I've seen her!

I see her every Saturday night.

This thread seems like a perfect excuse for images of stunningly gorgeous chicks.

Somebody else, oblige me - quick!

/lazy

gweilo8888: This thread seems like a perfect excuse for images mugshots of stunningly gorgeous chicks.

Somebody else, oblige me - quick!

/lazy


FTFY

Also lazy.

Wanted for questioning:

Suspect was initially described as looking like this...



After the Beer Goggles were stolen, police were surprised to find out she looked like this...


// Police further recommended that if you are are illegally in possession of stolen Beer Goggles, that you leave a sturdy crowbar under your side of the bed to chase off your sex-partner after waking up.

Witnesses at the scene of the theft were photographed while giving the description of the thief and the sex-partner the thief walked out with.



Witnesses were quoted as saying, "Holy crap! Stealing is bad, but I don't envy that man waking up with *THAT*. Fuuuuuuugly!"

Gridlock: Suspect was initially described as looking like this...

WTF is wrong with her eyebrows?

Doesn't anyone else think that these police "beer goggles" are an insult to the intelligence of anyone who drinks?

The world doesn't get blurry after 10 vodka shots, it gets crystal clear. And you gain super powers. These silly cop attempts to scare teenagers is just nonsense.

Just like the "DUI simulators" that are basically video games with poor responsive controls. I don't approve of drinking and driving, but I can play mad hell out of a driving video game after half a bottle of Stoli, and I would notice if the controls suddenly sucked and did the opposite of what I meant, which is all those idiot "simulators" do.

In real life, the problem is driving a car is in serious 3-D, bigger than the movies, and it's hard to find a comfortable point of reference. Things get all insane and move too fast. You can't turn over to the TV to relax for a bit, unlike the games.

Found them!!!

Attention All units ------- Cher wanted for questioning, theft of police property to be used in pursuit of new husband

Obligatory link

Beer Goggle Simulator (new window)

Doesn't anyone else think that these police "beer goggles" are an insult to the intelligence of anyone who drinks?

ITYM an insult to anyone period. It's not the glasses themselves (which aren't really too blurry, BTW, but similar to optical illusions in that they make you off-balance) but the story that goes with them.

They tell you this simulates a .08 when it's really more like a .25 or better. You can't take three steps in anything resembling the same direction when wearing them.

That's not a .08 and you know it, you lying bastids.

/and don't get me started on the D.A.R.E. program

Gridlock: Suspect was initially described as looking like this...

Holy mother of god.
Methinks she was wearing some beer goggles last time she plucked those eyebrows

carrot: /and don't get me started on the D.A.R.E. program

What's the D.A.R.E. program?

Okay, so some canadian high students stole some beer goggles. Hard to believe.

Judging by what I found this morning, I must have had them last night......

////shudder.....

Can relate:

ElPresidente: What's the D.A.R.E. program?

D.A.R.E. stands for Drugs Are Really Excellent - it's a program to teach kids how to use drugs responsibly and stay out of jail while still enjoying a good buzz.

/not really, but you can probably google a better answer

das:
Judging by what I found this morning, I must have had them last night......

////shudder.....

ooo...you're good.
I was just going to post a joke about waking up to something regretful.

ElPresidente: carrot: /and don't get me started on the D.A.R.E. program

What's the D.A.R.E. program?

It stands for Drugs Are Really Expensive.

/hehe