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(Breitbart.com) Dumbass What's the best way for an Iranian swimmer to show his nation's superiority to arch-enemy Israel? Apparently by getting scared like a girl and refusing to swim against the Israeli   (breitbart.com) divider line 78
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KaponoFor3 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-09 02:25:13 PM  
Bawk bawk bawk

 
flucto [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-09 02:31:26 PM  
KaponoFor3: Bawk bawk bawk

Understandable since he'd probably he'd get beheaded for losing

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 02:38:03 PM  
So, why go in the first place?

Should have just stayed home sulking and saved the money ;)

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 02:49:51 PM  
If you swim in water that has touched them, you can catch the Joo

 
shaggenstein 2008-08-09 02:58:18 PM  
is it really necessary to say PB instead of personal best?

 
saintschenectady 2008-08-09 02:59:58 PM  
girls aren't afraid to swim against the Israelis, you must be thinking of some other gender

 
DandamanFL [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 03:02:44 PM  
Perhaps he had just eaten and needed 30 minutes before he went swimming. He might have had the chicken for lunch though.

 
TappingTheVein 2008-08-09 03:07:32 PM  
It's a muslim/arab tradition by now. Refusing to compete against Israelis.

I remember one arab athlete who ate like a pig a couple of days before his match with a jew so he would be disqualified.

 
klymen [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 04:09:22 PM  
They do this every time. Nothing new, Iran doesn't recognize Israel as a legitimate country so they never compete with them.

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 04:40:37 PM  
Israelis pees in teh pool?

 
burndtdan 2008-08-09 04:41:36 PM  
i guess he forgot to bring his gypsy tears.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 05:05:41 PM  
TappingTheVein: It's a muslim/arab tradition by now. Refusing to compete against Israelis.

I remember one arab athlete who ate like a pig a couple of days before his match with a jew so he would be disqualified.


So... apparently the guy was assigned to be in the actual same heat as the Israeli.

I wonder, if he had been in a separate heat, and things worked out so that they were never in the same heat (either the Iranian or Israeli doesn't make it to the point where they would be) would he have competed?

Or is having an Israeli signed up for the entire race at all enough to cause the Iranian to refuse?

Just idle curiosity, personally I find it silly either way...

klymen: Iran doesn't recognize Israel as a legitimate country so they never compete with them.

I guess that means "signed up for the race at all" is probably enough then.

 
TappingTheVein 2008-08-09 05:33:24 PM  

 
SherKhan 2008-08-09 06:16:46 PM  
That's why it's called Iran and not Iswam.

Maybe, just maybe, Iran doesn't really get the point of the Olympics Games. Call it a hunch.

www.movieactors.com

/he's no swami

 
mikaloyd 2008-08-09 06:17:16 PM  
If the Israeli had peed in the water the Iranian might have caught Judaism

 
Elvis Da King 2008-08-09 06:19:33 PM  
Probably doesn't want to risk being the Iranian who lost to the Israeli.

/Could be a fatal condition

 
Descartes 2008-08-09 06:20:25 PM  
img45.imageshack.us

/I can't help it. Catherine Bell is the first thing I think of when it comes to Iranian swimmers.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-08-09 06:20:46 PM  
These guys pretty much suck at the whole PR thing, don't they?

shaggenstein: is it really necessary to say PB instead of personal best?

Oh, I'm sorry, Public Relations.

 
Creative Woody 2008-08-09 06:22:11 PM  
I don't follow the whole "we won't compete against the Jews thing." Is it that they're afraid what would happen if they lose to them?

 
Comrade438 2008-08-09 06:22:18 PM  
mikaloyd: If the Israeli had peed in the water the Iranian might have caught Judaism

If you think this is bad, wait until they release there are Jews ... In ... Space™. They'll never venture into orbit.

 
T-Boy 2008-08-09 06:22:24 PM  
SpinStopper: So, why go in the first place?

Should have just stayed home sulking skulking and saved the money ;)


There, FTFY

 
lifeboat 2008-08-09 06:22:30 PM  
You're a coward of the highest order when you refuse to compete for fear of losing to your competition.

Which is what all of this is really about. Lose to a Jew, or "make a stand and support the poor Palestinians." Yeah... right.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-08-09 06:24:23 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: If you swim in water that has touched them, you can catch the Joo

Man thats funny when you're high. Awesome.

 
ArkAngel 2008-08-09 06:29:03 PM  
lifeboat: You're a coward of the highest order when you refuse to compete for fear of losing to your competition.

Which is what all of this is really about. Lose to a Jew, or "make a stand and support the poor Palestinians." Yeah... right.


It's not really that. They don't want to compete against Israel because it would "legitimize" Israel. Remember that most Arab countries haven't officially recognized Israel yet.

 
Fook 2008-08-09 06:29:38 PM  
T-Boy: SpinStopper: So, why go in the first place?

Should have just stayed home sulking skulking and saved the money ;)

There, FTFY


Skulking?
www.ns.jolt.co.uk

 
gimmeabreak 2008-08-09 06:34:10 PM  
F*CK IRAN

/had to be said
//now it has been
///slashies!

 
Brubold 2008-08-09 06:36:50 PM  
I guess they learned from Hitler and Jesse Owens. It just doesn't work to talk about your superior race and then get owned in direction competition with the "inferior" races.

 
T-Boy 2008-08-09 06:37:23 PM  
Sorry, Fook:, but what the hell is in that image? I can't figure it out?

Yes, I said skulking. It's what vermin do.

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 06:39:17 PM  
So much for that whole "Olympics transcending politics" idea.

 
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Creative Woody 2008-08-09 06:45:07 PM  
It's not really that. They don't want to compete against Israel because it would "legitimize" Israel. Remember that most Arab countries haven't officially recognized Israel yet.

They "legitimize" Israel by refusing to compete against them.

 
JazzX 2008-08-09 06:47:07 PM  
T-Boy: Sorry, Fook:, but what the hell is in that image? I can't figure it out?

Yes, I said skulking. It's what vermin do.


It's a picture of the Skulk lifeform from the Half-Life Mod Natural Selection (new window)

 
T-Boy 2008-08-09 06:48:56 PM  
AbsolutTBomb's alt: * * * * * * T H R E A D J A C K * * * * * * *

All hot IDF babes, please strip down and join me in the pool.

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 06:49:26 PM  
Creative Woody: They "legitimize" Israel by refusing to compete against them.

I will not dignify that response with a response.

:-)

 
SherKhan 2008-08-09 06:49:56 PM  
AbsolutTBomb's alt:

home.comcast.net

Here's an instance where when I say your post has me seeing red is a good thing. Crikey, what a glorious mane.

 
T-Boy 2008-08-09 06:51:44 PM  
JazzX: It's a picture of the Skulk lifeform from the Half-Life Mod Natural Selection (new window)

I know those are English words, but I have no idea what you are saying. But so long as you know, it's cool.

 
Dr. Frisbee 2008-08-09 06:54:23 PM  
I would like to add that I am happy to be in Canada. If anybody paid any attention to my posts the last couple of days, I have mentioned a few times how much I hate NBC's broadcast of the Olympics and all their sob stories.

Little did I take the time to think that now CBC airs the Olympics up here. And they are actually watchable! They showed some beach volleyball, followed by some boxing and a soccer match. No sob stories! One right after the other.

The only down side is that they try to highlight the activities of Canadian athletes and their results. It's sad because the Canadians, well, kind of suck. I mean having athletes that finish seventh in the world isn't a bad thing, but it's not the medal extravaganza I'm used to seeing in the States.

 
alienchickenpie 2008-08-09 06:57:15 PM  
Too bad Israel got out of the Asian football league, where such fine drama would be available every year.

 
SherKhan 2008-08-09 07:01:59 PM  
Dr. Frisbee:

No sob stories!

Oh it was OK. But there were no clowns, no profiles in soft focus or swelling strings, candy-floss, toffee apples, no clowns.

/Oh Yes, I did.

 
Dr. Frisbee 2008-08-09 07:09:18 PM  
SherKhan: Dr. Frisbee:

No sob stories!

Oh it was OK. But there were no clowns, no profiles in soft focus or swelling strings, candy-floss, toffee apples, no clowns.

/Oh Yes, I did.


I'm glad you left me that link, because at first I was all "WTF?"

Wow, I haven't heard a Yes song in years....

 
Tackboard 2008-08-09 07:10:50 PM  
Well the Iranian had a good reason, no one wants to catch a case of Jew....

 
mkiii 2008-08-09 07:11:28 PM  
Sherkhan

Here's an instance where when I say your post has me seeing red is a good thing. Crikey, what a glorious mane.

you are kidding aren't you? a raggedy ann doll has nasty hair and still isn't as homely. any thin girl can be said to be attractive but that hair is simply scary. she should at least pull it back semi properly like 1,2, and 5 have.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:13:23 PM  
KaponoFor3: Bawk bawk bawk

Usually the jerks refuse to face Israelis in 'combat sports,' like the Iranian judoka who proked up so he would not make weight and have to face an Israeli in the ring. Of course Terhan lionized Jabba. I wish the IOC would chuck these clowns out the next time they pull this crap.

 
lifeboat 2008-08-09 07:14:30 PM  
ArkAngel: It's not really that. They don't want to compete against Israel because it would "legitimize" Israel. Remember that most Arab countries haven't officially recognized Israel yet.

First, competing in the Olympics does nothing towards legitimizing anything. On an national level, refusing to compete just makes you look like the child that you are.

Second, the The Iranian National Olympic Committee already said they would compete against Israel. The swimmer in question backed out on his own. I'm guessing his decision had more to do the possibility of failure, and not out of some allegiance to the Palestinian cause. Wouldn't it be better to show your support by besting the Palestinian's enemies?

It's like the man who refuses to compete against a woman for fear of failure. Plain and simple.

 
JazzX 2008-08-09 07:16:26 PM  
T-Boy:I know those are English words, but I have no idea what you are saying. But so long as you know, it's cool.

Half-Life is a PC game that was released in 1998.

The developers of the game, Valve Software, also released tools that allow people to make their own games based on Half-Life, called Mods (short for Modifications).

One of the Mods created is called Natural Selection. It pits Humans against an Alien race called the Kharaa. There are multiple Kharaa lifeforms, "Skulk" being the name of one of them.

The picture Fook posted is of the head and front legs of the Skulk from Natural Selection.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-08-09 07:24:37 PM  
Tackboard: Well the Iranian had a good reason, no one wants to catch a case of Jew....

Idiots. You can only catch it by direct contact with Jew egg.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:26:19 PM  
TappingTheVein: It's a muslim/arab tradition by now. Refusing to compete against Israelis.


That has been changing lately.

During the Seoul games, a Morrocan boxer was to meet and Israeli. TThe matter was discussed in the highest levels o government and thye consented to let him go to his weigh in.

The Israeli did not show becuase the weigh in was on Yom Kippur.

 
Venge 2008-08-09 07:26:35 PM  
ArkAngel: lifeboat: You're a coward of the highest order when you refuse to compete for fear of losing to your competition.

Which is what all of this is really about. Lose to a Jew, or "make a stand and support the poor Palestinians." Yeah... right.

It's not really that. They don't want to compete against Israel because it would "legitimize" Israel. Remember that most Arab countries haven't officially recognized Israel yet.


Even China is letting Taiwan compete as Chinese Taipei, sounds like they're just being whiny little biatches.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:31:28 PM  
TappingTheVein: It's a muslim/arab tradition by now. Refusing to compete against Israelis.

The can't compete.... the Israelis beat them every time.

 
Grey Street 2008-08-09 07:35:46 PM  
TappingTheVein: It's a muslim/arab tradition by now. Refusing to compete against Israelis.

I remember one arab athlete who ate like a pig a couple of days before his match with a jew so he would be disqualified.


I see what you did there.

 
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