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(AP) Scary 38 undead after being bitten by vampire bats   (ap.google.com) divider line 79
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TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 04:28:40 AM  
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On it.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 04:37:36 AM  
Awesome headline.

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:48:03 AM  
And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 07:48:17 AM  
"A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend."

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:02:53 AM  
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I hate bats.

 
MonkeyVegetables [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:44:34 AM  
I for one welcome our undead overlords..

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-08-09 08:45:08 AM  
We're gettin the band back together....

groups.msn.com

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-08-09 08:45:40 AM  
More voters for Obatma.

www.reellifewisdom.com

/Obatma08

 
Dwedit 2008-08-09 08:48:04 AM  
After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me, he started stabbing me in my ass.
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too.
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me.

 
Painezor 2008-08-09 08:49:20 AM  
Dwedit: I get the feeling I'm missing out on an incredibly bad fanfic. Link? :o

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:49:52 AM  
I say bring 'em on, I'm ready

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 08:50:53 AM  
Kill them with fire!

 
dreadprophet 2008-08-09 08:51:35 AM  
Not "African rabies" I hope.

/why yes, I do have a crowbar handy.

 
r0Be 2008-08-09 08:52:01 AM  
Undead trifecta in play?

/if we're now counting Bernie Mac as undead?

 
EmployeeOfTheMinute 2008-08-09 08:52:02 AM  
FTFA:
the husband-and-wife team of anthropologist Charles Briggs and public health specialist Dr. Clara Mantini-Briggs - said the symptoms include fever, body pains, tingling in the feet followed by progressive paralysis, and an extreme fear of water. Victims tend to have convulsions and grow rigid before death.

I think I need a doctor...

 
Dwedit 2008-08-09 08:54:11 AM  
Painezor: Dwedit: I get the feeling I'm missing out on an incredibly bad fanfic. Link? :o

Not a fanfic, it's a Wesley Willis song.

 
GungFu 2008-08-09 08:55:22 AM  
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TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.

They locked him up, and people died. When will they learn? 50 deaths? 100?

Unleash the Day Walker!

 
skinink 2008-08-09 08:57:15 AM  

Hooray, Baturday!


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Single White Male 2008-08-09 08:59:23 AM  
Remain calm, I have years of Vampire: The Masquerade experience.

Come with me if you want to LARP.

 
Kongressman Grandma 2008-08-09 08:59:49 AM  
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Fark the IRS, they're the real blood suckers.
FREE WESLEY!

 
Kongressman Grandma 2008-08-09 09:02:49 AM  
Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.


you forgot the garlic grenades, silver ammo and the recoil operated semi automatic wooden stake launcher.

 
dreadprophet 2008-08-09 09:06:20 AM  
I'm actually thinking more along the lines of zombies than vampires. Seeing as this semi-fits the descriptions given in the ZSG and World War Z by Max Brooks.

The man knows the future, I think.

 
Thats an 827 2008-08-09 09:06:21 AM  
Goodeveninggggggggggggggg!

 
Richard Saunders 2008-08-09 09:06:50 AM  
EmployeeOfTheMinute: FTFA:
the husband-and-wife team of anthropologist Charles Briggs and public health specialist Dr. Clara Mantini-Briggs - said the symptoms include fever, body pains, tingling in the feet followed by progressive paralysis, and an extreme fear of water. Victims tend to have convulsions and grow rigid before death.I think I need a doctor...


I'm growing rigid, so I'm getting a real kick outta these comments.

 
CanadaHauntsMe 2008-08-09 09:17:44 AM  
They're vaccinating me...I'm sure a bat bit me is such a great one-liner.

 
LewDux 2008-08-09 09:23:31 AM  
TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.

img254.imageshack.uswww.memorabilia2u.com

When a tough cop has a cool convict as a partner and 48 hrs to catch a killer bats, a lot of funny things can happen in . . . 48 HRS.

THE OTHER OTHER 48 HOURS

 
BattleFrenchie28 2008-08-09 09:28:07 AM  
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Ain't fraid of no vampire
/I pretty sure Hellboy fought vampires...
//maybe I should have hotlinked a picture of Constantine
///or a Belmont

 
bothwell 2008-08-09 09:45:19 AM  
Goofball_Jones: We're gettin the band back together....

How come half the characters look like they've been badly photoshopped into that group picture? I mean they must have all actually been there for the photoshoot.


:(

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2008-08-09 09:45:22 AM  
...36, 37 38! 38 new vampires! AH AH AH AH!

 
TheWizard 2008-08-09 09:45:22 AM  
Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.


You are so not ready for vampires.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:50:02 AM  
They're going to have to pay Blade under the table.

He's got some tax problems

 
jsmi 2008-08-09 09:51:10 AM  
Nexus of the Crisis: ...36, 37 38! 38 new vampires! AH AH AH AH!

*snert*

Big Bird says HEY!

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 09:57:11 AM  
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parkerlewis 2008-08-09 09:57:53 AM  
I think I have a few "Walk of Flame" cards laying around. I'll be ok.

 
Byno 2008-08-09 10:01:37 AM  
www.sondrak.com

Buffy unavailable for comment

 
bigglady 2008-08-09 10:02:35 AM  
TheCharmerUnderMe: On it.

Fastest win ever. ++1

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-09 10:05:03 AM  
www.collintheatrecenter.com


CARACAS!!!




/hotlinked for your pleasure

 
dvpierce 2008-08-09 10:06:52 AM  
bothwell: Goofball_Jones: We're gettin the band back together....

How come half the characters look like they've been badly photoshopped into that group picture? I mean they must have all actually been there for the photoshoot.


JPEG compression, possible downsampling. Could also be a frame capture from a low-bitrate movie.

I can tell because of some of the pixels and from having seen a few over-compressed JPEGs and 640x480 cell phone camera enlargements in my time.

 
bigglady 2008-08-09 10:08:01 AM  
TheWizard: Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

You are so not ready for vampires.


Totally. Everyone knows it takes silver and garlic. I'd throw in a sunlamp for good measure.

 
The Voice of Doom 2008-08-09 10:09:16 AM  
Venezuelan health officials are investigating the outbreak and plan to distribute this:

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Hal Jalykakik [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-09 10:18:09 AM  
Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was sucked to deaf
The vampire bird killed him at last

[chorus]:
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat

The lake of fire tore his ass up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame

[chorus]

[instrumental]

After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me,
He started stabbing me in my ass
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me

[chorus]

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
Folgers: it's good to the last drop.

/ hopefully not obscure

 
greenthree 2008-08-09 10:26:12 AM  
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Approves

/Saw him in Chicago
// immediatley thought of that song when i saw the headline.

 
fernandez 2008-08-09 10:33:50 AM  
bigglady: TheWizard: Cornwell: And so it begins.

Machete, titanium crowbar, rifle at the ready.

You are so not ready for vampires.

Totally. Everyone knows it takes silver and garlic. I'd throw in a sunlamp for good measure.


No, no, no. Silver is werewolves. You also need wooden stakes. Lots of 'em

 
Antionne 2008-08-09 10:37:31 AM  
Did someone say rabies?

Is it time to execute "Zombie Attack: Survival Plan Alpha?"

/hides under the bed

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 10:38:46 AM  
fernandez: Silver is werewolves.

Bzzzt! Silver is a modern addition to werewolf legends. In traditional legends steel can injure/maim/kill werewolves.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-09 10:43:02 AM  
So, what kind of vampire are we talking about?.

The Stoker's type, or the eatern-europe type of vampire? Maybe it's the japanese type, or perhaps african.

Either way, we're farked.

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2008-08-09 10:54:49 AM  
CygnusDarius: So, what kind of vampire are we talking about?.

The Stoker's type, or the eatern-europe type of vampire? Maybe it's the japanese type, or perhaps african.

Either way, we're farked.


It could be worse, it could be the werewolves of London again.

 
Deceased Clockmaker 2008-08-09 11:03:35 AM  
Having just read The Historian,I think this is pretty scarey stuff.
Dracula lives.

 
Omnivorous 2008-08-09 11:25:41 AM  
38 undead after being bitten by vampire bats

But they aren't getting much sleep at night either.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-08-09 11:27:29 AM  
Hell, they should be happy they aren't in Santa Clara.

 
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