Sounds hot. I'd like to get 'tween a couple of them.

/sit down, Hanson it was a joke

Sounds like they all just need to get laid. Someone alert their teachers.

You hear that Kookie, The Nicolet Maulers and the Mary Tyler Moors are gonna RUMBLE tonight.

At least they're not being assaulted by vicious gangs of "keep left" signs.

Not impressed

Was she their leader?

Try placing that same article in the middle of any large city in the US, where everybody is on the taxpayer's nickel.

Then see what happens to these girls.

The 8th Street Block Club sounds like a gang already doesn't it?

/representin' yo

a slap across the face should do the trick
but this being in america, the parents would go to jail for child abuse

ahahahahaha

fenian-: Was she he their leader?

FTFY

This is what happens when you become afraid of your children.

These kids deserve a swift kick in the pants... except whoever delivered that swift kick would be promptly arrested for abusing a child.

Azz: a slap across the face should do the trick
but this being in america, the parents would go to jail for child abuse

That's what police officers are for.

Gentlemen, start your tasers.

Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.

Teenage boys would be the stupidest creatures on the planet if it weren't for the existence of teenage girls...and it isn't much of a contest between the two.

Where's Whatsherface?

DeathByGeekSquad: Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.


Approves of this plan

Just shoulder your way through the little snots. If they give you any crap it sounds like a good time to show them what mace in the face feels like.

I blame overbearing laws regarding minors.

These sound like the tactics of every middle school clique.

"They'd be walking down the sidewalk, and if you were coming their way, you could not, they would, you had to step aside," said Magnuson.

"(They) would vandalize and we'd try to put things back and then it would, (a) couple days later maybe the same thing would happen again," he added.

What the fark?

Scary.

Maybe if they were ginger kids.

the ginger kids gang--sounds like new garbage pail kids. funny illuminati

In the urban safari, there is no creature as meanspirited... as ruthless as the alpha female in any pack of teen girls.

If America could somehow have a special military unit compromised of only aggressive teenage girls, we would have the ultimate in national security. They've already mastered psychological warfare... all they would need to learn is how to aim.

DeathByGeekSquad: Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.

You sir get a WIN WIN from me.

DeathByGeekSquad: Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.

You could even turn it into a Survivor-like reality show. "Fifteen kids. One pedophile. No rules."

Solves the problems of tween gangs, relocation of pedophiles, generates more money for the TV industry, and gives the chronic obscenity complainers something actually offensive to complain about, saving whatever quality TV programming is left from falling under their deadly gaze.

fenian-: Was she their leader?

fap

BillaBong: "They'd be walking down the sidewalk, and if you were coming their way, you could not, they would, you had to step aside," said Magnuson.

"(They) would vandalize and we'd try to put things back and then it would, (a) couple days later maybe the same thing would happen again," he added.

What the fark?

Seriously. Were they just picking words out of a hat?

Sum Dum Gai: DeathByGeekSquad: Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.

You could even turn it into a Survivor-like reality show. "Fifteen kids. One pedophile. No rules."

Solves the problems of tween gangs, relocation of pedophiles, generates more money for the TV industry, and gives the chronic obscenity complainers something actually offensive to complain about, saving whatever quality TV programming is left from falling under their deadly gaze.

Send them into prisons to intertain the inmates.

At least they didn't make anyone lick the white dogshiat.

Who says, who says
you can't rip up a plant
I say, I say
that I know you can

*sniff* Hannah would be so proud...

Sum Dum Gai: DeathByGeekSquad: Relocate a few sex offenders and the problem will disappear.

You could even turn it into a Survivor-like reality show. "Fifteen kids. One pedophile. No rules."

Solves the problems of tween gangs, relocation of pedophiles, generates more money for the TV industry, and gives the chronic obscenity complainers something actually offensive to complain about, saving whatever quality TV programming is left from falling under their deadly gaze.

Or, the show suggested by Adam Carolla: Pedif-isle:

"It's the year 2032. We don't know what to do with the pedophiles and registered sex offenders, so we just put them on an island, where they take up in different tribes, like the NAMBLA tribe, etc. Cut to a dad who is a Boy Scout leader, and they're going to a jamboree in Hawaii. He's convinced his disaffected son to go. They're coming back and the plane crashes into Pedif-Isle! Now they're on it! The Government won't send people to look for the plane, because they disavow knowledge of the island. Dad dies in the plane crash, and it's up to the son to rely on his Eagle Scout training to get off the island."

I would definately drag a few into the cave for some special ed.

welly welly welly welly well

WTF happened to the disney channel? Back in the 80's (when it was considered a "premium" channel), you actually found programming that the family could watch together, like some good old fashioned mickey mouse cartoons and classic disney movies.

Now all you get is freakin' preschool crap in the morning, and preteen ("tween") crap the rest of the day. Definitely NOT entertainment for the whole family. Can you imagine dad sitting around watching "Hannah Montana" or "The Suite Life of Zach & Cody?" He would promptly labeled a pedophile and forced to sign up for the registered sex offenders list.

if those little bastards tried to fark with me i'd give them an education in the ways of the real world.
first i'd do a flying bicycle kick and take out the leader. after witnessing my incredible power many of the little hooligans would flee. i would engage simultaniously the ones that remained, utilizing a variety of kung fu fighting skills that i am highly trained in. if my hp got too low i'd just drink a potion of cure serious wounds.
then i'd rape them

If Miley Cyrus didn't advocate this sort of thing in her lyrics, these girls probably wouldn't have acted this way.

FloydA: BillaBong: "They'd be walking down the sidewalk, and if you were coming their way, you could not, they would, you had to step aside," said Magnuson.

"(They) would vandalize and we'd try to put things back and then it would, (a) couple days later maybe the same thing would happen again," he added.

What the fark?

Seriously. Were they just picking words out of a hat?

The story was a transcription of the video at the top right. Verbatim.

cuda010: initiation? I want in...

That was wrong mister, Flap flap

Maybe they will all get arrested. And got to prison. The head matron there is this really big butch. Her assistant is a skinny evil dyke (they get it on later). First there is a showner scene where all the girls have to strip naked. It is steamy in there but you can still make out some body parts. The cute blonde girl we like, is put in a cell with some older bad chicks. On the first night, they gather round her bunk and . . .

Gone are the times when people grow up with a sense of fairness and morality. But the problem is that everyone thinks that their sense of 'fairness and morality' is right(er than anyone elses). They play by their own rules and do their best to make sure everyone else follows them too; and in return resist attempts of others to change their own gameplan.

What we end up with is people bickering over:
"just slap the kid" and "you'll get arrested", or
"set up cameras to monitor things" and "that's invasion of privacy", or
"make the parents responsible" and "what if your kid hated you and tried to get you arrested for his/her crimes?"

People these days are messed up. It's no wonder we Farkers have so much to talk about.

walnuts55: Send them into prisons to entertain their parents.

Sum Dum Gai: You could even turn it into a Survivor-like reality show. "Fifteen kids. One pedophile. No rules."

MILF Island?

Sgt. Pepper: At least they're not being assaulted by vicious gangs of "keep left" signs.



No one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps for my wife and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Right! Let's get on with this thread!

seminole87: How many of them have ever had a log-splitter shoved up their c****?

cello?

Thank you Z1P2

That's exactly what I was waiting to see

cuda010: initiation? I want in...

I'll be in my bunk.

i'm driving my life away: if those little bastards tried to fark with me i'd give them an education in the ways of the real world.
first i'd do a flying bicycle kick and take out the leader. after witnessing my incredible power many of the little hooligans would flee. i would engage simultaniously the ones that remained, utilizing a variety of kung fu fighting skills that i am highly trained in. if my hp got too low i'd just drink a potion of cure serious wounds.
then i'd rape them

Generally speaking, with teen gangs, if you manage to take out the leader, you've improved your odds immensely. Then it's only like 7 or 8 to one instead of 15.

/but they bite

Kome: cuda010: initiation? I want in...

I'll be in my bunk.

THe great thing about living alone.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: At least they didn't make anyone lick the white dogshiat.

I've just come up with the name for my new band. Thank you.