Not mine, jacked from thread yesterday.

The metric system is the tool of the devil!

My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head and that's the way I likes it!

It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!

Oh, good lord. BOTH presidential candidates are running their mouths 24/7 for the sake of running their mouths--it's what politicians DO. There are bound to be gaffes and missteps when you're churning out that much BS all the time.

And it's still nowhere near as embarrassing as Dubya's blooper reel.

Is it? (only watched the first minute of video)
Aww, screw it, I'll watch the rest...brb...

...gahhh.
/packs bags--moves to Checklosovakia

I still think he's better as Cotton Hill (pops).

Two years ago I would never have imagined that McCain would look like such a terrible candidate

He looks like a senile John Kerry with less charisma

onecanshort: Not mine, jacked from thread yesterday.

fin

baorao: I still think he's better as Cotton Hill (pops).

Cotton Hill is too mentally sharp...though McCain's temper matches well.

I was hoping for this one.

gold...pure gold

I kinda used to have a grudging respect for him-- but, my god, what the hell happened? The guy looks like a hobbit, and can't string two words together. Obama's going to wipe the fricking floor with him in the debates.

Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

That'ssssssssssss not channnnnge we can believe innnnnnnnnnnn.... g'hehnnnh hehnnnh hehnnnnh......"

Doggiewoggie: I kinda used to have a grudging respect for him-- but, my god, what the hell happened? The guy looks like a hobbit, and can't string two words together. Obama's going to wipe the fricking floor with him in the debates.

Obama isn't terribly smooth when off the cue cards, either. However, Obama can probably do better remembering which year it is and where he is, so those ought to give him a pretty big advantage.

Crude: Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

I think we know which way the undecideds are gonna break this year.

Biggest Demo landslide since 1964, when the GOP ran another Senator from Arizona.

What the feck is a cubit, Lord?

Crude: Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

at least the younger dumber asshole can keep his state's border secure

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399201,00.html

Mr. burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?


McCain: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

Tony Stark: John Kerry with less charisma

i know those words, but that phrase makes no sense.

/or, if you prefer, that's unpossible

Crude: At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

Actually he said 57. And if you sincerely think that wasn't a flub, and Obama really thinks there are 57 states, then you are lamer than McCain.

/if you were just bein' snarky, then 8/10

Diabeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetus

Somewhere there's uhhhhh aaah is uhhhaahha a splicing of ummm Obama's ummm ah, collective ahh ummm pauses when uhhhh the words aaah fail ah him from ahhhh mmmm time to ah time.

"a leader with a real bowel."

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

awfulperson [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-08 11:59:25 AM
Oh, good lord. BOTH presidential candidates are running their mouths 24/7 for the sake of running their mouths--it's what politicians DO. There are bound to be gaffes and missteps when you're churning out that much BS all the time.

And it's still nowhere near as embarrassing as Dubya's blooper reel.

Reel? You could hold a film festival with Bush's outragous speeches. It's unbelievable how much one man can make so many mistakes and get so many things wrong. Especially since it's his job and he gets paid a lot of money for it.
Some of the things Bush says are like the work of a comic genius, he reminds me of Ricky from trailer park boys. I'm just waiting for him to be posthumously outed as some kind of Abbie Hoffman character who's life was a big comedy act.

DarnoKonrad: Somewhere there's uhhhhh aaah is uhhhaahha a splicing of ummm Obama's ummm ah, collective ahh ummm pauses when uhhhh the words aaah fail ah him from ahhhh mmmm time to ah time.

There's a difference between "uh" and "Ah" and being an incoherent mess.

/with McCain's mental state, maybe he's running for Reagan's third term now.

This video is painful on so many levels.

Wow, the little laugh and grin after "punch" lines is creepy.

A-Ha! Grin mmmhnhenehnen.

/also difficult to spell.

RevMercutio: DarnoKonrad: Somewhere there's uhhhhh aaah is uhhhaahha a splicing of ummm Obama's ummm ah, collective ahh ummm pauses when uhhhh the words aaah fail ah him from ahhhh mmmm time to ah time.

There's a difference between "uh" and "Ah" and being an incoherent mess.

/with McCain's mental state, maybe he's running for Reagan's third term now.

I don't disagree. McCain is both incoherent and short tempered. But 'wingers have been actively promoting Obama's lack of words as proof of lying for awhile now.

Tho I've seen that to be the opposite. I can't find the research, but they say that people that never fail to have something to say -- have larger portions of their brains devoted to lying than people that, like Obama, sometimes just don't know what to say to question you weren't prepared to answer.

Submitter pieced this headline together, mostly from sugar packets.

/What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?

That was a hell of a video.

wow.

Crude: Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

if you're going to bring up a slip of the tongue as an attack, you should at least get it right. obama said 57 states. that's a whopping double fail for you.

Did he just call Fark a "cruel and inhumane organisation"?

If anyone thinks that Bush is a bumbling buffoon now, let's go ahead and elect McCain and you will see presidential oafishness of the highest order. The guy is already slipping badly and 4 years of a presidental term will turn him into another Woodrow Wilson.

SubBass49: Cotton Hill is too mentally sharp...though McCain's temper matches well.

as does Cotton's habit of starting every story with something related to his dubya dubya two service record.

Subby: The Republican nominee for President: Abe Simpson

Platform is as follows:
Disband EPA
Air Matlock 24/7 on all channels
Reclaim Hellfish bounty from Germany
Breafast at 5am, lunch at 1030a, dinner at 3pm
All mens' haircuts no longer than Johnny Unitas in his prime

/"There's a haircut you can set you watch to."

Old McBalls

Lionel Mandrake: Crude: At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

Actually he said 57. And if you sincerely think that wasn't a flub, and Obama really thinks there are 57 states, then you are lamer than McCain.

/if you were just bein' snarky, then 8/10

It wasn't a flub. Did anyone ever bother to notice that there are 57 primaries in the DNC schedule? So while they aren't all states, that's where he got the number.

Seriously, if you believe that he actually thinks there are 57 (or apparently 58) states, shoot yourself.

Kazuya: I'm just waiting for him to be posthumously outed as some kind of Abbie Hoffman character who's life was a big comedy act.

This.

Crude: Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

Can you show me where either candidate has said there were 58 states?

"Dumber". I like that.

EZ1923: Lionel Mandrake: Crude: At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

Actually he said 57. And if you sincerely think that wasn't a flub, and Obama really thinks there are 57 states, then you are lamer than McCain.

/if you were just bein' snarky, then 8/10

It wasn't a flub. Did anyone ever bother to notice that there are 57 primaries in the DNC schedule? So while they aren't all states, that's where he got the number.

Seriously, if you believe that he actually thinks there are 57 (or apparently 58) states, shoot yourself.

err.. no. There aren't. Puerto Rico, Guam, Americans oversees, American Samoa.. isn't that all of them? At the time of the speach that came from there had been 47 primaries. He just slipped up and said 57 instead of 47. I'm sure if Joe Lieberman has been there to correct him he wouldn't have repeated it several more times knowing it to be wrong. That's the big difference.

Perhaps Obama is planning on adding 7 or 8 states when he becomes president and that was his slip of the tongue.

Seriously, is he really the best the Republicans can come up with?

John McCain is so old when he orders a three minute egg they ask for the money up front.

This guy's got loads of them. And yes! I am easily amused which allows me to overlook the fact that about half of them really aren't that funny.

He's like a cross between Reagan and Nixon.

He's as befuddled as Reagan with zero Reagan charm.

He's as affable as Nixon with zero Nixon competence.

kuhns_m: Diabeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetus

Came in for Simpson's quotes, left disappointed.

/I ain't fer it, I'm again'it

Crude: Yawn.

At least he knows there are 50 states. Unlike the other younger and dumber asshole who seems to think that there are 58 states.

Yeah, Obama probably thinks there are eight days in a week too.

The Legendary Esquilax: /I ain't fer it, I'm again'it

I vant a tequito.