I've never had a meal at any of those places.

10: Worst breakfast
Bob Evans Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed Hotcakes
# 1,540 calories

I think the name gives that one away.... who eats something like that?

this list gets recycled and posted every six months or so. So the question is "why the hell do I keep going through this list?"

I think my brain hopes the info will change. I hope those delicious but fat-and-calorie loaded honey-chipotle crispers at Chili's will suddenly be absent from the list, granting me leave to order them.

ah, the battle of the bulge... or, me vs. my lack of willpower.

TTIUWSHMB*

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I think it's time for lunch

Just how many times am I going to see this terribly formatted list before I die? At the current rate, it's somewhere around 23987383828 more times.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: TTIUWSHMB*

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Indeed. I saw a dude ahead of me in the checkout line with a cart full of these. He spent over $200 on them in one go. He didn't look too unhealthy so he's either using them to degrease an engine or he works hard for a living.

The CLOGGER! If you can find a GREASIER burger, you're in MEXICO!


Cut. Print. Kill the pig.

PSA: Click on the little "Print This" icon lower mid-right of page" to get list on one page.

PSA: Ignore this list, as it is composed by hooples who think calories are poisonous. I have never actually eaten any of these things, but I have been known to pack in 2k or more calories in a single meal. I just don't do it every day.

I farking hate the layout of the website.

I thought it would be 'Worst Foods' and not just food that will make your ass so big, Black guys will want to bend you over for some pleasure on their part.

Headline should specify "worst as far as health".

And I am sure there are worse food for your health.

Fark that, I will eat my Chipotle burritos and like them.

/is fat

oldebayer: PSA: Ignore this list, as it is composed by hooples who think calories are poisonous. I have never actually eaten any of these things, but I have been known to pack in 2k or more calories in a single meal. I just don't do it every day.

Sure calories 'suck' but most of these 'meals' have too much salt, fat, cholesterol, and very little real nutritional value.

The one's that they listed as worst Mexican and Chinese foods?

protip: they're as Mexican(or Chinese) as apple farking pie.

/Eat less

It's like they're trying to kill us on purpose

The aussie cheese fries grace my table every time I eat at Outback.

/Go #1

What? No Good Morning Burger?

We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.



/gotta be like 5000 calories...and yummy!

Tr0mBoNe: Sure calories 'suck' but most of these 'meals' have too much salt, fat, cholesterol, and very little real nutritional value.

These meals are salted lard and little else. My ex sister in law worked in a food lab where they bend starch to taste like real food so the chains can make this stuff as cheaply as possible. She felt like a criminal and had to find another gig.

20 oz T-bone
1,540 calories
124 g fat

I could think of worst ways to go........mmmm steak
/ I'll do it myself, thank you

AlwaysRightBoy: 20 oz T-bone
1,540 calories
124 g fat

I could think of worst ways to go........mmmm steak
/ I'll do it myself, thank you

I'm willing to bet a dozen crispy creame donuts that your steak will be healthier than that.

A nice way to slim down is to actually cook something instead of eat out every day.

My mother is pretty overweight.
When I lived with her, 90% of the meals she ate came from a restaurant of some sort.


Personally, I like the quiet and privacy of my own home more than any other setting...that alone makes it worth it to stay home.


/that being said, I really want to punch whoever did that layout

/Fat bastards are funny.
//So are starving people.

Mmmm Chili's Molten Chocolate Cake

Sodium blast!

Hannibal222: Fark that, I will eat my Chipotle burritos and like them.

/is fat

This.

I've been eating Chipotle chicken burritos once a week for the last six months.

/fat too
//knew there had to be a reason I liked them

oldebayer: PSA: Click on the little "Print This" icon lower mid-right of page" to get list on one page.

PSA: Ignore this list, as it is composed by hooples who think calories are poisonous. I have never actually eaten any of these things, but I have been known to pack in 2k or more calories in a single meal. I just don't do it every day.

Hooples?

Anyway, I don't think the idea they're sending is "calories are poisonous." I think they're trying to warn people that if they're eating these foods (or ones just like them) regularly, then they are just taking in too many. I wouldn't call tylenol poisonous, but taking in too many isn't exactly a good thing for you.

You point out that you sometimes will have 2000 calories in a meal, but not every day. That's exactly the right idea. When you get right down to it, unless there's a medical condition to consider, no food should really be forever "off-limits," condemned by anyone trying to maintain they're weight. There are just some foods, like the ones listed, that should be eaten very rarely.

Absolute deprivation is detrimental to dieting (+3 for alliteration) anyway. Saying "I can never have this" just makes you want it more. Saying "I can have it anytime, just once and I'm ok for a while" makes things much easier.

/nutrition major and former fatty, getting a kick, etc.
//ok, maybe I've still got some belly.
/oh, and this list feels like a repeat

Just how did we manage to survive as long as we have without these busybodies telling us what we can and can't eat. Hey, Men's Health, EABOD, see how healthy THAT is.

It's like someone was sitting in a web design class and the professor told them to make the worst possible web page they can.

Picking bad food examples from the US is like shooting fish in a barrel.

svenbertil: /Fat bastards are funny.
//So are starving people.

Wow. That first picture basically sums up everything that is wrong with America (Not the dog of course).

1,000 words indeed.

Tr0mBoNe: AlwaysRightBoy: 20 oz T-bone
1,540 calories
124 g fat

I could think of worst ways to go........mmmm steak
/ I'll do it myself, thank you

I'm willing to bet a dozen crispy creame donuts that your steak will be healthier than that.

You would be correct unless I would topped it off with a Bernaise Sauce consisting of a stick of butter
mmmm....steak topped with crispy Creame Donuts with Bernaise Sauce

lajimi: Just how did we manage to survive as long as we have without these busybodies telling us what we can and can't eat. Hey, Men's Health, EABOD, see how healthy THAT is.

High in protein probably. Kinda gamey from what I hear.

lajimi:Just how did we manage to survive as long as we have without these busybodies telling us what we can and can't eat.

Just a wild guess but people didn't sit on their fat ass in front of their TVs and computers all day or drive everywhere instead of walking before these things were invented.

BFD!
If you ate EVERY SINGLE MEAL OF YOUR LIFE at these establishments,
then, OK, you'd be a lard ass, but, places like Ruby Tuesday's etc...are not meant to replace every meal that you eat, not that you could afford it anyway.

These lists are the only things that make me feel good about never eating condiments. Seems most of the things on the list are always coated in lard packed mayo, chipotle, or ranch

I'm eating a homemade burger right now, so I'm getting a delicious kick out of these replies.

Veni, vidi, vici.

AlwaysRightBoy: 20 oz T-bone
1,540 calories
124 g fat

I could think of worst ways to go........mmmm steak
/ I'll do it myself, thank you

That is what got me. I refuse to respect any website that has something bad to say about a 20 oz. T Bone.

p51d007: BFD!
If you ate EVERY SINGLE MEAL OF YOUR LIFE at these establishments,
then, OK, you'd be a lard ass, but, places like Ruby Tuesday's etc...are not meant to replace every meal that you eat, not that you could afford it anyway.

sadly enough, some people DO eat every meal at places like these. they're all the lard asses I see in NJ. frickin' idiots can barely fit in their cars.

puffy999:

I think I may have shat something like that once.

Shrapnel: Veni, vidi, vici.

Sheesh. Now I want a HamDog and a Marlboro.

I have never had a single one of those dishes. Then again, I usually don't dine out. I prefer to make my meals at home.

this just in... You are all going to die anyway, so eat what you want. Smoke and drink and fark a lot too.

/Article = incredibly stupid.

You'll have to pry the Chipotle burrito away from my cold dead fingers.

Of course a Fitness Magazine is going to tell you not to eat a hamburger or pizza.

Not exactly front-page news...