"This is a message from the Federal Trade Commission. You have reached a recording because the number you are calling may be involved in a scam."

Nice.


/Off to redo my outgoing voice mail message.

I'd post on binary, but the filter youd kick my internet ass.

Nathan said he had never heard of the company but the text message prompted him to call a toll free number.

God people are dumb. Nobody is out there desperately trying to find you so they can give you a present.

CygnusDarius: I'd post on binary, but the filter youd would kick my internet ass.

Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

Philbb: /Off to redo my outgoing voice mail message.

Nice.

Kentuckiana?

Please tell me people don't actually use this word.

wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

I guessed it was Send Me E-Mail

And 3 seconds on Google Backs me up.

Damn kids today with their "elite text language".

Why would I want semen on my credit card info?

Robopuppy Mistreatment: Why would I want semen on my credit card info?


You arsehole. That's what I came in to say. You win.

Opacity:
Kentuckiana?

Please tell me people don't actually use this word.

Better than Indyucky.

wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

It's the stuff that makes babies.

wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

All I missed was ykwim.

/ashamed that I understood all that bullshiat

Deranger: Opacity:
Kentuckiana?

Please tell me people don't actually use this word.

Better than Indyucky.

My favorite is Pennsyltucky. Texarkana used to piss me off, until I found out that it was a real place and the knobs who live there relish the name.

/It was at a Waffle House on a Sunday morning
//I probably shouldn't have compared the name of their town to that of Boysenberry Syrup in front of hungry baptists.

Je5tEr: wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

All I missed was ykwim.

/ashamed that I understood all that bullshiat

I think ykwim=you know what i mean.

smem==See My Endocrinologist Maxine
ykwin==You Know, While I'm Masturbating

Hector Remarkable: smem==See My Endocrinologist Maxine
ykwin==You Know, While I'm Masturbating


fancy.

/how YOU doin?

Hector Remarkable: smem==See My Endocrinologist Maxine
ykwin==You Know, While I'm Nasturbating

/Fixed that for you

redflag: Hector Remarkable: smem==See My Endocrinologist Maxine
ykwin==You Know, While I'm Nasturbating

/Fixed that for you

Thank you. Nasturbating is the same thing, just nastier.

Sometimes while masturbating, I'll say to myself, "I gotta kick this up a notch"

That's when I switch to Nasturbatin'



/Aw yeah, that's what gets me hot
//Right there, yea baby, don't stop!

redflag: Sometimes while masturbating, I'll say to myself, "I gotta kick this up a notch"

That's when I switch to Nasturbatin'



/Aw yeah, that's what gets me hot
//Right there, yea baby, don't stop!

I'm going to need your credit card number before we can go any further.

Hector Remarkable: redflag: Sometimes while masturbating, I'll say to myself, "I gotta kick this up a notch"

That's when I switch to Nasturbatin'



/Aw yeah, that's what gets me hot
//Right there, yea baby, don't stop!

I'm going to need your credit card number before we can go any further.


But baby, it's my birthday

/do you accept checks?

Why do I work for a living when there are thousands out there waiting to just give me their money? How do a fool and his money even get together in the first place?

/oh right, there's that jail thingy, LOLOLOL!!!!!1111UNO

morning_foil: Anyone who is dumb enough to fall for this deserves to be ripped off.

I hope you never have a momentary lapse in judgement with that sense of justice.

redflag: Hector Remarkable: smem==See My Endocrinologist Maxine
ykwin==You Know, While I'm Nasturbating
/Fixed that for you

I LOL'd.

morning_foil: redflag: morning_foil: Anyone who is dumb enough to fall for this deserves to be ripped off.

I hope you never have a momentary lapse in judgement with that sense of justice.

Of course not! How stupid do you think I am?!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to auction. I hear there's a bridge someone wishes to sell me. The Crown Prince of Nigeria will be there, and he has a rather large sum of money he wishes to deposit into my bank account.

(In all seriousness though, my father taught this sage wisdom: "You get nothing for nothing.")

They changed the location of that auction, give me your cell number and I'll call you with the details...

morning_foil: Anyone who is dumb enough to fall for this deserves to be ripped off.

Deserving or not, they will be ripped off. We can't protect everyone from everything.

Deranger: Better than Indyucky.

I disagree. Indyucky is awesome! Now to meet a new friend on the Indiana/Kentucky border so I can actually use this word.

"Kentuckiana" is used! I live in NW Indiana and only get Chicago news, but they use "Illiana" to point to the area overlapping our states. There's even a Christian high school called Illiana Christian School. "Michiana" is used in South Bend IN / New Buffalo MI area, too. Don't know about the Ohio side of our state...

redflag: Sometimes while masturbating, I'll say to myself, "I gotta kick this up a notch"

That's when I switch to Nasturbatin'

H-Bo: "Kentuckiana" is used! I live in NW Indiana and only get Chicago news, but they use "Illiana" to point to the area overlapping our states. There's even a Christian high school called Illiana Christian School. "Michiana" is used in South Bend IN / New Buffalo MI area, too. Don't know about the Ohio side of our state...

That's awesome. We don't do that on the East coast that I know of, but we should. I'm gonna start telling people I live in South Carolantic.

Oh, and I loved this part:
"We tried to call the number to put an end to the scam and make sure you're protected."

SMS phishing is called "Smishing". Voice mail phishing is called "Vishing". Most of these originate from, you guessed it, Nigeria.



/And that's one to grow on.
//IT Security Pro
///Hot linky cuz I hate photobucket

Question: "How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Answer: "Let's ride bikes!!!"

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

I guessed it was Send Me E-Mail

And 3 seconds on Google Backs me up.

I guessed it was "smegma." And a quick look in pants backs me up.

Opacity: Kentuckiana?

Please tell me people don't actually use this word.



Sadly they do. I live in Louisville and hear it on the radio and tv all the time.

missionpants: Question: "How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Answer: "Let's ride bikes!!!"

Keyboard... You owe me a new one.

at least there's a reason for the combo-name. Around here, they refer to NC as 'North Cacka-Lackey'

Y'all can school me on the correct spellin' on that one.

Members and non-members of the Commonwealth Credit Union were also instructed via text message to call the number

Wouldn't that be like... Everyone?

jasroc: Members and non-members of the Commonwealth Credit Union were also instructed via text message to call the number

Wouldn't that be like... Everyone?

It would, if you counted the ones in the initiation process.

morning_foil
Anyone who is dumb enough to fall for this deserves to be ripped off.

That's how scam artists rationalize what they do, when they take old people's life savings.

Biatch stole my phish!

Resourceress: H-Bo: "Kentuckiana" is used! I live in NW Indiana and only get Chicago news, but they use "Illiana" to point to the area overlapping our states. There's even a Christian high school called Illiana Christian School. "Michiana" is used in South Bend IN / New Buffalo MI area, too. Don't know about the Ohio side of our state...

That's awesome. We don't do that on the East coast that I know of, but we should. I'm gonna start telling people I live in South Carolantic.

And everybody in the Spokane - Couer D'Alene area can say they live in Washaho.

credit card info goes
here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here and xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx and here

Momzilla59: Resourceress: H-Bo: "Kentuckiana" is used! I live in NW Indiana and only get Chicago news, but they use "Illiana" to point to the area overlapping our states. There's even a Christian high school called Illiana Christian School. "Michiana" is used in South Bend IN / New Buffalo MI area, too. Don't know about the Ohio side of our state...

That's awesome. We don't do that on the East coast that I know of, but we should. I'm gonna start telling people I live in South Carolantic.

And everybody in the Spokane - Couer D'Alene area can say they live in Washaho.

And bring her to me

Squidgilum: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: wydok: Only thing I didn't understand was "smem".

I guessed it was Send Me E-Mail

And 3 seconds on Google Backs me up.

I guessed it was "smegma." And a quick look in pants backs me up.

Fan-smegging-tastic.