stumpskank


Beer = keboard, you know the drill

stumpskank. her actual name just became completely superfluous.

i am amused.

Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses to earn knighthood have to be pissed.

STUMPSKANK

The new "Best.Fark.Nickname.Evar"

Absolute Hotness!

+1 Subby

Submitter: stumpskank

I LOL'd, srsly

Dear Penthouse Letters:

I met a girl at a party the other night. She said her name was "Stumpskank", but I didn't believe her. Oh, how wrong I was. When we got back to her place she...

Proof that Paul is awesome.

Lennon is jealous from beyond.

/troll
//not

Subby you win, and this is for you:

Mugato [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-05 06:27:06 PM
Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses STUMPSKANKS to earn knighthood have to be pissed to not have rescued a STUMPSKANK.

I know the feeling

SUBBY, this ones for YOU

good job

And somewhere Mick and Keef laugh and laugh and laugh .......

you know i think we all decided McCartney was a megafoole
for marrying that partial person without a prenup
and he pretty much got what he deserved
for being such a moron


still, she is a hateful biitch
and we'll always love paul

but come on dude.
64 and still now clue?

Subby wins a brazillion internets for coining the best term ever to describe Heather Mills. Too bad this thread's stuck in the Showbiz tab ghetto.

CheddarPants [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-05 09:56:45 PM
Subby wins a brazillion internets for coining the best term ever to describe Heather Mills. Too bad this thread's stuck in the Showbiz tab ghetto.

What you said

/I hate "THIS"

This should be on the main page. It would get a hell of a lot more hits. It would be a much more funny thread with the added input

Um I think this is a little unfair. He wife more then deserved half of his money. As does any young wife of someone one rich that files for divorces quickly after marriage, or once they crap out at least one kid...A-Rod's ex anyone??

WTFDYW: This should be on the main page. It would get a hell of a lot more hits. It would be a much more funny thread with the added input

So you mean TotalFarkers don't have any influence over this sort of thing?
You don't get Drew's home phone number with a TF subscription?

Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh?

Admiral Digby: And somewhere Mick and Keef laugh and laugh and laugh .......

And then start thinking about writing songs for their exes, but saying "no, no, no" instead of "yeah, yeah, yeah."

As much as I hate following overused cliches, I feel that subby truly deserves this:

Which rock star has the hottest ex-wives?

"Stumpskank!"

"MOM! I learned a new word on the internets!"

Live and Leg Die?

Paulie knows it's almost impossible for a one-legged woman to stop a guilt spiral.

She's got a leg up on life.

Long Jeanne Silver would like a word with Subby.

bearded clamorer: Long Jeanne Silver would like a word with Subby.

Um, wow.

How did the 70's go by and I missed THAT? (NSFW link!)

"Silver picks up a gay guy, brings him home, and shoves her leg down his puckered ass."

Yep. Apparently stumpstank is not a new concept.

skank. StumpsKank.

Hector Remarkable: skank. StumpsKank.

LOL

Best Fark word since "penisgargle."

ALL YOU NEED IS STUMP!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!

Heh. That'll be in a dictionary soon. Brilliant.

>CrotchBeard: Heh. That'll be in a dictionary soon. Brilliant.

Not yet, but it should be (new window)

GD that was funny. Well done Subby. Well done!

All you need is love.
All you need is $50 million dollars you stumpskank a job and a haircut..
All you need is a job and a haircut

I laughed so much at this headline. Funniest one I've seen in a while.

it's called "my soul"?
my guess is that was misheard and is a misspelling.
it's probably "my sole" and is about how his ex is like the dog crap on the sole of his shoe.
*sniff* paul,...always the romantic.

I'm so glad I wandered off the Not News tab tonight. I learned a new word! Thanks, smitty!

/I wonder if Paul nicknamed her Eileen?
//if Yoko had one leg, she'd be Irene
///I'll stop now

Dull Cow Eyes: ALL YOU NEED IS STUMP!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!

All together now...!

Oh, hell yes. Subby, you win one internets.

/I once dated a stumpskank so I'm getting a kick out of these replies
//no, srsly

How about...

ALL YOU NEED IS A PRENUP

I know it's the fashionable thing to hate on Paul McCartney, but I like him. He always comes off as a genuinely nice guy.

Sure, he's recorded some less-than-challenging music. He's also done plenty of good material. People deify Lennon, but Lennon went a bit off his rocker. He got bitter and political, and turned out some music with Yoko that just is painful to listen to. Paul on the other hand, remained a family man and was content to crank out his silly love songs with Linda. How can you hate on that?

If I were to pick a favorite Beatle, Paul would be it.

Mugato: Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses to earn knighthood have to be pissed.

Hum, me thinks a tad o' reading about the knights REAL behavior might do you some good. They were, basically, the gangs of New York of the middle ages - rape, pillage, murder unless you paid their protection money.

I LOL'd...nice one, subby.

(new window)

Well, that didn't take long! 3 and counting. Nicely done, subby!

Win, win, some more win, win again, and win some more.

/win

/LOLZ

Allow me to be one of the countless Farkers to say that you win, Subby. You win.