this is either old news or not news... but its definitely not new

Happened this morning, bsimmons. But I agree it's not news.

Or were you talking about the sex with a woman part?

Bullshiat. He used his mouth instead of a turkey baster.

I believe she was artificially inseminated.

Actually, he didn't have sex with her.

Was the 'Unlikely' tag burned out?

Sex with a woman?

Nope, sorry, Subby. (pops like a sequined shirt under a disco ball)

What's a Clay Aiken?

Oh, it's an American Idol thing.

Pics or it didn't happen. Of course, someone else is going to have to verify that, 'cause I ain't looking at them.

no, he jerked off to gay porn and handed the cup to the nurse.

HB: You mean someday I actually get to have SEX? With a WOMAN??
GJ: No, there are other ways...




/Ha Ha! Third kind...

A 50-year-old woman named Jaymes?!!! Only Clay could pop that buubble.

/gay

Heh, I bet he was Aiken to get rid of those ghey rumors, right?

The baby was conceived via IVF.

Wasn't something of this nature greenlit when he announced he was pregnant? This headline sounds eerily familiar, for some reason...

Mepod, bsimmons

Not News is the reason for Fark

Yeah, I know, I need to pay $5 to say that.

Baby cries until Clay puts a pacifier in its ass.

Subby needs to pay attention during sex ed. Artificial insemination does not equal having sex.

DNA that little sucker....

"The two welcomed their son Parker Foster Aiken at 8:08 a.m. on 8/08/08."

Kinda nice to have all 8s, unless you can't make cribbage.

I bet he feels it in The Way, as in the way his anus expands to take it balls deep. NTTAWWT, you know? Experimented myself, just so you know...

He...did...not...have...sexual...relations with that woman.

It could be his biological son, you know, they could actually be related, but he didn't have sex with her, any more than Katie and Tommy have actual, physical sex.

What's next, is Clay going to molest children too?

Jaymes is his beard, even though they aren't married, and he is -=*FABULOUS*=- (NTTAWWT)!
I didn't know that a straight man fronting for a lesbian was a Merkin, or that a gay/straight marriage was considered a Lavender Marriage. Oh the things you learn on the internets.

chuck4455: Baby cries until Clay puts a pacifier in its ass.

Oh god, I choked on my coffee.

It was IVF. There was no sex involved. At least not with women.

I'm calling shenanigans.

/hotlinked for her pleasure

Of course Clay Aiken had sex with a woman. Clay Aiken is just k. d. lang's stage name.

He didn't claim to have sex with her, it's known it was artificial insemination, and he doesn't even deny being gay anymore (he just says it's upsetting to people in certain states in the midwest so he'd rather avoid talking about it... probably to sell cds to those idiots in the midwest).

So can't we just make fun of him for being completely untalented... you know, instead of just gay bashing?

austerity101: Of course Clay Aiken had sex with a woman. Clay Aiken is just k. d. lang's stage name.

wow. that EPIC.