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(Fox News) NewsFlash John Edwards: Billie Jean *IS* my lover, but the kid is not my son   (foxnews.com) divider line 728
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markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:52:43 PM  
Looks like he got Clintoned in the Boobies!

 
Joliet_Jake 2008-08-08 03:52:56 PM  
I am really, really glad he's not the nominee.

A lot.

 
StopArrestingMe [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:53:00 PM  
John Edwards is a son of a biatch!

 
coachwdb 2008-08-08 03:53:10 PM  
Bring on the baby mama drama!!

 
crotchlessbarneysuit 2008-08-08 03:53:20 PM  
Was going to submit a similar headline..

 
Fart_Machine 2008-08-08 03:53:44 PM  
/yawn

 
kirby528 2008-08-08 03:53:45 PM  
Goodbye to any rumors of vice presidency

 
meddlin' kid 2008-08-08 03:53:46 PM  
holy shiat. i guess he's not gonna be AG...

 
mandrsn1 2008-08-08 03:53:49 PM  
cache.daylife.com

/hotlink'd

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-08-08 03:54:09 PM  
Maury is at home FAPPING to this

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2008-08-08 03:54:09 PM  
We need to see the kid's hair to know for sure.

 
ungraceful ganesha 2008-08-08 03:54:10 PM  
Just like Bill was doin' Monica....

HE WAS RIDIN' DIRTY!

 
ZangTT 2008-08-08 03:54:23 PM  
Damn, too bad this doesn't take McCain's affair off the map

 
moistD 2008-08-08 03:54:33 PM  
adamschoales.files.wordpress.com

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-08-08 03:54:39 PM  
Well that tears it, I'm certainly not voting for him for re-election.

 
FreudulentSplit 2008-08-08 03:54:48 PM  
My headline was better.

I'd say he's qualified for "poverty czar" since he's a possible babydaddy.

 
pd771 [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:54:52 PM  
Idiot.

 
Mnemia 2008-08-08 03:54:54 PM  
Joliet_Jake: I am really, really glad he's not the nominee.

A lot.


Yep. As I said in the other thread, can you imagine the arrogance required to believe you were the best person to represent your party in a critical election while cheating on your wife with cancer?

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:55:02 PM  
meddlin' kid: holy shiat. i guess he's not gonna be AG...

Yeah, they're suppsed to wait until AFTER they're elected or appointed before they start farking people.. Professional courtesy, you know..

 
advisable 2008-08-08 03:55:04 PM  
ha! This makes me <3 the National Enquirer so much

 
wee beastie 2008-08-08 03:55:08 PM  
does it really surprise anyone? This had been brewing for weeks. I know alot of it was suspect coming from the enquirer, but as they kept pushing, it became obvious they weren't pushing a b.s. story and photos.

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:55:08 PM  
StopArrestingMe: John Edwards is a son of a biatch!

Got the blue balls, the crabs, and the seven year itch...

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-08-08 03:55:13 PM  
Also what the hell took so long for this story to get the green

 
Cletus from Canuckistan 2008-08-08 03:55:14 PM  
Wow DNC sure dodged a bullet on this one.
Could you imagine if he'd been the nominee?
As someone said in the other thread (paraphrased), the arrogance required to carry on like this, when running for president, with a wife dying of cancer, is just staggering.

 
SaltyDonnie 2008-08-08 03:55:24 PM  
What 'bout all the National Enquirer hate? Where it be?

They scooped the MSM big time on this. Meanwhile, MSM just turns its collective head and whistles. If this was Romney, we'd have had documentaries about it.

/Finally, a Democrat that WILL drill.

 
meh. 2008-08-08 03:55:40 PM  
Here in North Carolina we have known what sort of douchebag he is for years.

 
mistrmind 2008-08-08 03:55:47 PM  
[Maury ripping open and envelope and reading the result]

John.

Yes?

You ARE the baby's father!

 
Truthiness [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:55:51 PM  
I always had this suspicious feeling about him given his previous work...

Well, now he's admitted that he was willing to let people vote for him as a Presidential candidate knowing this was out there. AND he managed to dump the story on the opening day of the Olympics. Pathetic.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-08-08 03:55:52 PM  
Cancer can cause a lot of family problems; John Edwards has made the cancer a lot worse now.

 
Dinobot 2008-08-08 03:55:54 PM  
Say goodbye to your AG

 
Echoic 2008-08-08 03:55:55 PM  
As I said from another thread:

If Edwards had got the nomination, he would have cost Democrats the easiest election in decades and we'd be looking at McCain and a supreme court sppointed by neocons as a result of this story.

What a farking moron. Running for the presidency with this big a liability is just irresponsible and stupid.

 
Transpogue 2008-08-08 03:56:11 PM  
Well, congrats for joining the ranks of Newt and other political guys who screwed around on their partners while they were battling cancer.

Way to go, douche.


God...just ban marriage...it doesn't mean shiat anymore.

 
keithgabryelski [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:56:17 PM  
www.mediabistro.com

 
Hieronymous Fark 2008-08-08 03:56:26 PM  
At least getting a hair sample for DNA testing will be easy, but it might come back as L'Oreal.

 
dothemath 2008-08-08 03:56:30 PM  
So he was almost the first black president?

 
CaptainSmartass 2008-08-08 03:56:31 PM  
Nestea Plunge: With a female, even, so you know it's a Democrat.

I LOL'd

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-08-08 03:56:33 PM  
pd771: Idiot.

Hey, don't be too hard on him until we see pics.

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:56:38 PM  
Of all the shiatty headlines submitted, this one gets the green?

/submitted a shiattier headline

 
PumpkinCake 2008-08-08 03:56:48 PM  
Finally...geez

 
coachwdb 2008-08-08 03:57:15 PM  
i188.photobucket.com

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:57:20 PM  
The only boy who could ever reach her was the son of a mill worker.

 
pd771 [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:57:28 PM  
advisable: ha! This makes me <3 the National Enquirer so much

Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.

 
TossedSaladMan 2008-08-08 03:57:35 PM  
crotchlessbarneysuit: Was going to submit a similar headline..

Thought about a billie jean reference, but I settled on "John Edwards admits he tapped dat ass, but he ain't da babies daddy"

Figured it wouldn't get greenlit.

 
manimalia 2008-08-08 03:57:36 PM  
arrogpwned

 
PirateKing 2008-08-08 03:57:41 PM  
He needs to take a look at the man in the mirror. He's bad, but this issue is more than black or white. He knows that when he admits "the girl is mine" the media will look at it like some kind of thriller.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:57:44 PM  
Echoic: If Edwards had got the nomination, he would have cost Democrats the easiest election in decades and we'd be looking at McCain and a supreme court sppointed by neocons as a result of this story.


We need a more conservative court....the Heller decision was too close.

 
munchy [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:57:48 PM  
I had an affair and McCain's not in love child way back in 75 and yesterday I had an affair and Obama's not in love child. So we can put that behind us now and move on.

 
sxacho 2008-08-08 03:57:50 PM  

God damn media. They'll twist anything. I don't believe this for a second.

RON PAUL!

 
tetheredswimming 2008-08-08 03:57:54 PM  
+1 subby, short and sweet and simple headline.

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-08-08 03:57:54 PM  
Nestea Plunge: With a female, even, so you know it's a Democrat.

I was just telling a coworker that.

Politician sleeps with a woman = Democrat
Politician sleeps with a man = Republican or Nancy Pelosi

 
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