Nothing like a little Oxycontin to clean the gene pool.

I'm a Florida parent, so I'm really getting a kick, etc.

Seriously, though... can we give this guy something to snort that will also sterilize him so he can't do this again?

redqueenmeg: I'm a Florida parent, so I'm really getting a kick, etc.
can we give this guy something to snort that will also sterilize him so he can't do this again
Seriously, though... ?

I imagine his cell mate will use the proper protection to avoid any unwanted pregnancy.

he knowingly gave the drugs to his son to teach him to party.

What a freaking asshat.

Man thats a whole lotta stupid right there.

Father of the Year is locked up.

baka-san: Man thats a whole lotta stupid right there.

Indeed. Seriously, how do people this brainless actually manage to survive adulthood AND reproduce?? I guess luck really does favor the foolish. (o_O;;;

/wonders if removing warning labels from everything would help remove a lot of the lower hanging fruit
//well, at least he darwinned himself and his line
///window seat, please

err... "survive TO adulthood..."

I want to party with that guy

All my dad taught me was how to tie a tie...*sniff* :(

gopher321: All my dad taught me was how to tie a tie...*sniff* :(

The cat's in the cradle...

That guy sounds like fun, too bad his son was such a puss.

The Squidbillies are wanted for questioning in this matter.

Idiocracy was right.
Arm yourselves.

'Chute that shiat

That is just sickening.

LeafyGreens: That guy sounds like fun, too bad his son was such a puss.

Yeah, for real. The dad was just showing the kid how to have a fun time and the little bastard pulls a Heath Ledger on him.

Lol I have family in Spring Hill. It's a lot of new-rich rednecks and New York Italians living in gorgeous houses on the canals. Houses off the canals are...disgusting, to put it mildly. I'm not surprised.

Alfano later told two of Vincent's friends that he knowingly gave the drugs to his son to teach him to party. The conversation was recorded by police.

NARCS!

redqueenmeg: I'm a Florida parent, so I'm really getting a kick, etc.

Seriously, though... can we give this guy something to snort that will also sterilize him so he can't do this again?

Someone should introduce him to Michelle Crockett.

Rush Limbaugh said, "What?"

Dad?

/wait, no..I'm still alive

And the "Fail of the Year" award goes to... this father.

I hear more and more about these things everyday.Very sad.
People like that kid's father shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Wait until he finds out the son is gay and has to tell him how to suck a dick.

Told u he wuz hard core

Yeah, I remember when HBO did a documentary about raves and shiat that had some loser divorced dad who was out drugging it up with his kids and their friends.

Parents trying to be "buds" with their kids, I don't know if there's anything quite so pathetic.

In high school, a friend's dad use to toke up with him on a pretty much daily basis... Another friend's mom would host drunken bashes at her apartment. (pretty sure she nailed a few of her daughter's classmates as well) She once asked one of my best friends to steal her car and drive it out into the middle of nowhere and set it on fire so she could get the insurance money. (the dumb farker was going to do it until I told him what a moron he was)

I was always quite pleased that I didn't have "cool" parents. I'll take my "actual" parents over them any day of the week.

..he told you he was hardcore.

gopher321: All my dad taught me was how to tie a tie...*sniff* :(

My first serious night on the piss was with my Dad.

\Misses his dad. Farking cancer
\\Cheers

technicolor-misfit: Yeah, I remember when HBO did a documentary about raves and shiat that had some loser divorced dad who was out drugging it up with his kids and their friends.

Saw that. Was disgusted.

Only in Florida could a father find teaching his fifteen year old son how to snort methadone would be in any way over .0000001% acceptable.

whoops.
on a side note my buddy's mom used to be prescribed to these in 10, 20, and 40 mg doses. i convinced my buddy to steal them from her and sell me them and he'd get me anywhere from around 80 - 200 mg a day. i'd sit in my room, sniff them all in one shot, lay back and listen to under the bridge by the red hot chili peppers and smoke marijuana while letting the intense relaxing wave to wash up and down my body. also i was so high on drugs i listened to these reall,y crappy hip hop songs that kinda scare me today.
anyway it was an intense farked up ride lots of it is blurry and when the well finally ran dry coming down from doing that much of the shiat every day sucked.
would i do it again?
absolutely

This guy is a hero for not treating his son as a precious snowflake.

i'm driving my life away


So great. So honest. My hero.

martid4: Wait until he finds out the son is gay and has to tell him how to suck a dick.

Did you even RTFA? DEAD KID. Attempt at BJ humor = FAIL.

eliz1bef: martid4: Wait until he finds out the son is gay and has to tell him how to suck a dick.

Did you even RTFA? DEAD KID. Attempt at BJ humor = FAIL.

Caps Lock Anger Management class, it worked for me!

Wow. Just wow. As someone who has gotten mixed up in that oxycontin bullshiat, I could slap the white off any child of mine that even thought about messing with that stuff. Biggest mistake of my life. I spent a year and a half as a zombie making sub par grades in college thanks to that shiat. Now I have to play catch up with my GPA. And it could have been much much worse. That stuff is one of the worst drugs man has ever created. I know people that are dead or worse thanks to that stuff and their inability to overcome the addiction.

Lightweight.

RoyBatty: This guy is a hero for not treating his son as a precious snowflake.

Now, that is going against the wisdom of the thread crowd. Precious snowflake gets his dope from Dad, probably even crushed it, and rolled up a dollar bill for him. When will the mollycoddling ever end. Let'em scrape a knee for god's sake.

I've always said, the worst thing a man can say to another man is "do you party?" Yeesh.

Snort oxy and methadone? Ugh, he should've just crushed it up and put it in a shot of vodak.

The first and only time I got drunk with my father, he tried to beat the shiat out of me for asking my uncle if he was safe to drive my grandmother home. Never again.

robbiedo: RoyBatty: This guy is a hero for not treating his son as a precious snowflake.

Now, that is going against the wisdom of the thread crowd. Precious snowflake gets his dope from Dad, probably even crushed it, and rolled up a dollar bill for him. When will the mollycoddling ever end. Let'em scrape a knee for god's sake.

Precious snowflake gets his dope from Dad, probably even crushed it, and rolled up a dollar bill for him.

Ah, I see now, I think you're right.

When will parents stop treating their spawn as precious snowflakes?

Thanks for the enlightenment.

i'm driving my life away 2008-08-03 11:31:12 PM
whoops.
on a side note my buddy's mom used to be prescribed to these in 10, 20, and 40 mg doses. i convinced my buddy to steal them from her and sell me them and he'd get me anywhere from around 80 - 200 mg a day. i'd sit in my room, sniff them all in one shot, lay back and listen to under the bridge by the red hot chili peppers and smoke marijuana while letting the intense relaxing wave to wash up and down my body. also i was so high on drugs i listened to these reall,y crappy hip hop songs that kinda scare me today.
anyway it was an intense farked up ride lots of it is blurry and when the well finally ran dry coming down from doing that much of the shiat every day sucked.
would i do it again?
absolutely

You are a douchebag.