hard to carry.

meekychuppet: Inconsiderate in this case was equated by me with law breaking.

Not explicitly. But I forgot that you consistently have your panties in a bunch and you can't help but argue about everything.

meekychuppet: Come back to me when your speed limit is so slow that it might cause you to fall off.

The only way you are falling off a bike going 12 mph is if you're five years old, flat out plastered, or have no sense of balance whatsoever.

Crosshair: meekychuppet: Come back to me when your speed limit is so slow that it might cause you to fall off.

The only way you are falling off a bike going 12 mph is if you're five years old, flat out plastered, or have no sense of balance whatsoever.

I've fallen off. My bike is old. and when shifting gears, sometimes my chain "jumps". its fun.