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Malinki 2008-08-10 05:57:03 AM  
Bogota is in Jersey? Is the DEA aware of this?

 
geetus 2008-08-10 07:43:05 AM  
I just bought a pipe from the gas station down the street, which was located in a box right next to the Horny Goat Weed pills, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline...

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 07:48:44 AM  
geetus: I just bought a pipe from the gas station down the street, which was located in a box right next to the Horny Goat Weed pills, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline...

You are now required to elaborate. Is the goat horny, or will the goat weed make you horny? Is it goat weed, or a horny goat reference about pills made of weed? And honestly, I'm disappointed there's no pics of such an intriguing product.

 
muckin refarkable 2008-08-10 07:48:55 AM  
Poor dumb farker'll probably end up in Guantanimo.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 07:53:15 AM  
FTA: He acknowledged that stores sometimes claim that the paraphernalia can be used for legitimate purposes.

Because they can. Dumbass.

It's not paraphernalia unless it's already been used, is in use, or is in your possession simultaneously with drugs you're intending to use. Before then, if I say it's a tobacco pipe, it's a tobacco pipe.

 
E5bie 2008-08-10 08:17:59 AM  
Malinki: google is your friend :)

i1.ebayimg.com

This is in all the gas stations round where I live.
Right next to the tiny plastic roses and trucker pills.

/kinda weird which drugs are legal and which are not...

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 08:20:49 AM  
Malinki: Bogota is in Jersey? Is the DEA aware of this?


Yes, they are. In fact, it is a suspected hideout of the FARK rebels...

 
E5bie 2008-08-10 08:25:14 AM  
Bolo Jungle:
Yes, they are. In fact, it is a suspected hideout of the FARK rebels...

Ack. So punny. **blargh.**

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 08:50:21 AM  
E5bie:
/kinda weird which drugs are legal and which are not...


Yeah, well, we could be here all day if we go in that direction. But even for gas stations, etc, that there's weird. And I'm weird, so, you know.

 
WALMART.saves 2008-08-10 08:59:30 AM  
"The paraphernalia, which included "one-hitters" -- cigarette-like plastic tubes designed to hold a small amount of marijuana -- and marijuana grinders was in plain sight behind glass, Piterski said. He acknowledged that stores sometimes claim that the paraphernalia can be used for legitimate purposes."

This is really funny. Every gas station within a 10 mile radius of me has this. I would actually consider these gas stations mini-head shops in their own right.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-08-10 09:15:49 AM  
Ding-dong!

Welcome to Mac's!

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 09:18:53 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: FTA: He acknowledged that stores sometimes claim that the paraphernalia can be used for legitimate purposes.

Because they can. Dumbass.

It's not paraphernalia unless it's already been used, is in use, or is in your possession simultaneously with drugs you're intending to use. Before then, if I say it's a tobacco pipe, it's a tobacco pipe.


Yeah, that dugout is for my tobacco.

I smoke more in one day than most do in a week or even a month, but really hate it when people try to hide by saying it's not when it is. Maybe if hippies stopped trying to argue stupid man up a little the cops'd be more likely to give you the benefit of a doubt, or even a break.

Maybe not, but hey, anything's possible.

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 09:19:56 AM  
Malinki: Occam's Chainsaw: FTA: He acknowledged that stores sometimes claim that the paraphernalia can be used for legitimate purposes.

Because they can. Dumbass.

It's not paraphernalia unless it's already been used, is in use, or is in your possession simultaneously with drugs you're intending to use. Before then, if I say it's a tobacco pipe, it's a tobacco pipe.

Yeah, that dugout is for my tobacco.

I smoke more in one day than most do in a week or even a month, but really hate it when people try to hide by saying it's not when it is. Maybe if hippies stopped trying to argue stupid man up a little the cops'd be more likely to give you the benefit of a doubt, or even a break.

Maybe not, but hey, anything's possible.


Okay, ignore the grammar, etc. Like I said, more in one day...

 
castufari 2008-08-10 09:50:04 AM  
Malinki: I smoke more in one day than most do in a week or even a month, but really hate it when people try to hide by saying it's not when it is. Maybe if hippies stopped trying to argue stupid man up a little the cops'd be more likely to give you the benefit of a doubt, or even a break.

I gave a lift to a cop neighbor once. On the way I opened my glove box to get out my sunglasses and my one hit rolled out onto the floor. He looked at it, laughed, then said "so, what's this for?". I told him - I smoke a little weed now and then. Esp if I'm sore or can't sleep, it kills the pain and/or makes me nappy. He nodded and said "yep, that it does". We talked more, he said that he wasn't going to make a stink of someone had some on their possession. Dealing was another matter but if you had a joint and were pulled for speeding he'd say "put that away".

/me likes my pretty orange pipe better

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 10:00:00 AM  
castufari: /me likes my pretty orange pipe better

Blue and white speckled glass that glows in the dark.

But we gotta go to West Virginia to get pipes and such :/

 
3rdorderofsimulacra 2008-08-10 10:08:45 AM  
weed and viagra. the greatest combination known to mankind. and they arrest him.

 
fapologist 2008-08-10 10:24:15 AM  
E5bie: Malinki: google is your friend :)



This is in all the gas stations round where I live.
Right next to the tiny plastic roses and trucker pills.

/kinda weird which drugs are legal and which are not...


simple economics dude ( or dudette ).

you sell what people want. Why would you open a gas-station in a town of bike riders? Would you sell Bibles at a Fark party??

 
stirfrybry 2008-08-10 10:42:02 AM  
muckin refarkable: Poor dumb farker'll probably end up in Guantanimo.

He better hope he doesn't meet big bob
/cockmeat sammich, anyone?

 
LinaBo 2008-08-10 10:57:37 AM  
I think he got his Bogotas a bit mixed up, here.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-08-10 11:08:34 AM  
hey, the dude is only giving the people what they want!

 
ju66l3r [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 11:14:32 AM  
He wasn't even supposed to BE there that day!

 
MidnightSkulker 2008-08-10 11:15:53 AM  
I live in a conservative area, and there's even a head shop here. Grinders, papers, bongs, pipes, scales, baggies... whatever. There's just a little bitty sign/disclaimer that says "[Store] does not endorse the use of these products for illegal substances." That takes care of that.

Younge St in Toronto is full of bong shops. I remember seeing a sign last time I was there "We've got Toronto by the bong."

It's pathetic that people are arrested for selling glassware and scales.

/Canada, land of the stoned
//Doesn't smoke it - respects whatever other people want to do in their free time.
///Just don't drive stoned.

 
PJMurphy 2008-08-10 11:22:42 AM  
"one-hitters -- cigarette-like plastic tubes...."

WTF? Plastic? You're doing it wrong.

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 11:41:34 AM  
PJMurphy: "one-hitters -- cigarette-like plastic tubes...."

WTF? Plastic? You're doing it wrong.


Yeah, I noticed that too. Bet the high is pretty intense, though.

 
blazemongr 2008-08-10 11:54:35 AM  
E5bie:

i1.ebayimg.com

"Thank you, cum again"?

 
migueldelascervezas 2008-08-10 11:55:29 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

 
Malinki 2008-08-10 12:11:54 PM  
Well, since the thread's here, might as well resurrect a screenshot of mine from another post...

i204.photobucket.com

 
awaken101 2008-08-10 12:30:28 PM  
www.channel4.com

/approves

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 12:39:19 PM  
This job would be great if it wasn't for the farking customers.

 
brawltimore 2008-08-10 12:41:46 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: hey, the dude is only giving the people what they want!

Gov doesn't like that, what you want is bad news.. you are bad news.
please assimilate into our good news world.

 
Private Dick 2008-08-10 01:04:06 PM  
You know what this means, don't you? TERRORISM!!!

 
kindpastor 2008-08-10 01:04:56 PM  
And free enterprise take another blow in the name of the public, children, etc.

 
Hugo Zorilla 2008-08-10 04:11:51 PM  
Yup.
Bogota is next to Hackensack and Teaneck.
Not only is the report completely accurate, but one of the most prolific drug dealers in Bergen County lives in Bogota.
He drives around in a souped up little Honda, with a big azz red sticker diagonally positioned on his windshield, blasting Latino music, so you know it's him.
Guns, drugs, whatever. He can get it.

 
binkle 2008-08-10 06:00:47 PM  
A one hitter made of plastic?

Sure, its cheaper, but you can only use it once...

 
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