George Bush is in that picture?

I still don't see him.

"Yeah, I might need a little step-stool--but I could do it.

"I'd invade that"

"You ladies ever hear of somethin' called a menage a trois? Trois means three; one, two three. There's three of us, get it? I could even get Laura to join in and make it a menage a quatro."

heh I used to be a proctologist. want a quick exam?

"Sorry ladies, but your booties gotta be this big before I's consider tappin' it."

LOL thats actually him?

What the hell is he doing LOL

"Lemme brush home plate off for ya...PLAY BALL!"

O dear Lord...

"If Cheney says that I can."

"You want to see my impersonation of John Edwards, ladies?"

"WHOOO America! fark YA! WHOOOOOOOOO


/now show em how how we drop that

We can has secx?

"Now watch this drive!"

"Is that a missile in your pants Mr President or a cigar?"

"Well, miss, I got the sand out of your ass crack. What would you like me to do with it?"

"There's an old saying in Texas, hit that once, shame on... shame on me. Hit that twice, can't hit that 'gain"

O lordy. I hope Laura can't see my axis of evil right now.

"Now, if only I had exit strategy only then would I hit it"

UTIA!

Well, it's not as wide as Cheney's ass, but it'll do ...

"Heh heh, if they won't impeach me for tappin' their phones, I know I can get away with tappin' that!"

Wait.. You're not my daughters!

I think I struck oil... in my pants...

How many are in a Brazillian?

I'm from homeland security and it looks like you are going to need a body cavity search.

Kerri wont but Misty may.

"Damn, you can bounce a quarter off that ass. Abraham Lincoln never had it that good in real life!"

OK China, let's be friends!

If you lose the point, I spank you. If you win the point, you spank me.

Sure I'll do your back... this is my imaginary bottle of suntan lotion right here.

Invisible President!

"OK, now seriously, if you stay in that position for 6 hours, with electrodes on your genitalia, is it REALLY torture?!"

"Wow, you're kinda' manly, and your bulge is bigger than mine."

On my authority, I now declare you an enemy combatant and an ex-citizen. Heh!

F*ck Tibet! Im watchin these Olympics!

"OK, now seriously, if you stay in that position for 6 hours, with electrodes on your genitalia, is it REALLY torture?!"

now with voting goodness

I'm going to show you some shock and awe!

beep, beep, beep, beep, beep

No WMDs here!

"I like to watch your buns a flexin',
would you like to spike a Texan?"

logruszed: "You want to see my impersonation of John Edwards, McCain, Gingrich, Clinton, Craig, ladies?"

Wait, what?

logruszed: "You want to see my impersonation of John Edwards, ladies?"

WIN

I'd spike it or spank it

That fart wins a gold medal.

I call this the Oval Office Shocker.

"It's good to be the king!"