Sweet Mother of Dog. We're truly doomed.

I think they would be safer to start with culottes, then try capris, then work their way up to tights.

I love how the article shows absolutely no pictures of real-world examples, only women and superheroes.

amo: I love how the article shows absolutely no pictures of real-world examples, only women and superheroes.

I'm not going to try to Google any either. You can, if your brave enough..lol.

Eh, it's just youth culture. Nothing to get worked up over as long as you aren't 40 years old and trying to be a part of it.

GaryPDX: amo: I love how the article shows absolutely no pictures of real-world examples, only women and superheroes.

I'm not going to try to Google any either. You can, if your brave enough..lol.

I think everyone remembers Mr Gay Pirate (NSFW) (new window)


Hey, it's either that or camel-toe Elvis :(

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Eh, it's just youth culture. Nothing to get worked up over as long as you aren't 40 years old and trying to be a part of it.

Goddammit.

*slinks away from thread*

Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys.

Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.

Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I'd need is a lobotomy and some tights!

Brian: You wear tights?

Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

Brian: Tights.

Andrew: Shut up!

GaryPDX: I'm not going to try to Google any either. You can, if your brave enough..lol.

They wore stockings during the Colonial period, which are almost as bad as tights IMHO. Frankly, though, unless men start shaving their legs, tights are going to look absolutely ridiculous on them. There's something just gross about hair smashed up against the skin.

I'm gay and against this. Most men don't have the legs to pull this off.

If everyone looked like Brad Pitt or Jake Gyllenhall, perhaps I'd be more agreeable.

I'm feeling the groove and I gotta dance.
Make an etching of my schlong in my stirrup pants.

For gods sake women, is it that hard to find a regular guy, jeans and a t shirt, attractive? Do we have to care more about our looks than you do?

"YESSSS!"

I used to know a guy who wore tights. He would say, "It's everything I like about socks and underwear rolled into one article of clothing."

On the other hand, that means codpieces are next!

I could definitely sport a Batman codpiece with LED lights and mini-loudspeaker attachment.

It's ok, it's only in the UK.

"Tight fit: Superman leads by example with his trademark blue suit"

Well, when you can leap tall buildings in a single bound, then you can get away with dressing like a homo without people assuming you are one.

/NTTAWWT

A gown is as girly as I'll get.

/pic in profile

Not here, they ain't.

Wonderful for hunting, keeps the legs quite comfortable in the cold.
Perfect for the SCA, will impress the ladies.

Every-day wear is gay.

baka-san: For gods sake women, is it that hard to find a regular guy, jeans and a t shirt, attractive? Do we have to care more about our looks than you do?

I thought you had a long-distance girlfriend already?

I've worn long underwear when I go skiing, but I don't think that counts.

I've worn tights, but only during performances. And it was a matching outfit with my partner (she was wearing more revealing clothing than I was, so I think it's acceptable).

I've worn speedos, but only during diving practice and competition.

But I have never worn makeup, and never will.

Along with the shorts suit:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/31/fashion/31shorts.html

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

DjangoStonereaver: "YESSSS!"

I used to fap to robin hood in that movie. It was my favorite back in the day.

Guys in tights is only unattractive if they dont have nice defined legs.

EsteeFlwrPot: I used to fap to robin hood in that movie. It was my favorite back in the day.

Girls can't fap.

EsteeFlwrPot: Guys in tights is only unattractive if they dont have nice defined legs.

Grabs tennis racket.

/What? Tennis is sexy, isn't it?

So this is some secret giggly joke to mainstream this guy?!?



// I believe I can fly...

Fat men in tights...that'll drive someone to murder.

Malinki wrote:
Perfect for the SCA, will impress the ladies.

You know, I can't tell you how many times I've tried to convince myself I should be into all that SCA stuff -- as a good part of it is certainly within my interest level.

But every time I meet up with a group of SCA people, I'm awed at how completely overboard the lot of them are.

/yes, your painfully awkward medieval accent and dialect are nice, can we start hitting each other with sticks already?
//I have a similar reaction to martial arts people and their contrived heirarchy of self-preceived greatness
///feeling a little pugnacious today, I guess.

'It simply cannot see that there would be a market for it, unless they are for men who like to dress up as women.

Or Germans apparently

If you were wearing them as an insulating layer under your pants for cold-weather outdoor activity, then sure. Less bulky than Stansfields, probably more comfy.

Anything else: Yer a homo!

NTTAWWT (unless you're wearing tights)

Gridlock: So this is some secret giggly joke to mainstream this guy?!?

For some reason I find that picture really disturbing.

Monkeypillow: Girls can't fap.

You know what I meant.

Sir Vanderhoot: I've worn speedos, but only during diving practice and competition.

I cant help but laugh when I see guys in speedos. I dont know what it is exactly but I always laugh. I think tights are better than speedos.

For gods sake women, is it that hard to find a regular guy, jeans and a t shirt, attractive? Do we have to care more about our looks than you do?

I prefer guys in jeans and t-shirts - as long as they're cool with the fact that I prefer to wear jeans and t-shirts, too. I'm not interested in high-maintenance metrosexual guys.

/High heels are painful and pantyhose chafe
//I'd rather be the girl next door
///And just dress up for occasions
////(Profile pic from holiday party)

DjangoStonereaver: "YESSSS!"

Damn you!

/actually, well played
//MANLY men!

Approves.

god i came here wanting to say something, but whats the point?

I admit, in high school, I wore tights during swim practice. Increased drag, I swear!

/Also had shaved legs at that time
//The girls shaved them

We're men
we're men in tights
if you make fun of us we'll punch out your lights
we're men
we're men in tiiiights
we'll rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
we may look like pansies
but watch what you say, or else we'll punch out your lights
we're men
men in tights
(something) defending the peoples' rights!

(from memory... can't remember the last part...)

What a coincidence, this was posted just yesterday.

Rob

Nescio quid dicas: I admit, in high school, I wore tights during swim practice. Increased drag, I swear!

/Also had shaved legs at that time
//The girls shaved them

potentially hot on many levels...

Good god people...

please, for the love of god and goddess, please, please stop trying to merge the sexes with shiat like 'manscara' or 'guyliner' or 'male polish' and now tights. Stop it. Please. We're men, we were pants or kilts (and only without underwear so that we can fark our women the moment they bend over or open their mouths to yawn), if our faces are painted, it's with war paint or the blood of our slain enemies, never for a night out on the town.

And for those of you 'men' who are buying this shiat, please, pick up a box of tampons and turn in your testicles.

EsteeFlwrPot:

Monkeypillow: Girls can't fap.

You know what I meant.

I think we settled on 'shnick' a while back. I might have spelled that wrong.

Sir Vanderhoot: I've worn speedos, but only during diving practice and competition.

I cant help but laugh when I see guys in speedos. I dont know what it is exactly but I always laugh. I think tights are better than speedos.

It's all relative. I remember being embarrassed and self-conscious the first time I wore one (freshman in high school are self-conscious enough as it is), but after 8 years of everyone around me not caring because they're all wearing the same thing, you just stop noticing.

Speedos don't really do anything to your body, it's just being naked without being naked. So if you look good naked, you'll look good in a speedo. That's about the extent of it. Tights can shape legs, highlight lines, and in general make you look better by replacing skin (with all those imperfections that guys, myself included, have) with smooth, sculpted muscle definition. So tights can be really flattering on certain guys (see: ballet, circus).

Here ya go...

Link (new window)

I should point out that all of the examples I used have real, legitimate reasons for wearing tights and speedos. So if you're just wearing them out on the street, you're still an idiot.

Maybe lots of men are just looking to rob liquor stores and don't want to buy masks?

good thing John Wayne is dead and gone. he'd weep the most masculine, manly of tears.

DjangoStonereaver: "YESSSS!"

came for the men in tights reference, was not disappointed

like this crap?

stahlhart: Approves.

I was going to say something like "fruits go home" but then you post a cover of one of my favorite albums of all time Sabotage with Bill Ward in those red tights and now I guess I will just go stick my head in the sand.

/faeries wear boots

b>EsteeFlwrPot: DjangoStonereaver: "YESSSS!"

I used to fap to robin hood in that movie. It was my favorite back in the day.

Guys in tights is only unattractive if they dont have nice defined legs.

Nobody could care less.