yawn

lawn

$10? I had to pay $20 on United.

It's getting old, but was still good for a chuckle.

+1. Awesome headline.

I have always wanted to slide down those things

/not in emergency just for fun

As airlines cut costs corners this is going to be more common, as will crashes.

We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

400 Oak Street

At least their luggage wasn't at risk as it was probably on a different flight.

"Please wait until after you've evacuated to evacuate yo bowels."

It would be funny if it weren't true.

/Death to the Airline industry.
/I'm walking
/Or taking the bus
/or Train.

At least that's cheaper than the bag lunch they make available for optional purchase.

Nah, steal the unfinished booze and hide in the bathroom during the evacuation.

Someone smoking in the cabin, no doubt.

TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

Any Mad Men fans out there?

Now arriving at Gate 5....Gate 6...Gate 7...

What is the fee for Fecal Evacuation (use of toilet)?

PLEASE somebody explain to me why we can bring 4 3oz. bottles of liquid on a plane, but not 1 12 oz. bottle?? WHY??

Also, if Southwest will let me jump on an earlier flight for free, why does Delta charge me $100 if I want to do that? WHY??

ALSO, .... (could go on forever)

/used to love flying
//now, it makes me want to kill myself.

Love the headline.

StoneG: At least their luggage wasn't at risk as it was probably on a different flightstill on the ground.

FTFY

Drakin020: TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

But flying is so relaxing! Just sitting up there, a couple thousand feet above the ground at a high speed rate. It's fun to look out the window at the clouds as they pass on by. You can meet new people too! Easy to start up a conversation with the guy next to you, maybe ask him why he feels ill and is perspiring and coughing a lot?

/Loves flying

ten

ten dollar

ten dollar plane crash

Completely off topic: I turned off Ad Block to get some other page to work and didn't turn it on before coming to fark... dear god this site is hideous when covered in ads.

/turns ad block back on.

I wonder if the fees and general angst of modern flying has created a new psychosis among the flying population - maybe that's why so many asshats attack exit doors these days.

TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't tell me that....

My kids are flying on their own next week to see their Grandma. I'd like a few more safe flights please.

Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: I have always wanted to slide down those things

/not in emergency just for fun

OR you could do like Heffer in that episode of Rocko's Modern Life and go down the inflatable slide both in an emergency and for fun.

/WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
//WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

And in one thread up we've got seats dislodging during flight.

The smoke in the cabin thing reminds me of our flight from Ft. Stewart to Kuwait. We were taking some C-5s from a Germany stopover to Kuwait and smoke started filling the passenger area, so we turned around and landed again. About 6 hours later we re-boarded and took off. I asked one of the crew what was causing the smoke. His reply? "what smoke?"

TheSilverOne: Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: I have always wanted to slide down those things

/not in emergency just for fun

OR you could do like Heffer in that episode of Rocko's Modern Life and go down the inflatable slide both in an emergency and for fun.

/WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
//WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanted to post that but I couldn't find a picture!

With Ex-LAX, the evacuation slide is free.

NSFW (new window)

Do they get a gift certificate for a personal injury lawyer?

gorgor: With Ex-LAX, the evacuation slide is free.

NSFW (new window)

No way am I clicking on that.

Who farted?

martijannetti: Any Mad Men fans out there?

Make sure we pull all the Mohawk adds tomorrow.

This is what happens when you allow infants on board, and they smoke.

StoneG: At least their luggage wasn't at risk as it was probably on a different flight.

I LOL'd.
+1

Aar1012: Drakin020: TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

But flying is so relaxing! Just sitting up there, a couple thousand feet above the ground at a high speed rate. It's fun to look out the window at the clouds as they pass on by. You can meet new people too! Easy to start up a conversation with the guy next to you, maybe ask him why he feels ill and is perspiring and coughing a lot?

/Loves flying

You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.....

...I said "bong"!

gorgor: -LAX

My man, I expected the worst, and you did not dissapoint!

Bra.... .........vo

Where are you, P.T Barnum?

I admit, I chuckled.

+1

scared of flying? Xanax and a shot of Jack Daniels will make it a lot more bearable...

mmmmmmm bears...

Drakin020: Aar1012: Drakin020: TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

But flying is so relaxing! Just sitting up there, a couple thousand feet above the ground at a high speed rate. It's fun to look out the window at the clouds as they pass on by. You can meet new people too! Easy to start up a conversation with the guy next to you, maybe ask him why he feels ill and is perspiring and coughing a lot?

/Loves flying

You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance.....

Could I get it in diet please?

Watching it live on CNN now. Plane is gone cops are leaving, non news.

Back to work.

Drakin020: Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

I'm flying tomorrow on AA to Tokyo ... realllly feeling confident at this point.

MIKELIVE: Drakin020: Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

I'm flying tomorrow on AA to Tokyo ... realllly feeling confident at this point.

You've got nothing to worry about. A trans-pacific flight operated by a U.S. flag carrier has NEVER crashed in the modern aviation era. You're totally safe.

Drakin020: TheSignPost: We're about due for another major airline catastrophe. Been quite a few "near misses" and "angry psychos wrestling to open the door at 30,000 feet" incidents.

Stay tuned.

Don't say that. I'm supposed to fly Sept 11th for my brothers wedding...And I HATE flying.

This. I am flying AA next weekend.