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(CNN) Ironic Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls tells CNN "Emily and I are frustrated sometimes with any kind of box."   (cnn.com) divider line 37
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Dr.Fey [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 04:19:55 PM  
Look I admit I probably shouldn't have stayed with her as long as I did knowing full welll she was a full fledged wacko, but jebus, at first it was the thrill of being with her and the idea of having sex with any one of her multiple personalities.

At times she was a writing maniac in the sack (her third sequel to "War and Peace" was fantastic) and god it was the best sex I'd had. Other times, it was like she would lay there and whimper while I pounded her. No emotion, no noise, just "Are you done my show is on in 26 mins"

Thats when I met her family, how she came from them is beyond me, but they're the most normal people I've met.

And about me having sex with her sister? Yeah, I have been so what? She was the one that came to me, and hey, there's no ring on my finger or Nikita's for that matter, so what's the harm right? But I mean seriously, she looks way more attractive than her sister, and well, she farks better than her too, even on her crazy days.

 
dletter [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 05:06:04 PM  
Wow, either this is posted in the wrong thread, or I am REALLY missing something here.

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 05:18:44 PM  
Maybe if she would try a dick or a rod or a... johnson...

 
JBLars [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 05:27:22 PM  
Box. HEE!

/Hi, I'm 12.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-08-06 05:39:24 PM  
I'm here for the vagina jokes.

 
steveo 2008-08-06 06:15:18 PM  
I'm here to oggle pictures of hairy Lilith Faire chicks.

 
HotLonelyTeenageGirl [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 06:44:54 PM  
steveo: I'm here to oggle pictures of hairy Lilith Faire chicks.

alt.binaries.nospam.female.bodyhair


/just tryin' to help

 
Solzhenisin 2008-08-06 08:02:20 PM  
Eats a box lunch.

 
tshetter 2008-08-06 08:07:46 PM  
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: steveo: I'm here to oggle pictures of hairy Lilith Faire chicks.

alt.binaries.nospam.female.bodyhair


/just tryin' to help


But my isp blocks usenet alt groups!

bah, off to 4, 7, 711, and 12 chans to score my fix.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 08:11:03 PM  
Back in 2002 I was working for a winery that hosted a Melissa Etheridge concert.

/Some scary looking ladies.
//Some of them were more butch than I am.
///*Shudder*
////There were some cuties, though.

 
Telos 2008-08-06 08:12:23 PM  
dletter: Wow, either this is posted in the wrong thread, or I am REALLY missing something here.

That's the second thread I've seen that post in. RAndom spam... I'd guess.

 
remnant 2008-08-06 08:16:19 PM  
By "box," it is insinuated that she is discussign vaginas, and possibly not wanting to chew on them exclusively.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 08:20:26 PM  
I don't know what the hell is going on in this thread, but I like it.

img246.imageshack.us

 
Uzzah 2008-08-06 08:24:23 PM  
b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

I wish it was bigger.

/that's what she said.

 
suicide 2008-08-06 08:26:16 PM  
dletter: Wow, either this is posted in the wrong thread, or I am REALLY missing something here.

All you need to know is that I'm done with that washed up and worn out biatch. Besides her claiming that I've been the only man shes been with, I should have known off the bat that when I nailed her on the first date, and screwing her was like a baseball bat in a garbage can she was used and abused.

 
dadio86 2008-08-06 08:36:16 PM  
I worked as a bartender at the Berkleigh Country Club in Pennsylvania when the LPGA came through.
These women had bigger penii than I do.

 
mackepayson 2008-08-06 09:23:57 PM  
Mentat: I don't know what the hell is going on in this thread, but I like it.

Some kind of hotel-function-room club or something?

 
xbattlewax 2008-08-06 09:24:50 PM  
Just last night I enjoyed the box of my girlfriend and her friend.

Today I am a damn happy man.

 
InmanRoshi 2008-08-06 09:36:33 PM  
I lived in an condo complex full of lesbians, and if I ever hear that "Closer to Fine" song again I'm jumping into oncoming traffic.

I liked the real hardcore butchy ones because they would invite me to their BBQ and beer parties and tell dirty jokes and stuff. My type of folks. The pain in the ass ones are just trying out the lesbian thing to spite men because they have some daddy complex .... you might as well print 'PIG' on your forehead with magic marker, because that's all they see anyway. And gawd help you if you ever get stuck in a corner talking to the vampire lesbian who reads WAY too much Ann Rice *shudder*.

 
cliffy 2008-08-06 09:44:18 PM  
I am not complaining, but I would really just like to understand how Fark Works. I have been here for a long time. I have member number 2590. I submitted this today with almost the same headline, and it was immediately rejected. How is it that the exact link is now accepted.

I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.

 
legion_of_doo 2008-08-06 10:42:48 PM  
How does Fark work?

I don't submit much crap. I got one greenlight for one of those typical J00z vs Arab "news" stories (is it really news if Jews and Arabs fight over shiat?)... and then the other one, some other stupid crap... maybe some hockey thing, maybe some other flame bait like j00 vs a-rab.

I don't try to get shiat greenlit. If I see it & I am amused & it has some snowball's chance in hell of not being submitted by someone else, I'll submit it... otherwise, I don't care.

/The lesson is: never try.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 12:01:19 AM  
meh heh heh...subby said "box".

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Tatsumaki Senpuu-Kyaku! 2008-08-07 01:30:17 AM  
cliffy:
I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.


From someone who has also been mostly lurking here since the 'early days' (over several different handles), the basic trend I've noticed of late is:

1. 'Humorous' headlines seem to be hit-or-miss. You're generally safe with puns though; the more groan-worthy the better.

2. Memes never grow old. Which is unfortunate for those of us with working brains who got sick of them after, say, the second time someone used it.

3. If all else fails, just follow the lead of every link on the politics page; find an article on a divisive topic (US Presidential election, Arab-Israeli conflict, etc.), don't even read it, and just write the most troll-tastic, flame-baiting headline you can think of.

 
Thanks for the Meme-ries 2008-08-07 01:52:09 AM  
Tatsumaki Senpuu-Kyaku!: cliffy:
I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.

From someone who has also been mostly lurking here since the 'early days' (over several different handles), the basic trend I've noticed of late is:

1. 'Humorous' headlines seem to be hit-or-miss. You're generally safe with puns though; the more groan-worthy the better.

2. Memes never grow old. Which is unfortunate for those of us with working brains who got sick of them after, say, the second time someone used it.

3. If all else fails, just follow the lead of every link on the politics page; find an article on a divisive topic (US Presidential election, Arab-Israeli conflict, etc.), don't even read it, and just write the most troll-tastic, flame-baiting headline you can think of.



After being on Fark for 7 years you should not need this:

i291.photobucket.com

/oh yeah, this is an old meme, just for you...

 
jiaxiaobo 2008-08-07 02:08:24 AM  
not irony

 
Dave Lister 2008-08-07 02:23:22 AM  
MasterThief: Maybe if she would try a dick or a rod or a... johnson...

Johnson?

/ Beaver?
// Uhhhh, you mean vagina...?
/// I mean, you know the guy?

 
DOW 2008-08-07 03:30:14 AM  
cliffy: I am not complaining, but I would really just like to understand how Fark Works. I have been here for a long time. I have member number 2590. I submitted this today with almost the same headline, and it was immediately rejected. How is it that the exact link is now accepted.

I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.


In the few years I've been here - in a nutshell, you have to mention that Duke sucks, Sarah Conner is being hunted by a robot, something about Drew / Wil Wheaton / beer, or that your dog wants steak. If you can get them all in one headline, you're gold.

I think it helps if you're a TFer, too.

/ got nothin'

 
WFern 2008-08-07 06:12:05 AM  
They've been airing a porno on Playboy TV for a couple days now called Eat My Box. I laughed pretty heartily the first time I saw that title, simply because it didn't even try for any form of subtlety.

That's my only contribution to this thread as I'm not familiar with the Indigo Girls. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-08-07 07:46:20 AM  
cliffy: I am not complaining, but I would really just like to understand how Fark Works. I have been here for a long time. I have member number 2590. I submitted this today with almost the same headline, and it was immediately rejected. How is it that the exact link is now accepted.

I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.


It's all a big circle jerk between the mods (in their attempt to feel important) and the Total Farkers, who they are celebrities.

 
therawuncut 2008-08-07 10:37:46 AM  
WFern: They've been airing a porno on Playboy TV for a couple days now called Eat My Box. I laughed pretty heartily the first time I saw that title, simply because it didn't even try for any form of subtlety.

That's my only contribution to this thread as I'm not familiar with the Indigo Girls. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?


Yes, please beat me senseless about the face and neck until I can no longer remember who they are.

 
jwnikita [TotalFark] 2008-08-07 11:05:17 AM  
Did anyone else read the next sentence in TFA.....
"because we want to experiment and we do a lot of electric stuff"

 
buckeyebrain 2008-08-07 11:26:02 AM  
Q: What has five arms and loves pussy?

A: The Indigo Girls and the drummer from Def Leppard.

 
BioGuy741 2008-08-07 12:52:09 PM  
buckeyebrain: Q: What has five arms and loves pussy?

A: The Indigo Girls and the drummer from Def Leppard.


img40.picoodle.com

 
Rose Red 2008-08-07 01:26:59 PM  
Nemo's Brother: cliffy: I am not complaining, but I would really just like to understand how Fark Works. I have been here for a long time. I have member number 2590. I submitted this today with almost the same headline, and it was immediately rejected. How is it that the exact link is now accepted.

I really do not want much, but I have never had one single link approved in over 7 years.

Someone please just explain it to me, and I will shut up.

It's all a big circle jerk between the mods (in their attempt to feel important) and the Total Farkers, who they are celebrities.


This, and DOW's post. Suck it up!

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2008-08-07 06:28:59 PM  
Thanks for the Meme-ries: this is an old meme

Yeah, but it's sooo threadbare.

/No it isn't. Keep 'em coming.

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2008-08-07 06:29:51 PM  
cliffy: I submitted this today with almost the same headline, and it was immediately rejected. How is it that the exact link is now accepted.

Drew hates yew?

 
hot boxing flying daggers 2008-08-08 09:26:16 AM  
Personally, I find that their music outlicks their lyrical discharges.

 
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