On it.

Awesome headline.

And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

I hate bats.

I for one welcome our undead overlords..

We're gettin the band back together....

More voters for Obatma.



/Obatma08

After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me, he started stabbing me in my ass.
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too.
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me.

Dwedit: I get the feeling I'm missing out on an incredibly bad fanfic. Link? :o

I say bring 'em on, I'm ready

Kill them with fire!

Not "African rabies" I hope.

/why yes, I do have a crowbar handy.

Undead trifecta in play?

/if we're now counting Bernie Mac as undead?

FTFA:
the husband-and-wife team of anthropologist Charles Briggs and public health specialist Dr. Clara Mantini-Briggs - said the symptoms include fever, body pains, tingling in the feet followed by progressive paralysis, and an extreme fear of water. Victims tend to have convulsions and grow rigid before death.

I think I need a doctor...

Painezor: Dwedit: I get the feeling I'm missing out on an incredibly bad fanfic. Link? :o

Not a fanfic, it's a Wesley Willis song.

TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.

They locked him up, and people died. When will they learn? 50 deaths? 100?

Unleash the Day Walker!

Remain calm, I have years of Vampire: The Masquerade experience.

Come with me if you want to LARP.

Fark the IRS, they're the real blood suckers.
FREE WESLEY!

Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

you forgot the garlic grenades, silver ammo and the recoil operated semi automatic wooden stake launcher.

I'm actually thinking more along the lines of zombies than vampires. Seeing as this semi-fits the descriptions given in the ZSG and World War Z by Max Brooks.

The man knows the future, I think.

Goodeveninggggggggggggggg!

EmployeeOfTheMinute: FTFA:
the husband-and-wife team of anthropologist Charles Briggs and public health specialist Dr. Clara Mantini-Briggs - said the symptoms include fever, body pains, tingling in the feet followed by progressive paralysis, and an extreme fear of water. Victims tend to have convulsions and grow rigid before death.I think I need a doctor...

I'm growing rigid, so I'm getting a real kick outta these comments.

They're vaccinating me...I'm sure a bat bit me is such a great one-liner.

TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.



When a tough cop has a cool convict as a partner and 48 hrs to catch a killer bats, a lot of funny things can happen in . . . 48 HRS.

THE OTHER OTHER 48 HOURS

Ain't fraid of no vampire
/I pretty sure Hellboy fought vampires...
//maybe I should have hotlinked a picture of Constantine
///or a Belmont

Goofball_Jones: We're gettin the band back together....

How come half the characters look like they've been badly photoshopped into that group picture? I mean they must have all actually been there for the photoshoot.


:(

...36, 37 38! 38 new vampires! AH AH AH AH!

Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

You are so not ready for vampires.

They're going to have to pay Blade under the table.

_{He's got some tax problems}

Nexus of the Crisis: ...36, 37 38! 38 new vampires! AH AH AH AH!

*snert*

Big Bird says HEY!

I think I have a few "Walk of Flame" cards laying around. I'll be ok.

Buffy unavailable for comment

TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.

Fastest win ever. ++1

bothwell: Goofball_Jones: We're gettin the band back together....

How come half the characters look like they've been badly photoshopped into that group picture? I mean they must have all actually been there for the photoshoot.

JPEG compression, possible downsampling. Could also be a frame capture from a low-bitrate movie.

I can tell because of some of the pixels and from having seen a few over-compressed JPEGs and 640x480 cell phone camera enlargements in my time.

TheWizard: Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

You are so not ready for vampires.

Totally. Everyone knows it takes silver and garlic. I'd throw in a sunlamp for good measure.

Venezuelan health officials are investigating the outbreak and plan to distribute this:

Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was sucked to deaf
The vampire bird killed him at last

[chorus]:
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat

The lake of fire tore his ass up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame

[chorus]

[instrumental]

After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me,
He started stabbing me in my ass
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me

[chorus]

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
Folgers: it's good to the last drop.

/ hopefully not obscure

Approves

/Saw him in Chicago
// immediatley thought of that song when i saw the headline.

bigglady: TheWizard: Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

You are so not ready for vampires.

Totally. Everyone knows it takes silver and garlic. I'd throw in a sunlamp for good measure.

No, no, no. Silver is werewolves. You also need wooden stakes. Lots of 'em

Did someone say rabies?

Is it time to execute "Zombie Attack: Survival Plan Alpha?"

/hides under the bed

fernandez: Silver is werewolves.

Bzzzt! Silver is a modern addition to werewolf legends. In traditional legends steel can injure/maim/kill werewolves.

So, what kind of vampire are we talking about?.

The Stoker's type, or the eatern-europe type of vampire? Maybe it's the japanese type, or perhaps african.

Either way, we're farked.

CygnusDarius: So, what kind of vampire are we talking about?.

The Stoker's type, or the eatern-europe type of vampire? Maybe it's the japanese type, or perhaps african.

Either way, we're farked.

It could be worse, it could be the werewolves of London again.

Having just read The Historian,I think this is pretty scarey stuff.
Dracula lives.

38 undead after being bitten by vampire bats

But they aren't getting much sleep at night either.

Hell, they should be happy they aren't in Santa Clara.