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(Reuters) Cool World's smallest snake discovered in Barbados. Surprisingly, it wasn't attached to somebody driving a Hummer   (reuters.com) divider line 93
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MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 07:28:41 PM  
Awwwwww how cute.

 
redqueenmeg 2008-08-03 07:35:18 PM  
I've only had half a beer, so that means the headline is funny in and of itself.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-08-03 07:40:08 PM  
Any headline that draws attention to the "shortcomings" of Hummer owners gets a +1 from me.

 
Alacritous [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 07:44:05 PM  
Thank god is wasn't the snakes on a plane headline.

 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 07:53:36 PM  
FTFA The new species, named Leptotyphlops carlae, is smaller than any of the other 3,100 previously known snake species, according to Pennsylvania State University biologist Blair Hedges, who also had helped find the world's smallest frog and lizard.

Wow, I gotta hand it to this guy. One day he says, "I'm gonna find the smallest of this animal"..and does so!

ebooks.adelaide.edu.au

No comment.


www.aquariumdrunkard.com

Ditto.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 07:57:22 PM  
I want to train a bunch of those to leap out of my urethra whenever they hear's the first notes of Auld Lang Syne for New Year's Eve Parties.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:03:58 PM  
brap: I want to train a bunch of those to leap out of my urethra whenever they hear's the first notes of Auld Lang Syne for New Year's Eve Parties.

Is it bad I found that hot?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:20:08 PM  
FTA: "Scientists have identified the world's smallest snake -- a reptile about 4 inches long and as thin as spaghetti that was found lurking under a rock on the Caribbean island of Barbados."

#1 Since when does spaghetti lurk under Barbados rocks?

#2 How do the snakes taste with Ragu?

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-08-03 08:23:58 PM  
Damn! Just submitted the same story (on another site) with what I was sure would be a weiner... er winner of a headline (claiming that it was found in Robbie Williams' speedos, if you must know). Ah well, can't win 'em all, I guess.

 
chuggernaught 2008-08-03 08:29:22 PM  
*Hummer drives by...*

Dude, sorry about your tiny penis.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:32:58 PM  
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the_knutsens 2008-08-03 08:38:53 PM  
nice jorb subby

 
mandyer 2008-08-03 08:40:53 PM  
The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.

 
HoyaSaxa 2008-08-03 08:41:11 PM  
First thought was "Gone in 60 Seconds", not the penis.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:43:51 PM  
Stupid scientists. I'm pretty sure that's just a worm.

 
shark131 2008-08-03 08:45:48 PM  
Nice title. I hate hummers with a passion.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:48:44 PM  
You can also find them on Samuel L. Jackson's RC airplane.

 
technicolor-misfit 2008-08-03 08:48:54 PM  
mandyer - The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.



So it IS true that guys with tiny weens are kind of touchy and uptight.

 
StellaOS 2008-08-03 08:50:05 PM  
I must thank the subby for at least getting a smile out of me when I have been having such a shiatty day.

+1

 
Burn14Me 2008-08-03 08:51:05 PM  
so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 08:51:59 PM  
You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

 
bookman 2008-08-03 08:52:22 PM  
mandyer Quote 2008-08-03 08:40:53 PM
The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.


There's something strangely obsessive and - let's face it - just plain kinky about people who constantly think about the sizes of Hummer driver penii. I'm sure that Freud would have a field day. (Probably something about having been traumatized as a small child by seeing Daddy eating Mommy's toilet snakes....)

 
bookman 2008-08-03 08:54:15 PM  
Burn14Me Quote 2008-08-03 08:51:05 PM
so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...


Yep. I drive a Prius and I have to attach a small trailer to it to haul my junk around...

/yes, it's that long...

 
MidnightSkulker 2008-08-03 08:58:15 PM  
So... how long before I can get one as a pet?

 
BLCoakley 2008-08-03 08:58:21 PM  
randomizetimer:You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

How much did Drew pay you for that plug?

/+1, subby

 
sh4m4n 2008-08-03 08:58:53 PM  
Best Headline Ever.

Massive Props to subby.

 
r0bVious 2008-08-03 09:00:20 PM  
randomizetimer: You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

Then how am I going to buy my ramen?!

-1 for you, sir. --No, don't even question it.

/LITE POWER!

 
Burn14Me 2008-08-03 09:00:59 PM  
bookman: Burn14Me Quote 2008-08-03 08:51:05 PM
so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...

Yep. I drive a Prius and I have to attach a small trailer to it to haul my junk around...

/yes, it's that long...


i find that counter intuitive, wouldn't it be more appropriate to drive a large vehicle to haul your junk around? The fuel effiency of a prius and a attached trailer can't be good. some how i think that people who drive those compac's have small penis's because you really can't sit spread eagle in them as you would need to if you really did have a large package. maybe all these hummer bashers are jus angry because their not gifted.

 
jjpat 2008-08-03 09:02:14 PM  
Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?

 
Horsebolt McStabledoor 2008-08-03 09:04:04 PM  
www.guerillastickers.com
/hotlinked
//because someone had to

 
Anti_illuminati [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:04:49 PM  
jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?

Permanent yeast infections.

 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-08-03 09:06:05 PM  
Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:09:44 PM  
Is Subby saying I should be driving a hummer?

 
mikaloyd 2008-08-03 09:29:56 PM  
Subby is hummerphobic

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:34:35 PM  
Weird how the snake just happened to be under a rock and on top of a shiny quarter. I found a snake about that size in my garden a few years ago...I thought it was an earthworm but upon closer inspection it was a obviously a reptile. Probably a baby. I put it in a jar and named it Sammy but because I didn't know what to feed it it died about a week later. I tossed it in the garbage....I miss Sammy.

I drive a Nissan Maxima...is that relevant?

/Also a wee bit drunk

 
RoadRunnr 2008-08-03 09:35:51 PM  
StellaOS: I must thank the subby for at least getting a smile out of me when I have been having such a shiatty day.

+1


I am sorry that you are having such a shiatty day.

 
subfactorial [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:37:02 PM  
mandyer: The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.


Sorry to hear about your tiny penis.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-08-03 09:38:41 PM  
Brockway

ive located the source of your defensiveness:

www.mitchelaneous.com

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:41:49 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: Brockway

ive located the source of your defensiveness:


MMMM...meat by-products shaped like little penises.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-08-03 09:43:14 PM  
jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?


no

they have small penises.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:44:45 PM  
re-elect_jimmy_carter: jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?


no

they have small penisesinverted nipples.


FIFM

 
Single White Male 2008-08-03 09:45:14 PM  
TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-08-03 09:47:25 PM  
Single White Male: TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.


i ride a girl's 3 speed with a special sidecar setup to handle the extra weight.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 09:47:35 PM  
Single White Male: TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.


Thank god for sun roofs...no unnecessary bending

 
octopi 2008-08-03 10:03:24 PM  
thanks BRAP. You owe a lot of people a lot of keyboreds.

 
Arnold T Pants 2008-08-03 10:06:01 PM  
People that project the size of penises based on their car have small penises. That, and they are pissed that they look like a douche in their little car.

 
ChadManMn 2008-08-03 10:16:57 PM  
Subby, Hummer envy is a terrible thing.

 
Josu 2008-08-03 10:23:30 PM  
ChadManMn: Subby, Hummer envy is a terrible thing.

Don't confuse derision with envy.

 
re-elect_jimmy_carter 2008-08-03 10:25:35 PM  
Arnold T Pants: People that project the size of penises based on their car have small penises. That, and they are pissed that they look like a douche in their little car.

its not a matter of people relating cars to penis sizes, it's a matter of motive behind purchase of a specific vehicle.

the motive of the hummer buyer is for overcompensation..it's like the mildly retarded redneck version of a ferrari as far as driver architypes go.

a hummer really has no practical value except making you look like a jackass...even if it were the least expensive vehicle on the market it would still scream to the high hills: SMALL DICK!

 
SilverVendetta 2008-08-03 10:25:55 PM  
"Pennsylvania State University biologist Blair Hedges, who also had helped find the world's smallest frog and lizard."

This guy has a degree in finding really tiny things. Obsession or acceptance?

 
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