You ain't got no alibi.

I think someone's chain is being tugged.

Are they in any way associated with "Bad Guys Talent Management Agency?"

I don't think the little person in the picture is ugly, but she is the meat between two slices of ugly bread.

Ugly beautiful person- exhibit A

Handsome Boy Modeling School.

I'm already a handsome, sucessful and desireable model and I wouldn't want to work with and ugly bunch of farkers like you.

/off to the gym in 26 minutes

brap: I think someone's chain is being tugged.

No, these guys really exist. A friend of mine does a bunch of extra work (with a regular agency) and she came across some of them at a Law & Order shoot. The extras from UglyNY were all punked out with lots of tattoos & facial hardware, like something out of Jim Rose's Circus.

Who the hell says that some of the quote-unquote models are top class? Some of them look like 3rd world starving childen from Africa.

I do agree with logruszed . The little one isn't bad.

27 Ugly models (new window)

1, 4, 13, and 19 are actually pretty good looking women.

"I got mad skin tags, nonstop hotness, hardcore learning disabilities, and I'm rockin one leg...
wha-what?"

/I'll be in my bunk

How much for the leetle gurl?

actaeon:
27 Ugly models (new window)
1, 4, 13, and 19 are actually pretty good looking women.

6 ain't bad either from the looks of her. 8 has an Ugly Betty thing going on.

#20 prays every night that somebody will make a biopic about Tricky.

Midget porn thread!

actaeon: 27 Ugly models (new window)

1, 4, 13, and 19 are actually pretty good looking women.

I noticed there's a wide variety in the types of men, but almost all the females are still on the very thin side.

Oh my yes.

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They could all become strippers in Killeen, Texas.

Supermodels are ugly anyway. What's the difference?

sign me up!
and Zulgaines wtf is that

Aw, man. So ugly people can be famous, and good-looking people can be famous... what about us average Joes?

These people are not ugly.

For that matter, No. four is absolutely gorgeous.

Rowr.

No Such Agency: #20 prays every night that somebody will make a biopic about Tricky.

Holy crap, you're right. That's awesome.

My friend Dorothy Schmidt (if you can find her) works for UglyNY. The point isn't that they're all 'ugly', per se, its just that they have a huge range of people. It's less for fashion (though she has her aspirations) and more for commercials and advertisements when what they want isn't someone beautiful but Joe Schmoey or even downright weird.

Good idea, my book.

Zulgaines: Oh my yes.

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Is that a gnome?.

The thing is, most of the women they showed in the slide show are still thin, attractive women. The men, however were a wonderful show of humanity. :D
/thin funny looking gal
//thinking of signing up.

CygnusDarius: Zulgaines: Oh my yes.

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Is that a gnome?.

Dunno. But it is the reason I won't be eating for awhile. Or having sex. Or uncurling from this fetal position.

I saw this a few days ago and I can't help but think that a lot of those pumping artifacts are on the uploaded video track, not the site.

bunner: I saw this a few days ago and I can't help but think that a lot of those pumping artifacts are on the uploaded video track, not the site.

Oops.. wrong window. :- /

/sorry

Everytime I see a model or open up a fashion magazine I have come to the conclusion that models either have to be really ugly or have that unique HOT look. For supermodels, they have to be tall, have a great body and have a smoking hot face which takes up 2% of the population.



/I think what this agency doing is great!
//Diversity is awesome.

The Hoff Likes!

"When I read your magazine I don't see one wrinkled face or a single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at Modern Bride magazine..."

The website is even better. They really do have a variety of people, and that's refreshing. I might send my picture in to see what happens.

Hello!!!! Just hang around the green room of the Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Maury Povich or Cheaters show. Those will readily provide you with a life time full of ugly.

In the acting world, the term is "grotesque." It is a longstanding genre for character actors with unusual looks.

If you have seen the Woody Allen movie "Stardust Memories," you might recall that the entire "I'm on the wrong train" scene was populated by grotesques.

/Woody might be a grotesque himself, now that I think about it.

They'll learn the truth. Maybe after they're sixteen, or before they're eighteen.

as someone who's done a fair amount of photography, I know that any decently skilled photographer can make anyone look good.

It's a question of angle and lighting.

2- no I'd be afraid I'd break him
3- um nooo
5- No
7- No, grandpa
9- No, goodness what would happen when blood rushed to his head?
10- Yep I'll take him he's got 'tude
11- No chimney sweeps need apply
12- No I'd never know if he was giving me the evil eye
15- Yeah, He reminds me of Liono
16- no
17- Thought about it for 15 sec but no
18- Eh sure
20- No please feed him
21- Yes nice eyes
22- nonononononono
24- Yes yes yes yes
27- Yeah he's got that European feel

OMG I am so applying.

If you look at the "Talent" portion of their website, they don't have a lot of ugly people (and even then they aren't that ugly). Methinks it's just a marketing ploy and this "journalist" fell for it.

" I am beautiful...no matter what they say..."

Lena_LaFaye: " I am beautiful...no matter what they say..."

And words can't bring me *sniffle* doowwwnn....

/Tear.

Ah, found it. The "wrong train" scene. Here are your unbeautiful actors.

Here you go.

If you've read any of Preston and Child's Special Agent Pendergast novels you will recognize this guy from the slides:

I wouldn't call him "ugly", but I'd certainly have trouble concentrating in a meeting if he were sitting across from me.

I have several heavily tattooed friends who are signed with UglyNY, and I was asked to join up with them myself.

What they're doing is pretty smart. There's plenty of attractive people out there, but what happens when you need a guy with a tattooed face for the background shot of something? Good luck finding that without something like UglyNY in place.

Fifi Le Pew: I wouldn't call him "ugly", but I'd certainly have trouble concentrating in a meeting if he were sitting across from me.

Dude looks like an albino vampire or something. Or one of the Kanamits in To Serve Man, only with hair.

And what's ugly about 1, 4, 6, and 13?

So, I think that number 9 may be a vampire. I bet he's only available after sunset. Hope no one cuts themselves, it may turn into a blood bath...

Welcome me to my new career!

/you know you would schlick/fap to me!

Ugly - I don't think that word means what they think it means.

#9 is hawt. I don't give a flying fark if he's an albino. I'd hit that.

/nearly translucent myself

1, 4, 6, 8, 13, 26.

Come to Chicago and stand at the corner of Foster and Clark... they've got hundreds more just like #8.

That's one of many things I miss about Chicago: the geek girls who are just hot enough to not be out of my league. Of course, I know Minneapolis has a ton of them, but I haven't figured out where they hang out yet.