Awwwwww how cute.

I've only had half a beer, so that means the headline is funny in and of itself.

Any headline that draws attention to the "shortcomings" of Hummer owners gets a +1 from me.

Thank god is wasn't the snakes on a plane headline.

FTFA The new species, named Leptotyphlops carlae, is smaller than any of the other 3,100 previously known snake species, according to Pennsylvania State University biologist Blair Hedges, who also had helped find the world's smallest frog and lizard.

Wow, I gotta hand it to this guy. One day he says, "I'm gonna find the smallest of this animal"..and does so!



No comment.




Ditto.

I want to train a bunch of those to leap out of my urethra whenever they hear's the first notes of Auld Lang Syne for New Year's Eve Parties.

brap: I want to train a bunch of those to leap out of my urethra whenever they hear's the first notes of Auld Lang Syne for New Year's Eve Parties.

Is it bad I found that hot?

FTA: "Scientists have identified the world's smallest snake -- a reptile about 4 inches long and as thin as spaghetti that was found lurking under a rock on the Caribbean island of Barbados."

#1 Since when does spaghetti lurk under Barbados rocks?

#2 How do the snakes taste with Ragu?

Damn! Just submitted the same story (on another site) with what I was sure would be a weiner... er winner of a headline (claiming that it was found in Robbie Williams' speedos, if you must know). Ah well, can't win 'em all, I guess.

*Hummer drives by...*

Dude, sorry about your tiny penis.

nice jorb subby

The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.

First thought was "Gone in 60 Seconds", not the penis.

Stupid scientists. I'm pretty sure that's just a worm.

Nice title. I hate hummers with a passion.

You can also find them on Samuel L. Jackson's RC airplane.

mandyer - The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.


So it IS true that guys with tiny weens are kind of touchy and uptight.

I must thank the subby for at least getting a smile out of me when I have been having such a shiatty day.

+1

so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...

You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

mandyer Quote 2008-08-03 08:40:53 PM
The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.

There's something strangely obsessive and - let's face it - just plain kinky about people who constantly think about the sizes of Hummer driver penii. I'm sure that Freud would have a field day. (Probably something about having been traumatized as a small child by seeing Daddy eating Mommy's toilet snakes....)

Burn14Me Quote 2008-08-03 08:51:05 PM
so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...

Yep. I drive a Prius and I have to attach a small trailer to it to haul my junk around...

/yes, it's that long...

So... how long before I can get one as a pet?

randomizetimer:You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

How much did Drew pay you for that plug?

/+1, subby

Best Headline Ever.

Massive Props to subby.

randomizetimer: You liters are so cute with your +1 ones. Don't you know silly liters that voting is for TF. It only takes $5 a month.

Then how am I going to buy my ramen?!

-1 for you, sir. --No, don't even question it.

/LITE POWER!

bookman: Burn14Me Quote 2008-08-03 08:51:05 PM
so wait what? if you drive small eco friendly cars you have a large penis? dam i didn't get that memo...

Yep. I drive a Prius and I have to attach a small trailer to it to haul my junk around...

/yes, it's that long...

i find that counter intuitive, wouldn't it be more appropriate to drive a large vehicle to haul your junk around? The fuel effiency of a prius and a attached trailer can't be good. some how i think that people who drive those compac's have small penis's because you really can't sit spread eagle in them as you would need to if you really did have a large package. maybe all these hummer bashers are jus angry because their not gifted.

Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?

/hotlinked
//because someone had to

jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?

Permanent yeast infections.

Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

Is Subby saying I should be driving a hummer?

Subby is hummerphobic

Weird how the snake just happened to be under a rock and on top of a shiny quarter. I found a snake about that size in my garden a few years ago...I thought it was an earthworm but upon closer inspection it was a obviously a reptile. Probably a baby. I put it in a jar and named it Sammy but because I didn't know what to feed it it died about a week later. I tossed it in the garbage....I miss Sammy.

I drive a Nissan Maxima...is that relevant?

/Also a wee bit drunk

StellaOS: I must thank the subby for at least getting a smile out of me when I have been having such a shiatty day.

+1

I am sorry that you are having such a shiatty day.

mandyer: The Hummer jokes were old years ago. Now I don't even get the tiny chuckle I used to get.

/Not a Hummer driver. Hate the new "Hummers". The HMMWV is a Hummer in my book. The shiat GM's been cranking out is a whole line of glorified Tahoes and Trailblazers.
//Own 2 Chevys. People have pulled the same "Silverado=tiny penis" shiat on me.

Sorry to hear about your tiny penis.

Brockway

ive located the source of your defensiveness:

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Brockway

ive located the source of your defensiveness:

MMMM...meat by-products shaped like little penises.

jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?


no

they have small penises.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: jjpat: Do women who drive Hummers have narrow vaginas?


no

they have small penisesinverted nipples.

FIFM

TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.

Single White Male: TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.

i ride a girl's 3 speed with a special sidecar setup to handle the extra weight.

Single White Male: TheGreatGazoo: Yeah, I drive a Honda Insight, and I had to get the seat modified to handle it.

You too? We should start a club.

Thank god for sun roofs...no unnecessary bending

thanks BRAP. You owe a lot of people a lot of keyboreds.

People that project the size of penises based on their car have small penises. That, and they are pissed that they look like a douche in their little car.

Subby, Hummer envy is a terrible thing.

ChadManMn: Subby, Hummer envy is a terrible thing.

Don't confuse derision with envy.

Arnold T Pants: People that project the size of penises based on their car have small penises. That, and they are pissed that they look like a douche in their little car.

its not a matter of people relating cars to penis sizes, it's a matter of motive behind purchase of a specific vehicle.

the motive of the hummer buyer is for overcompensation..it's like the mildly retarded redneck version of a ferrari as far as driver architypes go.

a hummer really has no practical value except making you look like a jackass...even if it were the least expensive vehicle on the market it would still scream to the high hills: SMALL DICK!

"Pennsylvania State University biologist Blair Hedges, who also had helped find the world's smallest frog and lizard."

This guy has a degree in finding really tiny things. Obsession or acceptance?