He likes Sheryl Crow? I... I don't know what to think about that.

John McCain would never stoop this low, I tell you what.

This just proves that Obama is a media whore.

I'm still figuring out which sick bastage, knowing I will read ANYTHING cover to cover, sent a subscription to Entertainment Weekly to my home.

I'm not home a lot, so Michelle is usually willing to give it up.

BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW.

Pong? And McCain's old?

He should at least at have some Commodore 64 or Atari 2600 to throw out.

In all honesty (both articles) made them sound pretty human. I know it's superficial stuff, but it would be good to see this "human" side of them a bit in the debates.

Maybe 5 minutes dedicated to debating the best TV show currently on the air (Whoever picks Mad Men gets my vote).

Clearly, the moderators have shown they are shamelessly biased for Barack Obama by greenlighting this article.

Based on the crap in this article, I'm voting for McCain

that seals it - he just lost my vote. why was there no spoiler warning about the ending of born free? i was planning on watching that one of these days. bastard. and fark you too ew for allowing him to ruin a possibly decent movie for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. that's just not cool. now i'm too afraid to click on the mccain link because i don't know what other nefarious crap you have up your sleeve to dash the hopes and dreams of potential web page clicker people like me

Megain, you are most nefarious. Moo hoo ha ha ha!

But seriously now, he hates HGTV & American Idol, likes M*A*S*H*, Spongebob, Sinatra, Coltrane & Dylan AND has sympathy for animals (Born Free)?

How bad can he be?

john_d_corr: Megain, you are most nefarious. Moo hoo ha ha ha!

heh. figured you'd catch that at some point :-)

MUSLIM!

Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan. Even though I live in Illinois and can't stand the Bears, much love.

I love you people.

Jockeys or boxers?

rjShadow: Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan. Even though I live in Illinois and can't stand the Bears, much love.

If you live in Illinois, it really doesn't matter how you vote.

Outtaphase: I was always into the Spider-Man/Batman model. The guys who have too many powers, like Superman, that always made me think they weren't really earning their superhero status. It's a little too easy.

z.about.com

ZOMG FLIPFLOP

As a Constitutional Scholar, what is Obama's stance on the taste infringement lawsuit currently in process between Coke and Coke Zero?

Jonny Chimpo: If you live in Illinois, it really doesn't matter how you vote.

Probably true, though you'd never know it by living in MOST of Illinois, like where I grew up. There are like thirty Democrats in a 20 mile radius.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: As a Constitutional Scholar, what is Obama's stance on the taste infringement lawsuit currently in process between Coke and Coke Zero?

RON PAUL.

rjShadow: Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan.



Da Bears



/needs 'stache

Donald_McRonald: Da Bears



/needs 'stache

Who d'you tink would win in a war.. Iran, er a certain 1985 Superbowl Championship football team under none udder'n one Coach Ditka?

Omg.....he actually said "tween"....

I may be forced to take another look at bob barr.

Donald_McRonald: rjShadow: Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan.



Da Bears



/needs 'stache

If I may shift gears for a moment gentleman, Barack Obama vs. The Hurricane, who would win in an election??

Obama, Obama!!

Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. The name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Obama.

GoRedSoxGo: If I may shift gears for a moment gentleman, Barack Obama vs. The Hurricane, who would win in an election??

Obama, Obama!!

Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. The name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Obama.

Is Obama regular sized or is he a mini-Obama?

McCain's tough. He's got chops, and he's a maverick. I tink McCain'll make dis a tough, close election.

Obama 537, McCain 1.

Relatively Obscure: GoRedSoxGo: If I may shift gears for a moment gentleman, Barack Obama vs. The Hurricane, who would win in an election??

Obama, Obama!!

Hold on, Hold on, Hold on. The name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Obama.

Is Obama regular sized or is he a mini-Obama?

No, he'd be full grown.

/just tried to register "Hurricane Ditka"
//already taken

The Home and Garden network?

He's pussywhipped.

Now I don't know who to vote for.

Did the assassination greenlight just get pulled by the secret service right in the middle of me typing up a pithy reply or what?

/really Barrack, HGTV?

GoRedSoxGo: /just tried to register "Hurricane Ditka"
//already taken

Could just go with A certain Coach Ditka.

You'd automatically win every thread.
Unless Ditka posted.

Relatively Obscure: GoRedSoxGo: /just tried to register "Hurricane Ditka"
//already taken

Could just go with A certain Coach Ditka.

You'd automatically win every thread.
Unless Ditka posted.

Hmm, true.

Tsunami Ditka?

GoRedSoxGo: Hmm, true.

Tsunami Ditka?

Ditka, with a West Coast offense? Come on.

Relatively Obscure: GoRedSoxGo: Hmm, true.

Tsunami Ditka?

Ditka, with a West Coast offense? Come on.

/Or, of course, I could have read that as 'typhoon' and thought my reply made sense.

Relatively Obscure: Relatively Obscure: GoRedSoxGo: Hmm, true.

Tsunami Ditka?

Ditka, with a West Coast offense? Come on.

/Or, of course, I could have read that as 'typhoon' and thought my reply made sense.

Haha. A Far East Coast offense. Well, I registered it anyways.

Jonny Chimpo: rjShadow: Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan. Even though I live in Illinois and can't stand the Bears, much love.

If you live in Illinois, it really doesn't matter how you vote.

Definitely voting though. I want to be able to tell my kids/grandkids in 40 years I voted for him.

rjShadow: Jonny Chimpo: rjShadow: Down to earth guy. And he's a huge Chicago Bears fan. Even though I live in Illinois and can't stand the Bears, much love.

If you live in Illinois, it really doesn't matter how you vote.

Definitely voting though. I want to be able to tell my kids/grandkids in 40 years I voted for him.

Psyche. Everyone knows the world ends in 2012. Silly man.

Relatively Obscure: Psyche. Everyone knows the world ends in 2012. Silly man.

I got over this recently. Some people will make it, most won't. I'd use the word rapture but that's just silly.

rjShadow: Relatively Obscure: Psyche. Everyone knows the world ends in 2012. Silly man.

I got over this recently. Some people will make it, most won't. I'd use the word rapture but that's just silly.

Rapture, huh? Is that why Obama's an empty suit?

/buh-dum tish

Kidding, btw, in case it's not painfully obvious.

...and Obama actually seems more out of touch than McCain for a change.

ya see what I did there? hurr

At this point I'm still voting for the guy. An EW interview is, as the tag appropriately suggests, kinda silly and useless. I wish he was more nerdy, though.

If he would have said something like "I like Batman. The guy carries a goddamn toolshed on his belt. He's a normal guy and yet he defies physics in that sense. He painstakingly crafts every object he owns into the shape of a bat. shiat, he beat Heath Ledger before Heath Ledger beat Heath Ledger." I'd give him some props.

Wight Power: At this point I'm still voting for the guy. An EW interview is, as the tag appropriately suggests, kinda silly and useless. I wish he was more nerdy, though.

So, the "guy you can have a beer with," except in nerd form.

Relatively Obscure: Wight Power: At this point I'm still voting for the guy. An EW interview is, as the tag appropriately suggests, kinda silly and useless. I wish he was more nerdy, though.

So, the "guy you can have a beer with," except in nerd form.

Is that too much to ask? :(

I was always into the Spider-Man/Batman model. The guys who have too many powers, like Superman, that always made me think they weren't really earning their superhero status. It's a little too easy. Whereas Spider-Man and Batman, they have some inner turmoil. They get knocked around a little bit.

Why so serious?

And, at this moment, the Obama fluff thread leads the McCain fluff thread by one post! How does this translate into electoral college votes?

John McCain: The Entertainment Weekly interview (40)

Barack Obama: The Entertainment Weekly interview (43)

/ bumps thread
// leaves thread with smug satisfaction

In this thread, I don't have a goatee.

FTFA: I was always into the Spider-Man/Batman model.

Tr0mBoNe: He likes Sheryl Crow? I... I don't know what to think about that.

well she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Bucky Katt: Tr0mBoNe: He likes Sheryl Crow? I... I don't know what to think about that.

well she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose


Ain't NOTHIN wrong with that. Every red-blooded male should be alright with that...and Scarlett Johanssen, too.

+1 for liking President Lebowski in The Contender