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(CBC) Amusing Actual headline: "Canadian Poon has chicken pox". Canadian men, it's time to panic   (sports.sympatico.msn.cbc.ca) divider line 41
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PJ- 2008-08-10 03:50:01 AM  
boingboing.net

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 05:24:28 AM  
www.greenadder.com

 
kbarham 2008-08-10 07:42:00 AM  
I've had the chicken pox already. I'm going in!

/DNRTFA

 
geetus 2008-08-10 07:44:39 AM  
I LOL'd

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 07:56:53 AM  
canadian poon has cock box hurr hurrrrr

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 08:04:13 AM  
Where's danlpoon?

Tell him to scratch really hard.

 
betona 2008-08-10 08:13:34 AM  
I like having some poon with my Tang.

img177.imageshack.us

/I know, 8th grade humor

 
Tannhauser Gatekeeper 2008-08-10 08:26:52 AM  
Poontine? Delicious!

 
Benni K Rok [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 08:28:10 AM  
betona I like having some poon with my Tang.



/I know, 8th grade humor


I lol'd.

Actually, it's probably a bad thing, after all, it does eventually develop into shingles as an adult.

 
P-Quin 2008-08-10 08:34:07 AM  
Benni K Rok: betona I like having some poon with my Tang.



/I know, 8th grade humor

I lol'd.

Actually, it's probably a bad thing, after all, it does eventually develop into shingles as an adult.


So, what you're saying is that later on, it'll be an itchy Poon? Not good.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 08:36:50 AM  
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50caliber 2008-08-10 08:43:32 AM  
Thank God I live in Ohio

 
zabbers 2008-08-10 08:45:15 AM  
AHAHAHAHa. great way to start morning. too bad kbarham already beat me to the punchline

 
starsrift 2008-08-10 08:48:39 AM  
I hear our American neighbours in Illinois may have the solution to this problem, countrymen.

 
boonfarker 2008-08-10 08:51:40 AM  
"What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"

"Comanche Indian"

 
fishndav 2008-08-10 08:55:14 AM  
She needs to marry my friend Randall...

http://movies.nytimes.com/person/1222262/Randall-Tang

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2008-08-10 09:04:55 AM  
They should go to the doctor to get Healthy.

 
berylman 2008-08-10 09:15:52 AM  
It is almost like the editor lets stuff like this slip by intentionally to get more clicks in the inquiry of the article once it hits Fark.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-08-10 09:36:22 AM  
FTA: ...but her current condition may prevent her from participating.

Why not say "her condition"? What does current contribute?

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 09:52:44 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Where's danlpoon?

Tell him to scratch really hard.


Maybe he's traveling.

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-08-10 10:12:56 AM  
Pwned poon!

 
rufus-t-firefly [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 10:19:03 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Where's danlpoon?


He's travelling.

/Obligatory.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 10:27:48 AM  
This is going to suck for me...

 
brewssuds 2008-08-10 10:29:32 AM  
If by "chicken pox" you mean "undeserved sense of entitlement", then I agree completely.

 
IncubatorJones 2008-08-10 10:41:51 AM  
boonfarker: "What kind of name is Poon, anyway?"

"Comanche Indian"


i came here for this reference.

 
dougfm 2008-08-10 10:51:14 AM  
The only diseased Canadian poon I know is my whore of an ex-girlfriend. But I'm not bitter...

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 11:03:05 AM  
starsrift: I hear our American neighbours in Illinois may have the solution to this problem, countrymen.

No but we do have an over abundance of Unicorns and Rainbows. We plan on sharing these with the rest of the country as well as the change we get to keep in our pockets from our tax rates, come november.

 
penis 2008-08-10 11:09:34 AM  
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WoodyHayes [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 11:30:44 AM  
I'd get chicken pox in my mouth if I could get a taste of Trish Stratus' poon.

 
Iceman_Cometh 2008-08-10 11:42:42 AM  
Goes well with spotted dick?

/DNRTFA

 
No Such Agency 2008-08-10 11:54:14 AM  
WoodyHayes:
I'd get chicken pox in my mouth if I could get a taste of Trish Stratus' poon.

Does it even have one? That. Is. A. Man. Baby.

 
Dinah Fyre 2008-08-10 12:08:07 PM  
Or:

Chicken poon has Canadian cox.

 
Martstar 2008-08-10 12:08:22 PM  
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Canceling his hunting trip to Canada this year....

 
Private Dick 2008-08-10 01:01:46 PM  
Sweet tap dancing Jeebus on hockey skates, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! I was planning on getting laid this year...

 
Efferus X 2008-08-10 01:03:05 PM  
So that's why the cream isn't working.

 
D_Moran 2008-08-10 01:19:56 PM  
Are they sure it's chicken pox? It may just be a simple case of razor burn.

 
WFern 2008-08-10 01:29:50 PM  
peachpicker: [unplucked]

I didn't think an image like that could make me lose my taste for chicken. I was wrong.

 
omegadirective 2008-08-10 03:34:09 PM  
My last name is also Poon, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/seriously

 
Jeremy_M 2008-08-10 06:59:25 PM  
oh man, I thought my man slug had the chicken pox...thank god it was only warts.

 
No Line For Beer 2008-08-10 07:45:32 PM  
Sucks to have to pull out early.

/Of the Olympics, I mean.

 
swfan 2008-08-11 01:03:22 AM  
Came for the Fletch references...left happy and satisfied.

 
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