They got him. Babe.

All this time, I've been wrong. This is proof that there truely is a God.

I can understand them destroying his Cher collection, but U2 as well? C'mon!

No HERO tag?

I'll second that push for a HERO tag.

This kind of action far transcends the COOL tag.

Actually, I'm kind of torn on this one. The nanny state vs Cher. Civil rights vs civil responsibilities.

/I lied. Can we get him a state sponsor lobotomy, too?

Damn, I wish I could get the cops here to raid my neighbour's place. Blasting f*cking reggae at all hours. I've been considering a grenade through the window.

i am the infidel: Can we get him a state sponsor lobotomy, too?

You think there's enough brain left in a Cher fan's head to chop out?

The cops thought they were arresting gypsies, tramps, and thieves. The stereo was just the consolation prize.

If only the man could turn back time....

//does not approove

*GRANDAD DO WHATEVER HE COULD. PREACH A LITTLE GOSPEL, SELL A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF DOCTOR GOOD*

/make it stop

Guy likes Cher and U2? Bono isn't quite the Vegas act yet, despite ZooTV.

Did they have to summon Tapparich?

Brettster808: They got him. Babe.

Just like Jesse James.

/So sorry...

Could be worse. He could have been playing anything by Liza Minnelli.

RIP, Freddy Mercury.

Do you believe in life after.....


Cop attack

Bang bang, you shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

gopher321: Damn, I wish I could get the cops here to raid my neighbour's place. Blasting f*cking reggae at all hours. I've been considering a grenade through the window.

You are joking, right? It's reggae.

FTFA: Mr Wiosna annoyed his neighbours by playing Cher at top volume

Mister? So wait... a guy likes Cher... and worse, likes blasting it?

/think destroying his CD collection was far too lenient a punishment.

Cops probably thought he was torturing a goat.

Aboleth 2008-08-10 01:01:50 AM
If only the man could turn back time....

Came here to say this,
//shakes fist in rage

//:-{)/

Destroyed both Cher and U2 albums, man, that's a double win in my book. Really, while I can stand some Sonny and Cher (once did 'I Got You Babe' karaoke in a sushi restaurant with a tranny Cher impersonator), I don't care for Cher solo and I turn my radio off whenever I hear a U2 song played.

He must've been a Butthead (new window).

/not a rickroll

Nanny State Retards

jmsvrsn: Bang bang, you shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Uhm... I sincerely hope you don't think Cher sings that?

*gasp* That's Cheresy!

/happens to like some Cher every once in a while.

gopher321: I wish I could get the cops here to raid my neighbour's place. Blasting f*cking reggae at all hours.

You think you have it bad, my cell phone won't get a signal so I'm stuck in a hostel with the techno twins Slad and Vidder.

Bathia_Mapes: I can understand them destroying his Cher collection, but U2 as well? C'mon!

They were trying to get rid of two the hard way.

/pun intended

Noone can stand this much Cher!

The Thnikkaman: Noone can stand this much Cher!

who's Noone?

wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.

Alyna_jf: jmsvrsn: Bang bang, you shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Uhm... I sincerely hope you don't think Cher sings that?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bang_Bang_(My_Baby_Shot_Me_Down)


FAIL.

Brockway: This, with slightly different spelling

Which "this"? Oops, I meant witch "this"? Or was it whitch "this"?

Damn you, Cher. You made AM radio even more unbearable than it already was in the 60's, and then you tried to turn Gregg Allman into Sonny Bono. I throw garlic in your direction.

wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.Alyna_jf: wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.

either that or I'm in the wrong thread.. and apparently full of fail tonight.

Alyna_jf: who's Noone?

Peter Noone, that's who.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Noone

Alyna_jf: wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.Alyna_jf: wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.

either that or I'm in the wrong thread.. and apparently full of fail tonight.

wow. I think I'm going to go to bed now.

Sorry.

Alyna_jf: wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.Alyna_jf: wow... lots of simulposts in the thread already... even a trimulpost.

either that or I'm in the wrong thread.. and apparently full of fail tonight.

or the jokes are just that easy for this situation.

Once got the cops called on our house party where someone managed to throw "Hey Ya" on the stereo 6 times. They didn't even fine us. I consider that a mercy cop call.

My friend got hit by a car once. Made a right-turn into him on his bike. The day of the Cher concert in town.

He ended up with decent settlement money from the insurance company, more money if he decided to get the scars on his chin fixed up, and went to Europe to visit his working-abroad significant other with the money. Oh, and bought him a Tiffany's ring (I got to be there to help him pick it out - I think the salespeople felt sorry for me until we started looking at the men's rings... yeah, of course he was gay, although I had a straight friend who loved Rent. Go figure).

All that, and he STILL made me watch the DVD of the concert tour when it came out. I love that kid, but the thing that he was most pissed off about that day wasn't his bike, or his health, but that he missed the Cher concert.

/still owes me for that one
//wait, paid me off with abundant free local wine and food at the commitment ceremony
///I've heard it's a "What White People Like" cliche, but I do love my gay friends sometimes
////NOT when the Cher gets broken out, though

BingoTC: *gasp* That's Cheresy!

/happens to like some Cher every once in a while.

*snort* Cheresy!
And I love her as an actress, not so much as a singer...

gopher321: Damn, I wish I could get the cops here to raid my neighbour's place. Blasting f*cking reggae at all hours. I've been considering a grenade through the window.

I used to live in a building where the one of the upstairs neighbor roommates would come home drunk every night at 3AM, stumble around for a half an hour knocking over everything heavy in his apartment, PEE OUT THE FRONT WINDOW onto the fire escape, then turn his stereo on full blast and pass out. His drunken roommates apparently slept right through it, although they sure could hear me banging on the door to scream at them.

The first time it happened I was willing to let it slide. The second through fifth times, I went downstairs to the main power panel and shut off all power to their apartment, and turned it back on when I left for work. They kicked him out shortly afterward, to be followed by several police visits looking for him.

/don't live in that neighborhood anymore
//classy people, those Irish
///wish stupidity was a painfully fatal disease

The Great Mutato?

/obscure?

"Do you bbeliEEEeeeVvvVVvvVEeee in life after love"

not when you sing about it.

/i lose hope in alot of things when i hear cher sing.

Coco LaFemme: Alyna_jf: jmsvrsn: Bang bang, you shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Uhm... I sincerely hope you don't think Cher sings that?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bang_Bang_(My_Baby_Shot_Me_Down)


FAIL.

Thanks. I owe you one.

Facepalm all the way around.

Skawt: gopher321: Damn, I wish I could get the cops here to raid my neighbour's place. Blasting f*cking reggae at all hours. I've been considering a grenade through the window.

I used to live in a building where the one of the upstairs neighbor roommates would come home drunk every night at 3AM, stumble around for a half an hour knocking over everything heavy in his apartment, PEE OUT THE FRONT WINDOW onto the fire escape, then turn his stereo on full blast and pass out. His drunken roommates apparently slept right through it, although they sure could hear me banging on the door to scream at them.

The first time it happened I was willing to let it slide. The second through fifth times, I went downstairs to the main power panel and shut off all power to their apartment, and turned it back on when I left for work. They kicked him out shortly afterward, to be followed by several police visits looking for him.

/don't live in that neighborhood anymore
//classy people, those Irish
///wish stupidity was a painfully fatal disease

I had downstairs neighbors that used to start their parties around 1am. Usually in their kitchen, which was right under our bedroom. Loud music, which meant shouted conversations we could clearly hear. They also had a 4 year old kid living in the same apartment.

One night I was annoyed at being woken up by them yet again, so I called the cops. They showed up about 5 minutes later, and things got quiet downstairs for about 10 minutes. As soon as they started up again, I called again. This time, multiple cop cars arrived. People were taken outside. One of them tried to drive off, but ended up just reparking his truck after trying to merge with the telephone pole. At least two people went away in handcuffs.

Never heard another peep for the month before the landlord kicked them out. We also learned they'd been lying about their address so they didn't have to pay to send their whelp to the better school in the next town over...

Now, my sister and her boyfriend live downstairs. The only time it gets loud is when we go down to drink and play Rock Star with them.

nashBridges: Yeah, sorry about that

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

/I think I lol'd myself.