Beats the shiat outta me

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I don't usually say this about anything short of actual abuse, but the state needs to take that kid away and put him somewhere safe.

Me neither, Submitter. Me neither.

FTA:I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conferences.

WTF????

/Read the article. Almost wished I hadn't.

msannomalley: Almost wished I hadn't.

Well, on the plus side it's entirely possible it's just a troll.

nekom: Well, on the plus side it's entirely possible it's just a troll.

Of course, if it's a troll, it's still a very amusing one.

No way is that for real.

I'd hit it so hard I'd defenestrate it.

Heh. My parents got all kinds of upset when I decided, at the age of fourteen, that I wanted to be excommunicated from the Mormon Church.

Parents don't seem to understand that their little offspring sometimes have minds of their own ;)

O, Internet.

How I love thee.

What the hell.

http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/61761.html

smooshie: http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/61761.html

What the duece?

That kid is going to grow up a furry hating serial killer :(

i felt the same way about church, kid. you'll get over it

Just because it's on the intertubes doesn't mean it's true.

/just sayin

krysbabe: That kid is going to grow up a furry hating serial killer :(

Oh wow, that would make an excellent movie or comic book or something.

A gang of evil furries around the world who are all big business men and politicians have a plan to eliminate all non-furries, and one kid whose parents were furries figures out their evil plans and hunts them down like animals. But nobody believes him and he has to keep his identity hidden because they will send a furry hit squad after him...I think it could work

Hunh.

Most of the furries I'm acquainted with are rabid Randroids. This one must be a troll.

soze: Most of the furries I'm acquainted with are rabid Randroids. This one must be a troll.

I hope none of them bite you.

KellyLockhart, that's a scary picture.

Hoping it's only a troll. But then again, there has been very weird shiat that happened in this world, so you never know.

Where's BloodyWilliam?

Furries are people that failed to become the school mascot.

I am a fluffy bunny trapped in a humans body.. WTF.

Because he had a sudden flash of common sense to say 'No!' to furries?.

krysbabe: That kid is going to grow up a furry hating serial killer :(


Nothing wrong with that, that's a honorable profession.

"Satire" tag is on vacation? Still funny though.

smooshie: soze: Most of the furries I'm acquainted with are rabid Randroids. This one must be a troll.

I hope none of them bite you.

No, the only people who bite me are flamin' gay guys who turn het when they get drunk.

would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

/sorry, clueless in NM.

Robopuppy Mistreatment: krysbabe: That kid is going to grow up a furry hating serial killer :(

Nothing wrong with that, that's a honorable profession.

I'm... well, actually, I'm forced to agree.

worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

/sorry, clueless in NM.

Anything you can imagine on your own is probably true.

Photobasement? Sounds creepy.

From the homepage:

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If you're so helpless that you write to an advice column when your child rebels against you for the first time in his rice-kneed existence...do you really have any right to be his educational custodian?

worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

Imagine the lowest rung there is on the social ladder. Got that mental picture? Ok good. Furries are the people that THEY make fun of. Hope that helps.

sadly I think this is real, as furrys are freaking idiots and would pull something like this. These are the same idiots who cry fursecution when you tell them wanting to have sex with dogs and cats is not normal and they are sick people, so I have no doubt they would try to force their kids to be furrys also.

worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is

This (new window) ought to help explain it.

Paging Bloody William... Bloody William please report to Fark.

worlddan:
would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

People who dress like "animals" and/or adopt anthropomorphic animal personae online or in real life. See above pic (with the Stormtrooper).

soze: No, the only people who bite me are flamin' gay guys who turn het when they get drunk.

Then you're just not living right, babe.

worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

Whatever you do, don't GIS "yiffing".

TheGreatZarquon: worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is

This (new window) ought to help explain it.



I must be one sick puppy, because that's actually kinda hot.

/knows she's probably sexier with the suit than without
//make that "a lot sexier"

worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is and why one would have a "furry hour". Is it like a teddy bear?

/sorry, clueless in NM.

Link

(NSFW)

blazemongr: TheGreatZarquon: worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is

This (new window) ought to help explain it.



I must be one sick puppy, because that's actually kinda hot.

/knows she's probably sexier with the suit than without
//make that "a lot sexier"

And by "she" you mean the dude under that costume? Spoilers: its a man with a sexual identity issue on multiple levels, he thinks hes a fox, AND a woman.

/is waiting for the obligatory "I'm a furry and i'm getting a kick out of these replies"

But seriously though, this sounds like an epic troll

Can you blame him?(NSFW)

Not all furries run around in fursuits, they're actually a minority. Just a very visible, vocal minority.

blazemongr: TheGreatZarquon: worlddan: would someone please explain to me what the heck a "furry" is

This (new window) ought to help explain it.



I must be one sick puppy, because that's actually kinda hot.

/knows she's probably sexier with the suit than without
//make that "a lot sexier"

///make that "a dude"

This is a joke, seriously! That guy is well known for posting incendiary falsehoods.

MissFeasance: No way is that for real.

Feas nailed it.

theorellior: Whatever you do, don't GIS "yiffing".

Oh god, I hate you so much.

Also, I hate the internet. and humanity.

theorellior: Whatever you do, don't GIS "yiffing".

I still remember the first time I discovered that. Was watching Real Sex or something similar on HBO and they aired a clip of two fully-covered furries "yiffing" in the hallway of their hotel.

I'd known a little about furries before that time, but never knew that it became anything sexual. I was so utterly uncomfortable and flabbergasted that I didn't know how to respond.

I'm accepting of a lot of things in life: homosexuality, bisexuality, transsexuality even... but it's a little hard to take a man seriously when he spends time masturbating to images of Baloo from Tale Spin and wishing it all were true.