It was a pretty sexy garbage truck.

I bet that junk was getting packed into the chute pretty tight.

Rule #34.

Foster said he had been in an apartment and had gone outside to drink some alcohol and smoke,

At 7:15am?

I think that's your problem chief.

brb, gotta go get dad...

LSD is a hell of a drug.

He could have saved himself the embarrassment by subscribing to landfill-lust.com.

You can get arrested for that?

dang, there goes my weekend.

I had no clue it was illegal.

Was he at least hot? Or just wacked out wierd?

If being naked and fondling myself while following a garbage truck is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I almost choked on my sandwich reading that headline. God bless you, made-for-fark naked guy.

Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick...

littlett's: Was he at least hot? Or just wacked out wierd?

Wait, do hot guy have the right to follow garbage trucks while fondling themselves as opposed to ugly guys?

Rule ... Oh fark you, Nina_Hartley's_Ass, beat me to it X\

I pictured him running on the street after a garbage truck naked while he jerked it. Is that what happened?

Why the fark is it so illegal to touch yourself? I dont understand what the big deal is. He's not hurting anyone, hes not stealing or assaulting anyone. Let the man jerk off. What the fark.

improvius: Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick...

who enjoyed a pull on his stick
he chased a dump truck
while playing with his junk
and now has a Benton Jail bunk.

improvius: "Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick..."

...A perv not content just to pantylick...

"Being inebriated, naked and masturbating while following a trash truck is no way to go through life son...unless you can call it performance art and get reimbursed for it."

he had been in an apartment he then realized he locked himself out and walked over urinated just as the garbage truck pulled up....mmmm

That guy has a bad case of Attention-deficit disorder.

Wife must have found his porn stash and threw it in the garbage.

EsteeFlwrPot: Why the fark is it so illegal to touch yourself? I dont understand what the big deal is. He's not hurting anyone, hes not stealing or assaulting anyone. Let the man jerk off. What the fark.

Above all else, what would the children think? They are the only ones who matter. They'll become emotionally crippled deviants who'll never have a "healthy" relationship if they see something that grotesque...

M0nkeyp0x: littlett's: Was he at least hot? Or just wacked out wierd?

Wait, do hot guy have the right to follow garbage trucks while fondling themselves as opposed to ugly guys?

That would be correct. Or at least it would be easier on the eyes at the very minimum.

wouln´t wanna live in a place where you get arrested for sissicrap like that. america sucks

A naked Kennewick man, one might say?

came for the golfclap pic of emilio and charlie in men at work...have been let down.

Jesus built my hybrid: Wife must have found his porn stash and threw it in the garbage.

That or the smell of the garbage truck reminded him of his wife :)

Waste is a terrible thing to mind.

gorgor: Jesus built my hybrid: Wife must have found his porn stash and threw it in the garbage.

That or the smell of the garbage truck reminded him of his wife :)

You never cease to amaze me!

/where's the pic?

Facetious_Speciest: A naked Kennewick man, one might say?

Argh. I came here to post that photo. Once again I'm too slow, dammit.

Maybe I can come back later to laugh at the "OMG the original Native Americans were white guys" crowd...

Rattle, Rattle, Clink-clank, Clink-Clank Clunk!!!

Indeed!!

/Had a album of children's songs as a boy with "The Garbage Man" song on it.
//I still remember most of the song.

unchellmatt: improvius: "Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick..."

...A perv not content just to pantylick...

Who liked to wear bras...

Rickenbacker: gorgor: Jesus built my hybrid: Wife must have found his porn stash and threw it in the garbage.

That or the smell of the garbage truck reminded him of his wife :)

You never cease to amaze me!

/where's the pic?

NSFW (new window)

Facetious_Speciest: A naked Kennewick man, one might say?

As phaseolus said...I've been beaten to the punch. But a tip of the cap (a metaphorical fedora perhaps) to you.

And just for kicks...

Clovis is Solutrean!

The Tri-Cities are so farking boring, you really can't blame the guy.

/Great wine region, though.

There is nothing quite as hot as a garbage truck.

Hack Patooey: unchellmatt: improvius: "Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick..."

...A perv not content just to pantylick...

Who liked to wear bras...

And ignore all the laws..

was this the truck?



/hotlinked

madcan34: "Hack Patooey: unchellmatt: improvius: "Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick..."

...A perv not content just to pantylick...

Who liked to wear bras...

And ignore all the laws.."

Screamed "RULE 34!" then grabbed his dick.

OR:

"Thus 1204 Farkers just had'ta' click."

madcan34: Hack Patooey: unchellmatt: improvius: "Let's see if this works:



There once was a young man in Kennewick..."

...A perv not content just to pantylick...

Who liked to wear bras...

And ignore all the laws..

While drinking and fondling his...

/crap, I am about to move to Kennewick! First people killing pregnant women, now this!

think this was the garbage truck.

protectyourlimbs: think this was the garbage truck.

I cackled.

Tiberius Gracchus: Facetious_Speciest: A naked Kennewick man, one might say?

As phaseolus said...I've been beaten to the punch. But a tip of the cap (a metaphorical fedora perhaps) to you.


Ditto.


And just for kicks...

Clovis is Solutrean!
______
Ack! Kill, Kill, kill- stab-itty stab-itty.

You said that JUST to get me riled up, didn't you? :-P

Sarcastica75:

A sign all this not doing work in work is what I am meant to do...

Live 2 minutes from Kennewick...getting a kick, etc.

Actually, this would be closer to Rule #36.

Maybe it was Phil Spector's garbage truck and there were naked girls in his trash...

Facetious_Speciest: A naked Kennewick man, one might say?

Tiberius Gracchus: Clovis is Solutrean!


ARCHAEOLOGISTS!

/jealous y'all beat me to it