They should not even pay attention to this tabloid crap

Are you saying that a public figure admitting to an affair is bigger news than the insinuation of that affair in the National Enquirer? I'm SHOCKED.

All the news outlets reporting this, and the NRO link goes green?

In fact, this matter would, ideally, be between him, his family, and his mistress.

Rielle Hunter, the woman with whom Edwards had an affair:

They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

Did he break any laws?

The national news didn't cover the affair, the Enquirer picked up on the story....NOW the national media has jumped on the bandwagon.

Maybe Saskwatch and Britney's three-legged lovechild IS real.

It takes a lot of work to play this dumb, Mr. York.

Kudos to you, sir.

That's gotta be the quickest follow-up I've seen.

I think he got the steps all wrong.

1. Run for President.
2. Get elected President.
3. While in the White House, pull a "Clinton".
4. Profit?

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

The Summer Olympics in Beijing.

Looks like Edwards is going to have to jump the aisle and become a Republican now. I mean, if it works for McCain...

Glossing Over, with John Edwards.

What's shocking is that National Enquirer actually did a better job than the MSM

wage0048: In fact, this matter would, ideally, be between him, his family, and his mistress.

Giggity?

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

Thank you.

Was thinking the same thing.

another vast right-wing hit job?

Barnacles!: Rielle Hunter, the woman with whom Edwards had an affair:

The door picture is awesome.

But she has sharp knees.

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

What Russian tanks? Did I miss something about Russian tanks?

harrich: The national news didn't cover the affair, the Enquirer picked up on the story....NOW the national media has jumped on the bandwagon.

Maybe Saskwatch and Britney's three-legged lovechild IS real.

Mojo Nixon would never lie to me.

Which thread is going to be better? This one or the other one?

I'm going to do my part by not posting in ANY of these threads.

Crap.

******Pay no attention to the missiles being launched only
focus on if you would hit what Edwards was hitting.******

Pincy: Looks like Edwards is going to have to jump the aisle and become a Republican now.

No... everyone knows that Republicans are wide stance pedophiles.

FarkingSean: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

What Russian tanks? Did I miss something about Russian tanks?

You're kidding..right?

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

You mean the Media is in a concerted effort to keep this news from The American People? Oh noes! And I left my tinfoil hat at work!

sxacho: Which thread is going to be better? This one or the other one?

the story is SO HUGE that it needed TWO INSTA-GREEN main page threads!

:|

Funk Brothers: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

it would be cool if georgia totally kicks some russian ass--we've been equipping georgia and giving them military experience in iraq.

cold war is still on, biatches!

mistrmind: I think he got the steps all wrong.

1. Run for President.
2. Get elected President.
3. While in the White House, pull a "Clinton".
4. Write a Book
5. Profit?

FTFY

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

I can't believe that this stupid John Edwards affair has knocked the Russian Tanks off the front page of CNN.

An aggressive and militarized Russia has a much greater effect on my life than Capt. Hair banging his mistress.

major media didn't report it because they were trying to carry edward's water. they tried to bury it, but then here comes the national inquirer and stumbles right into it. the thorn in their back.

albo: cold war is still on, biatches!

"Cold" my ass. This one's going HOT, baby.

GaryPDX: FarkingSean: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

What Russian tanks? Did I miss something about Russian tanks?

You're kidding..right?

Tanked Russians and their vodka are ruining our holidays.

MagMysTour: They should not even pay attention to this tabloid crap

If it was a Republican doing it then everyone on Fark would want the bastard roasted alive!

they didnt cover it before because it was a tabloid story. they are covering it now because there has been independent confirmation.

Danielsan: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

You mean the Media is in a concerted effort to keep this news from The American People? Oh noes! And I left my tinfoil hat at work!

I wouldn't call it a conspiracy, but an indictment of American media consumers. We get crap because we like crap.

Barnacles!: the story is SO HUGE that it needed TWO INSTA-GREEN main page threads

two greens one site

The Black Spy: GaryPDX: FarkingSean: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

What Russian tanks? Did I miss something about Russian tanks?

You're kidding..right?

Tanked Russians and their vodka are ruining our holidays.

/+1

Danielsan: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

You mean the Media is in a concerted effort to keep this news from The American People? Oh noes! And I left my tinfoil hat at work!

Why is this horn dog on TV then? I mean really, who gives a shiat? I need to know where Edwards dips his stick like I need a hole in the head.

This shiat is taking front page while a farking full scale war with hundreds of casualties (both military and civilian) is being pushed into the sidelines.

FarkingSean: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

What Russian tanks? Did I miss something about Russian tanks?

The Russians invaded Georgia. Augusta has already fallen and the fighting is heavy around Savannah.

smeegle: Did he break any laws?

North Carolina...

§ 14‑184. Fornication and adultery.

If any man and woman, not being married to each other, shall lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed and cohabit together, they shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor: Provided, that the admissions or confessions of one shall not be received in evidence against the other. (1805, c. 684, P.R.; R.C., c. 34, s. 45; Code, s. 1041; Rev., s. 3350; C.S., s. 4343; 1969, c. 1224, s. 9; 1993, c. 539, s. 119; 1994, Ex. Sess., c. 24, s. 14(c).)

Rapmaster2000: GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

I can't believe that this stupid John Edwards affair has knocked the Russian Tanks off the front page of CNN.

An aggressive and militarized Russia has a much greater effect on my life than Capt. Hair banging his mistress.

To be fair to the shiat show that is the MSM, marijuana plants knocked the russian tanks off of the CNN main page.

TheRedMonkey: MagMysTour: They should not even pay attention to this tabloid crap

If it was a Republican doing it then everyone on Fark would want the bastard roasted alive!

If it was a Republican we'd just make fun of him for talking about family values and having gay sex on the side.

GaryPDX: They need something to draw peoples attention away from the farking RUSSIAN TANKS!!

I'd rather drink my coffee and read a Sunday news article about Miss Hunter's oil pipeline, thanks.

Barnacles!
2008-08-08 03:56:27 PM

Rielle Hunter, the woman with whom Edwards had an affair:


WHAT A MILF

/would destroy her genitalia

Rapmaster2000: TheRedMonkey: MagMysTour: They should not even pay attention to this tabloid crap

If it was a Republican doing it then everyone on Fark would want the bastard roasted alive!

If it was a Republican we'd just make fun of him for talking about family values and having gay sex on the side.

Ok you got me there. And its not gay sex on the side, I thought gay sex happened in the back?

And why is this front page CNN?

the collaborators will never quit.

hey we need more Edwards threads. 3 in one day isn't enough.