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(News Of The World) Dumbass Sir Paul McCartney might be getting yanked not for the second time, should have known better   (newsoftheworld.co.uk) divider line 30
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Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:51:57 PM  
"Paul's utterly enchanted with Nancy

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Lilmama [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 10:41:50 PM  
Part of what's made Paul my all-time favorite Beatle is his relentless optimism. I count on his lack of cynicism, humor, and etermal charm. I hope Nancy really is the one. God bless 'em.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 11:21:29 PM  
Pre-nup, Paul. Pre-nup.

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 12:51:42 AM  
That's a man who can't stand his own company.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 01:24:04 AM  
time to ink the ol' pre-nup.

 
robbiedo 2008-08-10 01:57:16 AM  
God, he looks awful!!! Legends should die young.

 
Marquis de Sod [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 02:07:28 AM  
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil...

 
Dialectic 2008-08-10 02:15:06 AM  
pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup...get the hint, dumbass!

 
jimhill 2008-08-10 02:25:58 AM  
We now have conclusive proof that the only thing worse than normal British entertainment reporting is British entertainment reporting by the flamboyantly gay.

/read the article
//wishes he hadn't

 
Glenechocreek 2008-08-10 03:30:35 AM  
Pre-nup there, buddy. I know she's rich, but she just might want hers and your's, too.

 
Farkin' Found It! 2008-08-10 04:41:56 AM  
Damn!
What am I going to say to my mom? She's been waiting to be Paul's wife since 1964!

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-10 04:44:16 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Smells like a winner.

 
CarnySaur 2008-08-10 06:40:54 AM  
I love Paul McCartney, but Craig Ferguson was right. He's starting to look like Angela Lansbury.

 
mercator_psi [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 06:49:16 AM  
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy Shevell
She makes old biddies feel real swell
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy Shevell
She makes your life a lot less hell
Nancy! (KitHypops)

 
ViktorMature22 2008-08-10 07:15:27 AM  
who is Macca?!?

is that just the Brits little nick name for him or what?

 
Steve Zodiac 2008-08-10 08:25:10 AM  
To all those screaming pre-nuptial:
Value of Pre Nups in England (new window)

If you don't want to read the article, it's on the web site of an English law firm and an early sentence in the document is "Unfortunately, the answer in almost all cases is that the jurisdiction of the divorce courts cannot be ousted in this way and that a pre-nuptial agreement is hardly worth the paper it is written on."

This is the reason he didn't have a pre-nup LAST time. He probably won't have one if he decides to marry THIS time. To keep it from getting really tangled up (assuming first that he marries and second that there is a divorce), he would have to leave England and get married in and probably become a citizen of a country that DOES recognize pre-nuptial agreements.

 
dan_in_oakland 2008-08-10 08:50:43 AM  
I'm all for aging gracefully, but here's a man who can afford the world's very best knife-hands. I mean, he doesn't need to go all the way to where Jerry Jones did, but a few tucks certainly wouldn't do any harm.

 
Green Discharge 2008-08-10 09:01:45 AM  
Dude, don't do it.

 
wildcatfan82 2008-08-10 09:45:13 AM  
Might be getting yanked not for the second time?
*looks confused*

 
Shenanigans! 2008-08-10 12:49:06 PM  
He's learned from his mistakes - none of his kids liked Stumpy, and it was no secret she was a raging biatch - they got into some nasty fights well before he married her.

He's not getting any younger, and I'm sure the thought of dying alone isn't pleasant.

 
mavrick45 2008-08-10 02:16:12 PM  
PAAAUUUUULLLL!!!!

ahhhhhh!!!

he's driving through America and he was only leik an hour away
from me but I was unaware!!

I was unaware!!!! (sobs)

 
arcadecalgary [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 02:20:33 PM  
wow , just wow, dude cannot simply live alone for a while and play the field can he?

 
Liverpool 2008-08-10 03:56:20 PM  
img60.imageshack.us
He does a good impresion these days dont he?

 
Glenechocreek 2008-08-10 07:26:38 PM  
arcadecalgary: wow , just wow, dude cannot simply live alone for a while and play the field can he?

Paul, like John, always needs a woman at his side. They lost their mummies when they were young, and never got over it.

Nancy looks cute. Good on ya, Paul.

 
simpsonfan 2008-08-10 08:05:37 PM  
Prenup.

 
SplitGuy 2008-08-10 08:57:14 PM  
ViktorMature22: who is Macca?!?

is that just the Brits little nick name for him or what?


They've been using that nickname for 60 years, ya farking coont.

Paul's broken a glass, broken a glass, broken a glass a glass a glass he broke today.

/1st part farking obvious
/2nd part too obscure, despite supporting my original point?

 
mavrick45 2008-08-10 10:01:46 PM  
SplitGuy:

Paul's broken a glass, broken a glass, broken a glass a glass a glass he broke today.

/2nd part too obscure, despite supporting my original point?


I was thinking of posting that
but then I waited to see if anyone else would.
and you did
/winnar

 
Beatles1964t 2008-08-11 12:04:44 AM  
Marquis de Sod: Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil...

*cracks up* Thread over!

 
shadowself 2008-08-11 01:18:29 AM  
robbiedo: God, he looks awful!!!

He looks like an old lesbian. (new window)

 
tonga 2008-08-11 04:25:53 PM  
How much is a thmillion?

 
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