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(New York Daily News) Obvious Sir Paul McCartney writes new song about ex-wife, tentatively called "All you need is $50 million dollars you stumpskank"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 50
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WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 05:55:29 PM  
stumpskank


Beer = keboard, you know the drill

 
filth [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 06:06:29 PM  
stumpskank. her actual name just became completely superfluous.

i am amused.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 06:27:06 PM  
Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses to earn knighthood have to be pissed.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 06:38:43 PM  
STUMPSKANK

The new "Best.Fark.Nickname.Evar"

Absolute Hotness!

+1 Subby

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 06:40:29 PM  

No such user 'STUMPSKANK'. Tastes like chicken.

 
TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 07:27:07 PM  
img361.imageshack.us

 
LordPistachio 2008-08-05 08:24:35 PM  
Submitter: stumpskank

I LOL'd, srsly

 
Bufu [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:00:42 PM  
Dear Penthouse Letters:

I met a girl at a party the other night. She said her name was "Stumpskank", but I didn't believe her. Oh, how wrong I was. When we got back to her place she...

 
phlegmography 2008-08-05 09:41:31 PM  
Proof that Paul is awesome.

Lennon is jealous from beyond.

/troll
//not

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:44:56 PM  
Subby you win, and this is for you:

www.storiesofwisdom.com

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:45:13 PM  
Mugato [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-05 06:27:06 PM
Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses STUMPSKANKS to earn knighthood have to be pissed to not have rescued a STUMPSKANK.

I know the feeling

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:51:09 PM  
SUBBY, this ones for YOU

good jobimg517.imageshack.us

 
Admiral Digby 2008-08-05 09:51:49 PM  
And somewhere Mick and Keef laugh and laugh and laugh .......

 
davynelson 2008-08-05 09:53:55 PM  
you know i think we all decided McCartney was a megafoole
for marrying that partial person without a prenup
and he pretty much got what he deserved
for being such a moron


still, she is a hateful biitch
and we'll always love paul

but come on dude.
64 and still now clue?

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:56:45 PM  
Subby wins a brazillion internets for coining the best term ever to describe Heather Mills. Too bad this thread's stuck in the Showbiz tab ghetto.

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 09:59:13 PM  
CheddarPants [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-05 09:56:45 PM
Subby wins a brazillion internets for coining the best term ever to describe Heather Mills. Too bad this thread's stuck in the Showbiz tab ghetto.


What you said

/I hate "THIS"

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 10:02:15 PM  
This should be on the main page. It would get a hell of a lot more hits. It would be a much more funny thread with the added input

 
Tackboard 2008-08-05 10:10:28 PM  
Um I think this is a little unfair. He wife more then deserved half of his money. As does any young wife of someone one rich that files for divorces quickly after marriage, or once they crap out at least one kid...A-Rod's ex anyone??

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-08-05 10:10:42 PM  
WTFDYW: This should be on the main page. It would get a hell of a lot more hits. It would be a much more funny thread with the added input

So you mean TotalFarkers don't have any influence over this sort of thing?
You don't get Drew's home phone number with a TF subscription?

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2008-08-05 10:19:39 PM  
i292.photobucket.com

Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh?

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 10:21:32 PM  
Admiral Digby: And somewhere Mick and Keef laugh and laugh and laugh .......

And then start thinking about writing songs for their exes, but saying "no, no, no" instead of "yeah, yeah, yeah."

 
Tui 2008-08-05 10:35:22 PM  
As much as I hate following overused cliches, I feel that subby truly deserves this:

i6.photobucket.com

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-08-05 10:37:56 PM  
Which rock star has the hottest ex-wives?

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-08-05 10:38:47 PM  
"Stumpskank!"

"MOM! I learned a new word on the internets!"

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2008-08-05 10:39:23 PM  
Live and Leg Die?

 
Dear Jerk 2008-08-05 10:41:47 PM  
Paulie knows it's almost impossible for a one-legged woman to stop a guilt spiral.

 
Aboleth 2008-08-05 10:52:52 PM  
She's got a leg up on life.

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-05 11:03:25 PM  
Long Jeanne Silver would like a word with Subby.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-08-05 11:13:49 PM  
bearded clamorer: Long Jeanne Silver would like a word with Subby.

Um, wow.

How did the 70's go by and I missed THAT? (NSFW link!)

"Silver picks up a gay guy, brings him home, and shoves her leg down his puckered ass."

Yep. Apparently stumpstank is not a new concept.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-08-05 11:15:05 PM  
skank. StumpsKank.

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-05 11:25:32 PM  
Hector Remarkable: skank. StumpsKank.

LOL

 
Ironclad2 2008-08-05 11:29:06 PM  
Best Fark word since "penisgargle."

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-08-05 11:49:49 PM  
ALL YOU NEED IS STUMP!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!

 
CrotchBeard 2008-08-05 11:52:18 PM  
Heh. That'll be in a dictionary soon. Brilliant.

 
shackelford 2008-08-06 12:13:29 AM  
>CrotchBeard: Heh. That'll be in a dictionary soon. Brilliant.

Not yet, but it should be (new window)

 
fivenodes 2008-08-06 12:56:45 AM  
GD that was funny. Well done Subby. Well done!

 
drunk_bouncnbaloruber 2008-08-06 12:58:27 AM  
www.mycrimespace.com

All you need is love.
All you need is $50 million dollars you stumpskank a job and a haircut..
All you need is a job and a haircut

 
CigaretteSmokingMan 2008-08-06 01:07:20 AM  
i172.photobucket.com

 
TrekRat [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 01:11:26 AM  
I laughed so much at this headline. Funniest one I've seen in a while.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 01:30:35 AM  
it's called "my soul"?
my guess is that was misheard and is a misspelling.
it's probably "my sole" and is about how his ex is like the dog crap on the sole of his shoe.
*sniff* paul,...always the romantic.

 
outatime 2008-08-06 03:05:05 AM  
I'm so glad I wandered off the Not News tab tonight. I learned a new word! Thanks, smitty!

/I wonder if Paul nicknamed her Eileen?
//if Yoko had one leg, she'd be Irene
///I'll stop now

 
just_intonation 2008-08-06 03:24:48 AM  
Dull Cow Eyes: ALL YOU NEED IS STUMP!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!
STUMP IS ALL YOU NEED!


All together now...!

Oh, hell yes. Subby, you win one internets.

/I once dated a stumpskank so I'm getting a kick out of these replies
//no, srsly

 
hugram 2008-08-06 09:22:41 AM  
How about...

ALL YOU NEED IS A PRENUP

 
GibbyTheMole 2008-08-06 10:04:20 AM  
I know it's the fashionable thing to hate on Paul McCartney, but I like him. He always comes off as a genuinely nice guy.

Sure, he's recorded some less-than-challenging music. He's also done plenty of good material. People deify Lennon, but Lennon went a bit off his rocker. He got bitter and political, and turned out some music with Yoko that just is painful to listen to. Paul on the other hand, remained a family man and was content to crank out his silly love songs with Linda. How can you hate on that?

If I were to pick a favorite Beatle, Paul would be it.

 
dhudd 2008-08-06 10:20:43 AM  
Mugato: Does anyone else find the custom of knighting pop stars hilarious? The old school knights who had to slay dragons and rescue princesses to earn knighthood have to be pissed.

Hum, me thinks a tad o' reading about the knights REAL behavior might do you some good. They were, basically, the gangs of New York of the middle ages - rape, pillage, murder unless you paid their protection money.

 
vichuck [TotalFark] 2008-08-06 11:21:38 AM  
I LOL'd...nice one, subby.

 
floorpie 2008-08-06 12:43:24 PM  
www.fastanddirty.ca (new window)

Well, that didn't take long! 3 and counting. Nicely done, subby!

 
NimbleWalrus 2008-08-06 02:12:13 PM  
i175.photobucket.com

 
viccellini 2008-08-06 11:19:29 PM  
Win, win, some more win, win again, and win some more.

/win

/LOLZ

 
Peter_From_Moose_Jaw 2008-08-09 01:53:30 AM  
Allow me to be one of the countless Farkers to say that you win, Subby. You win.

 
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