Looks like he got Clintoned in the Boobies!

I am really, really glad he's not the nominee.

A lot.

John Edwards is a son of a biatch!

Bring on the baby mama drama!!

Was going to submit a similar headline..

/yawn

Goodbye to any rumors of vice presidency

holy shiat. i guess he's not gonna be AG...

/hotlink'd

Maury is at home FAPPING to this

We need to see the kid's hair to know for sure.

Just like Bill was doin' Monica....

HE WAS RIDIN' DIRTY!

Damn, too bad this doesn't take McCain's affair off the map

Well that tears it, I'm certainly not voting for him for re-election.

My headline was better.

I'd say he's qualified for "poverty czar" since he's a possible babydaddy.

Idiot.

Joliet_Jake: I am really, really glad he's not the nominee.

A lot.

Yep. As I said in the other thread, can you imagine the arrogance required to believe you were the best person to represent your party in a critical election while cheating on your wife with cancer?

meddlin' kid: holy shiat. i guess he's not gonna be AG...

Yeah, they're suppsed to wait until AFTER they're elected or appointed before they start farking people.. Professional courtesy, you know..

ha! This makes me <3 the National Enquirer so much

does it really surprise anyone? This had been brewing for weeks. I know alot of it was suspect coming from the enquirer, but as they kept pushing, it became obvious they weren't pushing a b.s. story and photos.

StopArrestingMe: John Edwards is a son of a biatch!

Got the blue balls, the crabs, and the seven year itch...

Also what the hell took so long for this story to get the green

Wow DNC sure dodged a bullet on this one.
Could you imagine if he'd been the nominee?
As someone said in the other thread (paraphrased), the arrogance required to carry on like this, when running for president, with a wife dying of cancer, is just staggering.

What 'bout all the National Enquirer hate? Where it be?

They scooped the MSM big time on this. Meanwhile, MSM just turns its collective head and whistles. If this was Romney, we'd have had documentaries about it.

/Finally, a Democrat that WILL drill.

Here in North Carolina we have known what sort of douchebag he is for years.

[Maury ripping open and envelope and reading the result]

John.

Yes?

You ARE the baby's father!

I always had this suspicious feeling about him given his previous work...

Well, now he's admitted that he was willing to let people vote for him as a Presidential candidate knowing this was out there. AND he managed to dump the story on the opening day of the Olympics. Pathetic.

Cancer can cause a lot of family problems; John Edwards has made the cancer a lot worse now.

Say goodbye to your AG

As I said from another thread:

If Edwards had got the nomination, he would have cost Democrats the easiest election in decades and we'd be looking at McCain and a supreme court sppointed by neocons as a result of this story.

What a farking moron. Running for the presidency with this big a liability is just irresponsible and stupid.

Well, congrats for joining the ranks of Newt and other political guys who screwed around on their partners while they were battling cancer.

Way to go, douche.


God...just ban marriage...it doesn't mean shiat anymore.

At least getting a hair sample for DNA testing will be easy, but it might come back as L'Oreal.

So he was almost the first black president?

Nestea Plunge: With a female, even, so you know it's a Democrat.

I LOL'd

pd771: Idiot.

Hey, don't be too hard on him until we see pics.

Of all the shiatty headlines submitted, this one gets the green?

/submitted a shiattier headline

Finally...geez

The only boy who could ever reach her was the son of a mill worker.

advisable: ha! This makes me <3 the National Enquirer so much

Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.

crotchlessbarneysuit: Was going to submit a similar headline..

Thought about a billie jean reference, but I settled on "John Edwards admits he tapped dat ass, but he ain't da babies daddy"

Figured it wouldn't get greenlit.

arrogpwned

He needs to take a look at the man in the mirror. He's bad, but this issue is more than black or white. He knows that when he admits "the girl is mine" the media will look at it like some kind of thriller.

Echoic: If Edwards had got the nomination, he would have cost Democrats the easiest election in decades and we'd be looking at McCain and a supreme court sppointed by neocons as a result of this story.


We need a more conservative court....the Heller decision was too close.

I had an affair and McCain's not in love child way back in 75 and yesterday I had an affair and Obama's not in love child. So we can put that behind us now and move on.

+1 subby, short and sweet and simple headline.

Nestea Plunge: With a female, even, so you know it's a Democrat.

I was just telling a coworker that.

Politician sleeps with a woman = Democrat
Politician sleeps with a man = Republican or Nancy Pelosi