I've had the chicken pox already. I'm going in!

/DNRTFA

I LOL'd

canadian poon has cock box hurr hurrrrr

Where's danlpoon?

Tell him to scratch really hard.

I like having some poon with my Tang.



/I know, 8th grade humor

Poontine? Delicious!

betona I like having some poon with my Tang.



/I know, 8th grade humor

I lol'd.

Actually, it's probably a bad thing, after all, it does eventually develop into shingles as an adult.

Benni K Rok: betona I like having some poon with my Tang.



/I know, 8th grade humor

I lol'd.

Actually, it's probably a bad thing, after all, it does eventually develop into shingles as an adult.

So, what you're saying is that later on, it'll be an itchy Poon? Not good.

Thank God I live in Ohio

AHAHAHAHa. great way to start morning. too bad kbarham already beat me to the punchline

I hear our American neighbours in Illinois may have the solution to this problem, countrymen.

"What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"

"Comanche Indian"

She needs to marry my friend Randall...

http://movies.nytimes.com/person/1222262/Randall-Tang

They should go to the doctor to get Healthy.

It is almost like the editor lets stuff like this slip by intentionally to get more clicks in the inquiry of the article once it hits Fark.

FTA: ...but her current condition may prevent her from participating.

Why not say "her condition"? What does current contribute?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Where's danlpoon?

Tell him to scratch really hard.

Maybe he's traveling.

Pwned poon!

Marla Singer's Laundry: Where's danlpoon?


He's travelling.

/Obligatory.

This is going to suck for me...

If by "chicken pox" you mean "undeserved sense of entitlement", then I agree completely.

boonfarker: "What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"

"Comanche Indian"

i came here for this reference.

The only diseased Canadian poon I know is my whore of an ex-girlfriend. But I'm not bitter...

starsrift: I hear our American neighbours in Illinois may have the solution to this problem, countrymen.

No but we do have an over abundance of Unicorns and Rainbows. We plan on sharing these with the rest of the country as well as the change we get to keep in our pockets from our tax rates, come november.

I'd get chicken pox in my mouth if I could get a taste of Trish Stratus' poon.

Goes well with spotted dick?

/DNRTFA

WoodyHayes:
I'd get chicken pox in my mouth if I could get a taste of Trish Stratus' poon.

Does it even have one? That. Is. A. Man. Baby.

Or:

Chicken poon has Canadian cox.

Canceling his hunting trip to Canada this year....

Sweet tap dancing Jeebus on hockey skates, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! I was planning on getting laid this year...

So that's why the cream isn't working.

Are they sure it's chicken pox? It may just be a simple case of razor burn.

peachpicker: [unplucked]

I didn't think an image like that could make me lose my taste for chicken. I was wrong.

My last name is also Poon, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/seriously

oh man, I thought my man slug had the chicken pox...thank god it was only warts.

Sucks to have to pull out early.

/Of the Olympics, I mean.

Came for the Fletch references...left happy and satisfied.