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(Some Politician) Scary In additon to John Edwards', here are the 10 ugliest political mistresses   (comedy.com) divider line 50
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 05:51:02 PM  
This list is full of Fail.

 
Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 06:27:21 PM  
fail city. world of fail. etc.

 
jbc [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:21:19 PM  
That list is incomplete without Cindy McCain.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-08-09 07:23:39 PM  
Let's see now:
blog.silive.com
www.nndb.com
bp1.blogger.com
If these women are ugly, sign me up for a bakers dozen. Please send them to my house and it would be great if they would be naked. Thanks.

 
borg [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:25:56 PM  
wiredforbooks.org

I have to - but you? ...

 
FiestyIrishVixen 2008-08-09 07:50:01 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: This list is full of Fail.

came in to say THIS

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:10:03 PM  
CravenMorehead: If these women are ugly, sign me up for a bakers dozen. Please send them to my house and it would be great if they would be naked. Thanks.

The last one is a little scary in a "I'm going to cook and eat your children" sort of way.

But the first two? Yes, please.

 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:43:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:48:01 PM  
Broadcast Dave, that's an old pic. I hear she's really let herself go.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:02:22 PM  
You'd think that something from comedy.com would be funny or amusing.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:03:08 PM  
CheddarPants: Broadcast Dave, that's an old pic. I hear she's really let herself go.

-1

 
Sussman [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:25:01 PM  
#2 was gold, though.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:38:28 PM  
FiestyIrishVixen: Tr0mBoNe: This list is full of Fail.

came in to say THIS


Came here to say THAT>

/Fail on German grammar for #2, also.

 
mr_a [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:38:32 PM  

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:55:42 PM  
mr_a: FDR's Honey should have made the list (new window)

This?
upload.wikimedia.org

It looks like a step up from this:
upload.wikimedia.org
(Eleanor is on the left)

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:57:44 PM  
Snarfangel: (Eleanor is on the left)

tee-hee :)

 
swahnhennessy 2008-08-09 10:17:17 PM  
That wasn't funny. I felt like I was reading the frustrated rants of some aspiring gossip-columnist who mistook snark for wit.

 
Yukon Callmeal 2008-08-09 10:40:23 PM  
That might be the least funny thing I have ever seen.

That includes all of the old SuperDeluxe crap.

And it was racist to boot.

 
TheAgeOfEgos 2008-08-09 11:00:10 PM  
Snarfangel:

(Eleanor is on the left)


*snort* :)

/SuperDeluxe write the article? It has that 'Fat kid that tries too hard for laughs' vibe about it.

 
spelunking_defenestrator 2008-08-09 11:04:13 PM  
OK, throwing the German Shepherd in there made me laugh.

 
Goodfella 2008-08-09 11:22:57 PM  
This was pretty much just a list of, not necessarily ugly, just mistresses of prominent politicians.

Oh, they forgot one.

wizbangblue.com

 
Time Traveler 2008-08-09 11:27:35 PM  
i259.photobucket.com

 
macdaddy357 2008-08-09 11:37:31 PM  
Camilla should have been number one, and they sure dug deep to find a bad picture of Monica Lewinsky. In some other pictures, she looked really good.

 
Falcc 2008-08-09 11:38:00 PM  
CravenMorehead: Let's see now:



If these women are ugly, sign me up for a bakers dozen. Please send them to my house and it would be great if they would be naked. Thanks.


Yeah but from that angle you can't see how sharp their knees are.

 
gruntmints 2008-08-09 11:41:22 PM  
Condi Rice for Sally Hemmings? And the failed attempt at qualifying it with a "slavery was wrong"?

Stay classy.

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 11:54:16 PM  
Snarfangel: (Eleanor is on the left)

There are several species of ruminants I would gladly make love to before showing that hideous beast my o-face.

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-10 12:01:17 AM  
gruntmints: Condi Rice for Sally Hemmings? And the failed attempt at qualifying it with a "slavery was wrong"?

Stay classy.


Yeah, that was stupid. Of course, I tried to tell the blogger that, and I got a message that said my comment was "awaiting moderation." I guess when you write shiat like that, you need to play gatekeeper to your comments page.

 
Ivor the Friendly Viking 2008-08-10 12:04:50 AM  
Sussman: #2 was gold, though.

Hitler farked a dog?

 
Goodfella 2008-08-10 12:21:03 AM  
And just to throw some flames on the fire, here is some breaking news:

"Woman in Edwards Affair Will Not Allow DNA Test"

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/10/us/politics/10edwards.html?ref=politics

 
Whatthefark 2008-08-10 12:40:19 AM  
I think that's the first pic of Monica I've seen that she isn't wearing some shapeless ladies suit. She really isn't that fat, and she has a decent rack. I'd do after four beers.

Donna Rice looked good for the day. I guess the writer has something against women with bushes.

Ashley Dupree is hittable, with the proper protection.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 12:41:53 AM  
In additon to John Edwards', here are the 10 ugliest political mistresses

And 15 of them are Bill Clinton's.

 
BLCoakley 2008-08-10 12:46:12 AM  
Ivor the Friendly Viking: Sussman: #2 was gold, though.

Hitler farked a dog?


I don't think he did. I'm pretty sure the dumbass who wrote this list just wasn't smart enough to think of more than 7 politicians who've had affairs, and so they decided to throw in Hitler. Besides, Hitler was never married, so how could he have cheated on anyone?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-08-10 12:54:22 AM  
macdaddy357: and they sure dug deep to find a bad picture of Monica Lewinsky

that was actually probably the best picture of her I've seen. What she was wearing looked a bit trashy, but not bad otherwise.

 
ringo2 2008-08-10 01:12:53 AM  
That may be the most pissed-off picture of Condi I've ever seen. (not surprising, considering she's listed after a dog).

Anyone remember the words to "George Washington slept here"?

 
ZangTT 2008-08-10 01:36:28 AM  
Maybe Adolph painted dogs. Maybe he really liked the ones he painted.

Not this one tho, as it seems to be by John Somebody...

\yes, I got the 'dog' reference

 
Ablejack 2008-08-10 02:04:15 AM  
www.topnews.in
www.topnews.in

Exactly why is Dupre on this list? Seriously. She is very pretty. Would the list of Twenty Ugliest include Marilyn Monroe? The author must be pulling some stunning women (or perhaps none at all).

 
for good or for awesome 2008-08-10 02:19:10 AM  
Yeah. While I'd probably be sick of Dupre after five minutes, five minutes is probably all I'd need.

 
HempHead 2008-08-10 02:29:15 AM  
img2.timeinc.net


Is there a list for tele-evangelists? Can someone start one?

 
goodbomb 2008-08-10 05:12:40 AM  
the condoleeza rice bit at the end was in bad taste.

 
Magruda 2008-08-10 05:20:14 AM  
So am i the only one who thought the dog was hot?

/don't judge me

 
leperboy69 2008-08-10 06:42:41 AM  
This list was created by The Comedy Feed's special ugly mistress correspondents over at WTF-TV.

Ohhh....that explains it.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-08-10 07:14:28 AM  
Are there lawyers who specialize in suing websites for having
misleading domain names?

I mean: if I go to a site called 'comedy.com', I actually expect
to laugh.

/Monica Lewinsky does have a pretty smokin' rack, though.

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-08-10 08:21:50 AM  
#1 was hi-larious!

/and it's comedy people.

 
worlddan 2008-08-10 10:00:02 AM  
gruntmints: Condi Rice for Sally Hemmings? And the failed attempt at qualifying it with a "slavery was wrong"?

Stay classy.


I still think that Condi Rice is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I have a picture buried away somewhere that I got when she was still Provost at Stanford, long before she was a household name.

It's tragic, really. Who knew then she was a vampire.

/there's a lesson there, kidos.

 
mfaby 2008-08-10 10:54:21 AM  
1) Putting Rice in there was nothing but sullbhit.

2) There is ZERO proof that Jefferson slept with or HAD CHILDREN with Sally Hemmings. The DNA evidence leads to his NEPHEWS, not him.

 
generaltimmy 2008-08-10 10:59:57 AM  
What aboutr Barney Frank's boyfriend who ran the brothel from Frank's residence?

 
schatzie 2008-08-10 12:52:41 PM  
There's also the whole issue that Sally Hemmings was Martha Jefferson's half sister, was only 1/8th black and strongly resembled her half sister. Which I would take to mean appeared white.

Condi does look sharp in a short skirt and boots for what its worth.

 
wydok 2008-08-10 03:28:32 PM  
Wait, Hitler farked a dog? I never knew that.

 
SciHobo 2008-08-10 09:06:16 PM  
Random Hitler bashing makes a pathetic article awesome. It's a great tactic, just say something that everybody can get behind, and you don't EVER have to be talented.

TEAM USA RULES, GO FOR THE GOLD!

 
xgnu 2008-08-11 09:11:57 AM  
At least they don't plaster on the makeup like a trollup.

 
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