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(Silicon Alley Insider) Followup Where's the best place to funnel your John Edwards love child hush money? YouTube, of course   (alleyinsider.com) divider line 33
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Skleenar 2008-08-08 05:34:37 PM  

FTA:

John Edwards' political action committee paid his mistress, Rielle Hunter, $114,000--ostensibly to produce four short web videos for the campaign, ABC News reports. Given that Edwards has now finally admitted he had an affair with Hunter (and, according to the National Enquirer, which first broke the affair story, fathered a "love child"), it's possible that this is the first instance of hush money essentially being laundered through YouTube."


It's also possible that aliens are infiltrating the interwebs.

 
radioshack [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 06:00:09 PM  
Pussy makes men do stupid things. News at 11.

 
DeCypher44 [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 06:19:06 PM  
radioshack: Pussy makes men do stupid thingsstupid men do things. News at 11.

There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:06:21 PM  
I'm impressed. I usually funnel money to my baby mommas through Ebay.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:08:12 PM  
DeCypher44: radioshack: Pussy makes men do stupid thingsstupid men do things. News at 11.

There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.


Well, then I'm sure you think McCain is equally stupid ... maybe moreso since he's admitted to having several affairs.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:09:10 PM  
Yeah, baby... I'm gonna slide my YouTube into your nasty little PayPal and shoot my Google all over your Facebook. Yeah, who's your GoDaddy?

 
hasty ambush 2008-08-08 09:09:34 PM  
Approves

www.latimes.com

 
Dr.Zom 2008-08-08 09:10:33 PM  
I feel sorry for guys named John Edwards who aren't the politician or the psychic. There's gotta be a million of them. That name now comes pre-loaded with douche.

 
2Slick 2008-08-08 09:12:59 PM  
"John Edwards' political action committee paid his mistress, Rielle Hunter, $114,000--ostensibly to produce four short porn videos for the campaign Edwards.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:14:42 PM  
Dr.Zom: I feel sorry for guys named John Edwards who aren't the politician or the psychic. There's gotta be a million of them. That name now comes pre-loaded with douche.


I wouldn't worry about it. There's a James Taylor at my office, and he's cool with me.

/Unlike the bald guy who makes annoying music.
//Had to listen to it during a road trip to Lake Tahoe.
///Was tempted to jump out somewhere around El Dorado Hills.

 
earth 2008-08-08 09:16:00 PM  
Little head thinking for the big one. CLASSIC.

 
worthlessjuan 2008-08-08 09:16:05 PM  
Anyone watching the Olympics opening.

Soryy, don't care about J. Edwards and any shiat we have so far found out he has done.

The Chinese have done an amazing job.

 
Phil Herup 2008-08-08 09:17:20 PM  
John Edwards is a typical lying scumbag trial lawyer.

He made millions bullshiating retarded juries into awarding CP cases huge awards against obstetricians.

What a loser. Super rich and his paramour is this hose-beast? Grabs the low hanging fruit is all I can say.

/you can also thank him and his ilk for heavily contributing to the rising cost of health care.

 
cxjohn 2008-08-08 09:23:34 PM  
Ok, all you experts out there, can you superimpose John Edwards' face onto Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sex with that woman"?

I mean, we're talking ilk cut from the same cloth here, except in Edward's case, she was just an employee of his campaign, not an intern paid from federal tax dollars.

Is this as big a deal? No, not really. We didn't believe him all along when he denied it, so there's no real big shock in his admission.

 
GrossDomesticProduct 2008-08-08 09:24:11 PM  
DeCypher44:

radioshack: Pussy makes men do stupid thingsstupid men do things. News at 11.

There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.

This.

 
Fair_Poopsmith [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:25:14 PM  
The_Sponge:
/Unlike the bald guy who makes annoying music.
//Had to listen to it during a road trip to Lake Tahoe.
///Was tempted to jump out somewhere around El Dorado Hills.


And to think I was going to give you a Montecristo #2 if I ever met you at a Fark party... tsk...

/take it back!!!!

 
liverleef 2008-08-08 09:26:31 PM  
I hope this means we aren't going to see that smarmy weasel campaigning anymore. I can only hope.

Yes yes we all know your dad worked in a damn mill.

 
Smotto [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 09:29:42 PM  
Dr.Zom: I feel sorry for guys named John Edwards who aren't the politician or the psychic. There's gotta be a million of them. That name now comes pre-loaded with douche.

I work with one. Fortunately for him and unfortunately for us, he's already a bit of a douche.

 
NobleHam 2008-08-08 09:35:09 PM  
DeCypher44
radioshack: Pussy makes stupid men do things. News at 11.

There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.


It's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of willpower. And willingness. To some men, their vows don't mean much, and to others, they're too weak to keep them.

 
2Slick 2008-08-08 09:36:38 PM  
Did Edwards allow her to run her fingers through his hair?

 
missionpants 2008-08-08 09:46:05 PM  
2Slick: Did Edwards allow her to run her fingers through his hair?

Yes, his Adonis-like hair, only seen on Fabio and most covers of Romance Novels...

 
missionpants 2008-08-08 09:47:16 PM  
The_Sponge: I'm impressed. I usually funnel money to my baby mommas through Ebay.

BEH, Ebay... The workin' man's child support...

 
mferris 2008-08-08 10:03:43 PM  
I don't get how this is "funneling money through YouTube". They paid her 'company' $100k+ to make 4 short videos. She posted them on YouTube. At what point does YT have anything to do with the financial matter?

 
ex-lurker 2008-08-08 10:11:00 PM  
Her company name is Midline Groove Productions? I'll bet it's a deep groove.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 10:16:33 PM  
Phil Herup: John Edwards is a typical lying scumbag trial lawyer.

He made millions bullshiating retarded juries into awarding CP cases huge awards against obstetricians.

What a loser. Super rich and his paramour is this hose-beast? Grabs the low hanging fruit is all I can say.

/you can also thank him and his ilk for heavily contributing to the rising cost of health care.


I sincerely hope you never get farked up in surgery by a negligent doctor. Because Lord knows you wouldn't sue him.

 
shackelford 2008-08-08 10:26:13 PM  
NobleHam: DeCypher44
radioshack: Pussy makes stupid men do things. News at 11.
There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.
It's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of willpower. And willingness. To some men, their vows don't mean much, and to others, they're too weak to keep them.


For some of us men, the situations are reversed and the women do stupid shiat and can't hold to their vows. That's when some of us men want to release the nude sex pics that we have.

 
Goodfella 2008-08-08 10:33:05 PM  
Damn those lying, adulterous politicians. How could they be so hurtful towards their wives?

i108.photobucket.com

 
texastag 2008-08-08 10:48:41 PM  
Your campaign donations at work. Vote edwards in Nov. He will be on the hookers and blow ticket.

 
Cold1s 2008-08-08 11:18:29 PM  
Guess who's NOT gonna be VP!

 
beoswulf 2008-08-09 12:10:55 AM  
static.10gen.com

z.about.com


/hotlinking

 
ChadManMn 2008-08-09 12:13:46 AM  
No pics of her yet?

 
Broadside 2008-08-09 12:52:34 AM  
shackelford: NobleHam: DeCypher44
radioshack: Pussy makes stupid men do things. News at 11.
There. Better. There are some of us men who honor our vows, no matter how easy we could get some on the side.
It's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of willpower. And willingness. To some men, their vows don't mean much, and to others, they're too weak to keep them.

For some of us men, the situations are reversed and the women do stupid shiat and can't hold to their vows. That's when some of us men want to release the nude sex pics that we have.


As opposed to the clothed sex pics?

 
Broadside 2008-08-09 12:53:51 AM  
Skleenar: FTA:

John Edwards' political action committee paid his mistress, Rielle Hunter, $114,000--ostensibly to produce four short web videos for the campaign, ABC News reports. Given that Edwards has now finally admitted he had an affair with Hunter (and, according to the National Enquirer, which first broke the affair story, fathered a "love child"), it's possible that this is the first instance of hush money essentially being laundered through YouTube."



It's also possible that aliens are infiltrating the interwebs.


$114,000? On YouTube? That must be worth millions of theoretical dollars by now!

 
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