that's a sign you might have too many kids

KEVIN!

zekebullseye: that's a sign you might have too many kids

Yeah something like that. I have three kids and we've travel a lot. I'd say we fly twice a year and do two or three car trips a year. never once have I ever come close to forgetting where they were or having them in my sight. Especially a 4 year old.

My 12 year old I'd like to dump somewhere lately but little kids in busy places like airports need extra attention.

Oy Vey!

You forgot the kippa and peyos.

2xhelix

I hate that kid.

I came for the Home Alone references. I stayed for the matza balls.

Eh, stupid family. It is hard to believe that a single adult would be so negligent, but two parents and four siblings, forgetting a four year old?!

Fine those idiots!

ecmoRandomNumbers: KEVIN!

A daughter named Kevin?
yeah, yeah, just kidding. Thread over

/Goood...Gooood...

C'mon you guys. Mom just needed a break for a day. Is that so wrong?

You know who else didn't think about Jewish Children?

She's Israeli. Aren't they trained in commando tactics at like age 3 or something?

In unrelated news; a number of houses in Israel have been burglarized and the water was left on by the thieves...



// Hotlinked

Goofball_Jones: She's Israeli. Aren't they trained in commando tactics at like age 3 or something?

That's 5. At 3 they make bandages.

I just realized there have been a lot less Jewish threads since Tatsuma left. How many did he submit anyway?

Goofball_Jones
She's Israeli. Aren't they trained in commando tactics at like age 3 or something?

explains why she would only provide her name, rank, and serial number when detained by airport security. she also tried to commandeer a mini cooper, but was thwarted because it was a stick.

Could be worse.
They could have forgotten their pouch of gold instead.

Shalom alone.

EsteeFlwrPot: Oy Vey!

You forgot the kippa and peyos.

You don't... look like one of the tribe.

*squinting*

Forget it, I'm plotzing here. Totally verklempt.

/oy vey ess mir
//bagels mit schmear

The forgetful parents will be interrogated by the authorities upon their return home and risk being indicted for negligence, police said.

Enjoy your vacation, see you when you get back.

- Love, Israel.

i came for the home alone pic... i was not dissapointed.

tchau: Shalom alone.

Bwaaaaahahaha!

Skawt: EsteeFlwrPot: Oy Vey!

You forgot the kippa and peyos.

You don't... look like one of the tribe.

*squinting*

Forget it, I'm plotzing here. Totally verklempt.

/oy vey ess mir
//bagels mit schmear

Oh really... what does a jew look like then? hmmmm??? care to describe?

ExcaliburPrime111: Eh, stupid family. It is hard to believe that a single adult would be so negligent, but two parents and four siblings, forgetting a four year old?!

Fine those idiots!

Actually, it's normally when you have a group of adults that something like this happens. There is confusion and each thinks the kid is with the other. A single adult knows they are the one keeping track and thus doesn't make the mistake.

EsteeFlwrPot: Oh really... what does a jew look like then? hmmmm??? care to describe?

Just look in my profile. Typical 3rd generation descendant of Eastern European Jewish immigrants. Check out that schozz.

Skawt: Just look in my profile. Typical 3rd generation descendant of Eastern European Jewish immigrants. Check out that schozz.

I can tell you that the jews in the middle east 2000 yrs ago most likely didnt look like europeans. Thanks for playing.

/been told I look sephardic by a ton of people
//my ass
///you can kiss it

In all fairness even Jews don't like vacationing with Jews

"But unlike the movie, there was a happy ending for the little girl who was able to join her parents"

Ummmmmmm pretty sure that happened in all three Home Alone movies too......

Oh sorry I should have alerted people that the post contains *Spoilers*

Sorry

EsteeFlwrPot: Skawt: Just look in my profile. Typical 3rd generation descendant of Eastern European Jewish immigrants. Check out that schozz.

I can tell you that the jews in the middle east 2000 yrs ago most likely didnt look like europeans. Thanks for playing.

/been told I look sephardic by a ton of people
//my ass
///you can kiss it .

Why is it that nearly every one of your posts is about you claiming to know everything about Jews? It's old already. We get it.

To punctuate the article.. Here's a photo of some random people who happened to be at the same airport last year

systerchristian: Why is it that nearly every one of your posts is about you claiming to know everything about Jews? It's old already. We get it.

I never once claimed that and my posts are about a lot of different topics depending on the thread. thanks.

/leaving your kids in airports is bad, m'ay?

Goofball_Jones: She's Israeli. Aren't they trained in commando tactics at like age 3 or something?

And those little kids' battle uniform is this:



Cute, but deadly

andygump:
To punctuate the article.. Here's a photo of some random people who happened to be at the same airport last year

Or... not.

Misplace me next year in Jerusalem!

I bet she wasn't doody-free after that.

TFA
"But unlike the movie, there was a happy ending for the little girl who was able to join her parents..."

What, is there a director's cut of Home Alone with the kid being done in or something?

EsteeFlwrPot: systerchristian: Why is it that nearly every one of your posts is about you claiming to know everything about Jews? It's old already. We get it.

I never once claimed that and my posts are about a lot of different topics depending on the thread. thanks.

/leaving your kids in airports is bad, m'ay?

You're welcome. Clearly skawt was joking with you. It would be a mitzvah if you recognized humor and just let it be.

They forgot to count noses.

/the veal

To all the antisemetic retards: any indication that his was a Jewish family and not an Arab one?

20% of Israel's citizens are not Jewish

systerchristian: You're welcome. Clearly skawt was joking with you. It would be a mitzvah if you recognized humor and just let it be.

If he was kidding then I guess im used to being stabby in these threads so I misunderstood. Sorry about that :/

njloof: Misplace me next year in Jerusalem!

I lol'd

im arab and usually fly into (no pun intended) ben gurion to visit family in the west bank. always some bullshiat hassle tho, you'd think being an american citizen id get some kinda love, but no.

EsteeFlwrPot: I can tell you that the jews in the middle east 2000 yrs ago most likely didnt look like europeans. Thanks for playing.

2000 years ago we got kicked out of our homeland by the Romans and were forced to migrate - pretty much everywhere else but home. So we ended up mixing with the local folks wherever we went. Me? Ashkenazi. Originated with Jewish immigrants to the Roman empire, eventually settling in Germany, then moving east and mixing with the Khazars.

/been told I look sephardic by a ton of people
//my ass
///you can kiss it

Any time. *fap*

Ya know, this family could sell the movie storyline to their holiday, as a trilogy, and make a fortu.. oh, wait.. nevermind

Lobster_of_Hate: 2xhelix

I hate that kid.

How about him?

rippinthegears: im arab and usually fly into (no pun intended) ben gurion to visit family in the west bank. always some bullshiat hassle tho, you'd think being an american citizen id get some kinda love, but no.

The suicide murder in Mike's Place in Tel Aviv was carried out by a British citizen. So no.

shipud: rippinthegears: im arab and usually fly into (no pun intended) ben gurion to visit family in the west bank. always some bullshiat hassle tho, you'd think being an american citizen id get some kinda love, but no.

The suicide murder in Mike's Place in Tel Aviv was carried out by a British citizen. So no.

dont you mean homicide bombing? or whatever the hell you fox newsies call it these days. thanks for putting me on the level of a SUICIDE bomber. stay classy. by the way israeli falafel sucks. biters...

Skawt: 2000 years ago we got kicked out of our homeland by the Romans and were forced to migrate - pretty much everywhere else but home. So we ended up mixing with the local folks wherever we went. Me? Ashkenazi. Originated with Jewish immigrants to the Roman empire, eventually settling in Germany, then moving east and mixing with the Khazars

Hey i'm converting with Ashkenazi jews. I really dont look it tho. Oh well. I can make a mean batch of latkes.

Skawt: Any time. *fap*

I lol'd

Pseudo Psy: How about him?

Look at those bedroom eyes... Fap.

rippinthegears: im arab

Thanks for the shwarma! That shiat is awesome.

rippinthegears: im arab and usually fly into (no pun intended) ben gurion to visit family in the west bank. always some bullshiat hassle tho, you'd think being an american citizen id get some kinda love, but no.

Funny what happens when your buddies strap explosives to their bodies to kill babies and other innocent people. It makes people so irritable. Sorry if that inconveniences you.