That is pretty funny. I think they doesth protest too much.

/silly cheetos breaths

Must have really hit pretty close to the mark to get him all riled up like that.

That was worthy of a chuckle.

Nabb1: Must have really hit pretty close to the mark to get him all riled up like that.

It looks like a "Too much Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets" episode..:) I hope he keeps his blood pressure under control. He could blow a gasket by 40.

you know, i should venture to that site more often, that was pretty entertaining.

comments are priceless, this one literally broke my bullshiat detector:

40 "something" business owning woman here, multiple degrees, MULTIPLE talents, and something of a "milf," or so say the considerably younger rock bands I've worked with over the years. Not sure if that's really a good thing in the grand scheme of things, but hell, I am 40 "something," so I'll take it! lol!

Anyway, I digress... ;)

Never played an online game in my life. Never played a multi-player game, never played a fantasy game, and have only been in basements when tornados threatened.

Held my first job at 14, moved out of the 'rents house at 16, signed my first lease at that age, without lying, never emancipated, simply proving myself to whomever in whatever situation. If you have ethics and integrity, even that young, it shows.

I've never seen a higher standard of discourse on any site outside of DK, tho' some come close, and that's just the intellectual side ('Course, that's a dirty word to you folks). The majority of the diarists spell properly, and use proper grammar, unlike the lunatic ranting on the right wingers sites, on which the spelling is amazing in its ineptitude.

Methinks you're doing a smidge of putting your own failures on others to redirect the conversation, ala ALL right wing arguments.

Good luck with that.

Cheers!

SophK

"Daily Kos" didn't rant.
One member ranted - not a staffer or big shot - and there are 506 comments in the thread so far, which isn't even significant for this huge website.

It would be just as stupid to try to denigrate all of Fark because of a single greenlight that was fairly well-attended.

Grrr: It would be just as stupid to try to denigrate all of Fark because of a single greenlight that was fairly well-attended.

Remember that thread a while back from the feminist saying that Fark hated women?

Grrr: "Daily Kos" didn't rant.
One member ranted - not a staffer or big shot - and there are 506 comments in the thread so far, which isn't even significant for this huge website.

What if that member uncovered secret documents that said President Bush is smuggling heroin into the borders? Surely Daily Kos didn't break this story then, right?

i lol'd.

heh that diary had all sorts of win

Sussman: Grrr: "Daily Kos" didn't rant.
One member ranted - not a staffer or big shot - and there are 506 comments in the thread so far, which isn't even significant for this huge website.

What if that member uncovered secret documents that said President Bush is smuggling heroin into the borders? Surely Daily Kos didn't break this story then, right?

Nope, as much as if I did it in this post wouldn't mean Fark broke it.

FTA: Running online communications for a man who thinks "Yahoo!" is what his wife shouts after discovering a bottle of Percocet at the back of the utility drawer...

So, this Daily Kos website... it's anti-McCain, I guess?

Nicely done, I thought. Low and hateful in an almost Republican way.

Beck Bristow: comments are priceless, this one literally broke my bullshiat detector:

40 "something" business owning woman here, multiple degrees, MULTIPLE talents, and something of a "milf," or so say the considerably younger rock bands I've worked with over the years. Not sure if that's really a good thing in the grand scheme of things, but hell, I am 40 "something," so I'll take it! lol!

Anyway, I digress... ;)

Never played an online game in my life. Never played a multi-player game, never played a fantasy game, and have only been in basements when tornados threatened.

Held my first job at 14, moved out of the 'rents house at 16, signed my first lease at that age, without lying, never emancipated, simply proving myself to whomever in whatever situation. If you have ethics and integrity, even that young, it shows.

I've never seen a higher standard of discourse on any site outside of DK, tho' some come close, and that's just the intellectual side ('Course, that's a dirty word to you folks). The majority of the diarists spell properly, and use proper grammar, unlike the lunatic ranting on the right wingers sites, on which the spelling is amazing in its ineptitude.

Methinks you're doing a smidge of putting your own failures on others to redirect the conversation, ala ALL right wing arguments.

Good luck with that.

Cheers!

SophK

She's 40 years old, has multiple degrees, has worked with rock bands, and is a MILF?

I'd do her on the hood of my Lamborghini. But not before I go to the gym in 26 minutes.

Jeremy Bates: GaryPDX: That is pretty funny. I think they doesth protest too much.

/silly cheetos breaths

The stupid thing is you don't even realize the irony of you never failing to be present in these threads to do some ranting of your own.

Beat me to it.

Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

Do you catch many flies with that vinegar?

BilltheThrill: Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

Do you catch many flies with that vinegar?

No flies from Daily Kos would I want.

Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

I think you just won a heart and half a mind.

BilltheThrill: Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

Do you catch many flies with that vinegar?

he should try one of these:

Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

You're doing it wrong. You need to be insert random trademarked products that you associate with something. As in, you "MetRX eating, Burkenstock wearing, Volvo driving, Starbucks drinking, fag."

If you're going to be a judgmental douche, at least make sure to mock the types of products the other person buys.

Damn those elitist basement dwelling jerks living in their moms Ivory Tower! Can't they get their own?

Read like a cross between Bill Maher and Dennis Miller. Laughed, would read again.

Nemo's Brother: Keep it up, you fags.

Nothing wrong with enjoying a fag now and again. You'd be surprised how many Englishmen can barely go an hour without wanting to stick a nice hot fag in their mouth. Sometimes they lose count of how many fags they go through in a day. Maybe it's the taste or the warm feeling flowing down the throat, but there's just nothing like a really good fag to perk up your day.

/it's okay, I'm taking it back

Beck Bristow: comments are priceless, this one literally broke my bullshiat detector:

40 "something" business owning woman here, multiple degrees, MULTIPLE talents, and something of a "milf," or so say the considerably younger rock bands I've worked with over the years. Not sure if that's really a good thing in the grand scheme of things, but hell, I am 40 "something," so I'll take it! lol!

Anyway, I digress... ;)

Never played an online game in my life. Never played a multi-player game, never played a fantasy game, and have only been in basements when tornados threatened.

Held my first job at 14, moved out of the 'rents house at 16, signed my first lease at that age, without lying, never emancipated, simply proving myself to whomever in whatever situation. If you have ethics and integrity, even that young, it shows.

I've never seen a higher standard of discourse on any site outside of DK, tho' some come close, and that's just the intellectual side ('Course, that's a dirty word to you folks). The majority of the diarists spell properly, and use proper grammar, unlike the lunatic ranting on the right wingers sites, on which the spelling is amazing in its ineptitude.

Methinks you're doing a smidge of putting your own failures on others to redirect the conversation, ala ALL right wing arguments.

Good luck with that.

Cheers!

SophK



I could maybe forgive a bit if it were written by a girl or woman fantasizing, but that passage just reeks of young, nerd male. Ew.

Isn't the Daily Kos a wholly owned subsidiary of Soros Inc.? The we bought and own the Democratic Party. Seems I recall this from the Kerry Campaign era. - - - but then being old makes me forgetful.

Thats an 827: Isn't the Daily Kos a wholly owned subsidiary of Soros Inc.? The we bought and own the Democratic Party. Seems I recall this from the Kerry Campaign era. - - - but then being old makes me forgetful.

Seems you recall that from one of your many Bill O'Rielly jerkoff sessions.

"Hurr, SOros owns teh everyting durrrrrrrrrr!!"

What the hell's a 'rant'?

Nemo's Brother: Daily KOS is becoming the mouthpiece for the liberal movement. They did a very good job driving people away from Kerry's camp last election with their smug insanity. Keep it up, you fags.

Nicely said

EdgeRunner: Nemo's Brother: Keep it up, you fags.

Nothing wrong with enjoying a fag now and again. You'd be surprised how many Englishmen can barely go an hour without wanting to stick a nice hot fag in their mouth. Sometimes they lose count of how many fags they go through in a day. Maybe it's the taste or the warm feeling flowing down the throat, but there's just nothing like a really good fag to perk up your day.

/it's okay, I'm taking it back

England is a Fag country - Archie Bunker

Jeremy Bates: GaryPDX: That is pretty funny. I think they doesth protest too much.

/silly cheetos breaths

The stupid thing is you don't even realize the irony of you never failing to be present in these threads to do some ranting of your own.

Its his act. He's famous for it on Fark. Why bother going out of character when that's what you are most known for?

Hell, Bevets entered a non-evolution/religion/atheism thread and told a joke, and people were shocked and didn't know what to do.

NeverDrunk23: Jeremy Bates: GaryPDX: That is pretty funny. I think they doesth protest too much.

/silly cheetos breaths

The stupid thing is you don't even realize the irony of you never failing to be present in these threads to do some ranting of your own.

Its his act. He's famous for it on Fark. Why bother going out of character when that's what you are most known for?

Hell, Bevets entered a non-evolution/religion/atheism thread and told a joke, and people were shocked and didn't know what to do.

I actually remember when that happened. People freaked. I can't remember the joke though.

I was under the impression Bevets was a bot controled by Drew.. which reminds me, hasn't he been gone since that joke? That seems kind of susp --NO CARRIER--

Falcc: I was under the impression Bevets was a bot controled by Drew.. which reminds me, hasn't he been gone since that joke? That seems kind of susp --NO CARRIER--

I vaguely remember the joke thread, not the joke itself. But I think Bevets has posted since then. Not much, just a drive by athiest bashing now and then.

WASHINGTON - Liberal powerhouse MoveOn has a message for the "professional election losers" who run the Democratic Party: "We bought it, we own it, we're going to take it back."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...mocrats_critics

EdgeRunner: Nemo's Brother: Keep it up, you fags.

Nothing wrong with enjoying a fag now and again. You'd be surprised how many Englishmen can barely go an hour without wanting to stick a nice hot fag in their mouth. Sometimes they lose count of how many fags they go through in a day. Maybe it's the taste or the warm feeling flowing down the throat, but there's just nothing like a really good fag to perk up your day.

/it's okay, I'm taking it back

I know, it's such a shame, what with all the Fag Banning going around the west these days. Hell, I get yelled at if I'm spotted with a Fag in most resteraunts these days. Complete shame... Though I'm home now so I think I'll enjoy a nice fag meself.

/Yea, you beat me to it, that was the first thing to hit my mind when reading his comments too ;)

Are you in the right thread?

EdgeRunner: Nemo's Brother: Keep it up, you fags.

Nothing wrong with enjoying a fag now and again. You'd be surprised how many Englishmen can barely go an hour without wanting to stick a nice hot fag in their mouth. Sometimes they lose count of how many fags they go through in a day. Maybe it's the taste or the warm feeling flowing down the throat, but there's just nothing like a really good fag to perk up your day.

/it's okay, I'm taking it back

I nearly pissed myself reading that. Good show!

Author JeffLeiber is well-known for his profane and hilarious diaries on DKos. He's the author of the popular diary series SYFPH (Shut You Farkin' Pie Hole).

I came in expecting the headline to just be a funny way of introducing the story, but apparently it's a literal description of the article.

Shark, meet jump.

So are these guys "ranting into the ether" or "ranting WHILE ON ether"?

Nitrous oxide is the gas of choice these days, but some people are pretty old school when it comes to inhalants.

Using these phrases - Fozzie Bear KY and posterior puppet pleasure palace in the same sentence - brilliant! Going off like that on a brainless goofball, and his senile employer - not nice. You should only have battles of wit with those who have wit.

"The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
---Fear and Loathing...

Slybri: ether

It makes you act like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.

"By MENTIONING The Daily Kos in attempting to demean a national newspaper, you pretty much have ADMITTED that this blog is a KNOWN quantity, useful to you only because of its effective readership has provoked the ire of many nitwits including Bill O'Reilly and Joe Lieberman and... well... now YOURSELF, sir."

Well Ok, if it makes you feel better about yourself, you run with that one, big guy.

Beck Bristow: The majority of the diarists spell properly, and use proper grammar, unlike the lunatic ranting on the right wingers sites, on which the spelling is amazing in its ineptitude.

This sentence has a few errors:

incorrectly used comma
broken parallel sentence structure ("diarists" and "ranting")
missing apostrophe
questionable use of the word "ineptitude"

I've posted worse on fark, but this is funny.