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(E! Online) Cool Emily Robison of the Dixie Chicks is now back on the market. Don't lie, yes you would   (eonline.com) divider line 77
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Kyndig [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:52:09 AM  
No, no I really wouldn't.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:57:18 AM  
Fist... angry God... etc...

/fap

 
BigJuanTehFurby [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:57:21 AM  
Oh, whew, it *is* the cute one, not the harpy.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:58:27 AM  
Even side saddle with frog-mouthed Chunky Jo pushing

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:58:36 AM  
Not her most flattering picture but yes, yes I would.

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:59:37 AM  
Oh yes I would.

 
Biggs [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:00:40 PM  
Of course I would and Kyndig is gay.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-08-07 12:01:27 PM  
Fap yes.

 
Browncoat 2008-08-07 12:02:29 PM  
elvisaintdead: Even side saddle with frog-mouthed Chunky Jo pushing

www.qotile.net

 
Determinedly Anonymous 2008-08-07 12:02:48 PM  
Kyndig: No, no I really wouldn't.


Balderdash.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:03:02 PM  
Not a good pic, but the blonde who isn't Natlie Maines is the most
hittable of the three.

/Unlike SheDaisy.......

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-08-07 12:04:17 PM  
not only is she hot, she can play the CRAP out of her dobro!

/ yes I meant it both literally and for the jokey double entendre. She's a great musician!

 
Determinedly Anonymous 2008-08-07 12:04:45 PM  
Biggs: Kyndig is gay.

Oh. Well, that would explain it then.

Sorry about that previous comment, Kyndig.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-08-07 12:04:52 PM  
I've always been partial to the fiddle playin' one.

 
Isotope 2008-08-07 12:06:11 PM  
Oh yes, I'd pluck her banjo.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:08:03 PM  
No need to lie here. Of course I would.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:09:49 PM  
britandgrit.files.wordpress.com

/obligatory side boob

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:11:40 PM  
I shall GIS her when I get home.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:20:26 PM  
She probably wouldn't shut up and sing.

 
cjoshuav 2008-08-07 12:25:14 PM  
Yeah, I looked around for one with a better picture, but that was the best I came up with on a quick GNS.

/subby
//originally considered "Dixie Chick ditches old cock, now taking applications for a new one" but I didn't think it would get past the mods

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-08-07 12:27:14 PM  
Only if she doesn't talk

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:37:03 PM  
I'd f*ck it cross-eyed.

Oh, wait...

 
Whatthefark 2008-08-07 12:47:47 PM  
Yes I would.

I would do her so hard it would put her lazy eye back in place.

 
chestermania [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 01:04:25 PM  
Maybe, but only if she promised to move herself and her sisters to Cuba afterwords. They would have to agree to NEVER EVER return to the USA.
Then and only then would I give her the 2 hours of euphoria that only Chestermania can supply.

 
ceremony_1968 [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 01:11:18 PM  
Determinedly Anonymous: Kyndig: No, no I really wouldn't.


Balderdash.


Feldercarb.

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 01:13:25 PM  
You kids with your delusional "standards." I'd love to run naked through the Dixie Chicks.

Incidentally, if you have a chance to catch Charlie Robison live, do so.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 01:29:06 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

 
otravez 2008-08-07 01:48:12 PM  
images.eonline.com

Yes, I would.

He looks like a dipshiat.

 
King Gorilla 2008-08-07 01:54:43 PM  
I am kinda partial to the little thick one....

Is that gross?

 
otravez 2008-08-07 01:56:06 PM  
he also looks like Chet.

www.kutha.com

/"I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey"

 
howdyyall9999 2008-08-07 02:00:30 PM  
I'd mason her dixon line... I mean Charlie Manson it... there would be bodily fluids on the walls, ceiling, cat....

/the fun fluids not the Dexter fluids
//well there maybe a little tearing...
/// especially with the rear entry situation...
//// yes, yes, I would

 
Incredulous [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 02:01:02 PM  
chestermania: Maybe, but only if she promised to move herself and her sisters to Cuba afterwords. They would have to agree to NEVER EVER return to the USA.


Yeah, that exercising the right of free speech, voicing your opinions publicly and criticizing a sitting politician who lied to all the world and who is responsible for the deaths of nearly 5,000 U.S. military personnel is just so ... so ... so unAmerican.

 
howdyyall9999 2008-08-07 02:02:11 PM  
King Gorilla: I am kinda partial to the little thick one....

Is that gross?


You're from Jersey.. I think it's assumed...

 
Determinedly Anonymous 2008-08-07 02:03:26 PM  
howdyyall9999:
//well there maybe a little tearing...
/// especially with the rear entry situation...
//// yes, yes, I would



Well, if that's what you go for....

 
King Gorilla 2008-08-07 02:05:05 PM  
howdyyall9999

Wow, that was hurtful to my feelings, but pretty funny.

 
h3dge 2008-08-07 02:05:12 PM  
I think Natalie Maines is pretty hot...



/knows I'm in the minority...but I like curvy women

 
johnnyq 2008-08-07 02:14:05 PM  
filthIncidentally, if you have a chance to catch Charlie Robison live, do so.
I have seen him live and he's pretty good. Unfortunately, he also has a strong resemblance to a guy I used to work with, which gives him a douche bag vibe I just can't shake. Of course, he may well be a d-bag in real life, so maybe the vibe is justified.

 
Crude 2008-08-07 02:18:15 PM  
Fark no I wouldn't.

I likes my wimminz busty.

 
Incredulous [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 02:21:18 PM  
h3dge: I think Natalie Maines is pretty hot...


Without meaning to imply anything derogatory to the original Chicks, Emily and Martie, it was Natalie Maines, of course, who was the spark that made the band really take off.

 
howdyyall9999 2008-08-07 02:23:30 PM  
Incredulous: Yeah, that exercising the right of free speech, voicing your opinions publicly and criticizing a sitting politician who lied to all the world and who is responsible for the deaths of nearly 5,000 U.S. military personnel is just so ... so ... so unAmerican.

Douchenozzle,
Mind if I call you douchenozzle? It just sounds more manly than Grayson. On a side note, does it bother you that your parents named you after one of the wussiest side kicks ever? (You know his first name was Dick? Your favorite food I would assume..what a coincidence)

Anywhoo....about this lying thing and intentionally getting all these service people killed. I'm curious where exactly did you get this information. The last know presidential public lie that I can recall was the ole "I won't cum in your hair" that ole Bubba told. Now that I think of it, is that how you treat your split ends? Naw, you probably don't waste a drop...

Anywhoo...

See it's "people" like you that make service members like me (I personally prefer service member versus military personnel like you prefer toilet-whore versus Grayson...) conflicted. See we want to keep fighting and killing all these bad people so they don't get back home and hurt any innocent people again. Then I hear your jizz stained words and think, well maybe we can just let one or two through and show them to your house.

So tell me. Am I lying?

 
Dark Overlord 2008-08-07 02:32:02 PM  
DAMN! Had to click on profile to be sure howdyyall9999 wasn't my son. Exactly what he would have said.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 02:34:37 PM  
Yeah I'd bang her. All you have to do to turn her on is say George Bush is scum. The panties hit the floor in milliseconds.

 
Wookie Milson 2008-08-07 02:35:00 PM  
I'd hit the fat one and the cross-eyed one, too, but Emily has always been my favourite. Hee-Haw!

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-08-07 02:37:33 PM  
howdyyall9999: See we want to keep fighting and killing all these bad people so they don't get back home and hurt any innocent people again.

Just keep telling yourself that. I imagine a toddler's voice to match the reasoning and it's all the more adorable. Run along to the sandbox now.

 
Meetak 2008-08-07 02:55:50 PM  
peachpicker: /obligatory side boob

Chixie Dicks

say it ten times fast!!

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 03:00:22 PM  
Yeah, I like the chubby one best myself..but all of 'em are nice.

 
thatperlakyguy 2008-08-07 03:32:17 PM  
Yeah, I would.

I'd also do Natalie Maines as well.

Do not want the brunette, whatever her name is.

But if all three showed up at my house late one night, yes, sure.

 
cjoshuav 2008-08-07 03:35:18 PM  
howdyyall9999:So tell me. Am I lying?

Well, implying that Dubya isn't a dishonest and horrible President may just be ignorance; but what you're really doing is representing our Armed Forces very poorly. If the only citizens you want to protect are the 20% or so who actually approve of the worst President in history, then you're not willing to serve for the other 80% of the people who pay your salary and whom you swore to protect.

When I wore the uniform, it was for all Americans, even the conservative rednecks I disagreed with. If I, as a tree-hugging, liberal, paratrooper could get that...so can you.

 
dmax 2008-08-07 03:57:06 PM  
howdyyall9999: Incredulous: Yeah, that exercising the right of free speech, voicing your opinions publicly and criticizing a sitting politician who lied to all the world and who is responsible for the deaths of nearly 5,000 U.S. military personnel is just so ... so ... so unAmerican.

Douchenozzle,
Mind if I call you douchenozzle? It just sounds more manly than Grayson. On a side note, does it bother you that your parents named you after one of the wussiest side kicks ever? (You know his first name was Dick? Your favorite food I would assume..what a coincidence)

Anywhoo....about this lying thing and intentionally getting all these service people killed. I'm curious where exactly did you get this information. The last know presidential public lie that I can recall was the ole "I won't cum in your hair" that ole Bubba told. Now that I think of it, is that how you treat your split ends? Naw, you probably don't waste a drop...

Anywhoo...

See it's "people" like you that make service members like me (I personally prefer service member versus military personnel like you prefer toilet-whore versus Grayson...) conflicted. See we want to keep fighting and killing all these bad people so they don't get back home and hurt any innocent people again. Then I hear your jizz stained words and think, well maybe we can just let one or two through and show them to your house.

So tell me. Am I lying?


Worse. You're sincere.

 
peterstork670 2008-08-07 04:09:07 PM  
I would explore her wide open spaces.

 
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