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(Fox News) Weird Hamas punishes rival Fatah members by shaving their faces and... well that's it, really. They just shave their faces   (foxnews.com) divider line 167
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Suicidal Writer 2008-08-03 10:10:51 AM  
The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 10:34:56 AM  
At least they didn't force them to eat pork.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 11:26:14 AM  
Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

Their version of Islam teaches way too much hate for that to ever happen.

 
Abattur 2008-08-03 01:34:12 PM  
Dwarves?

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:34:39 PM  
Okay you bastards, shaved my beard, taken the grey out of my sideburns, you've clipped my nosehair, massaged my scalp...

No, NO, NOOOOO! Not the shame of the soothing aftershave balm ANYTHING but the shame of the soothing aftershave balm! I'll talk you barberarians I'LL TALK!

 
Kane S. LaTrans 2008-08-03 01:34:39 PM  
do not care, but did they get charged 2 bits and was there a haircut invovled.

 
MBA Whore 2008-08-03 01:34:54 PM  
In the Mid East, men (muslim) are supposed to have facial hair. If you don't have facial hair, then it is assumed:

a) your shiat is farked up
b) you talk like a fag
c) combo of above

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-03 01:35:12 PM  
What do they do to the men?

 
rotskyinstitute 2008-08-03 01:35:34 PM  
if you're sick of all the bad news, here's some good news from israel...

http://www.newsoftheday.com

 
SherKhan 2008-08-03 01:35:38 PM  
What kind of two bit operation doesn't include a haircut?

 
flaminio 2008-08-03 01:35:38 PM  
Punish me next. I could use a shave.

/got beard?

 
sofarked 2008-08-03 01:37:21 PM  
I think they will kill yoou for shaving over there.

 
Malinki 2008-08-03 01:37:38 PM  
Allah is great
You know it's true
If you don't agree
Here's a carbomb for you

Hamas Shave!

 
skinink 2008-08-03 01:37:49 PM  

Hmm, I wonder if they would shave Tom Cruise's beard...


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TheBigJerk 2008-08-03 01:38:15 PM  
This thread's gonna be awesome.

 
MonkeyAngst 2008-08-03 01:38:18 PM  
Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

I'd say they're making some strides if shaving is replacing shooting.

/Not getting my hopes up, though.

 
SherKhan 2008-08-03 01:39:08 PM  
Kane S. LaTrans:

Humph. Well, I'm not particularly hateful so

Darn you for beating me to it. Darn you to heck, by golly.

 
muslim_pakistani_guy [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:39:32 PM  
TheBigJerk: This thread's gonna be awesome.

Yup

 
chrismac 2008-08-03 01:39:39 PM  
In case you were looking for evidence that there's something seriously wrong with people who base their lives on religion, I just found a truckload.

 
biffstallion 2008-08-03 01:40:25 PM  
MBA Whore: In the Mid East, men (muslim) are supposed to have facial hair. If you don't have facial hair, then it is assumed:

a) your shiat is farked up
b) you talk like a fag
c) combo of above


So what does it mean to walk around just in your underwear, or to have the Quor'an flushed down the toilet, is that too torturous too??

 
Ikahoshi 2008-08-03 01:40:26 PM  
If I was their diabolical leader, I'd give them all brazilian waxes. Now that's a punishment.

Could be worse, considering Hamas usually just shoots you.

 
Yakk 2008-08-03 01:41:02 PM  
They are just fooling around, if they were serious about humiliating Fatah they would bathe them.

 
Phone_Answering_Monkey 2008-08-03 01:42:40 PM  
Queer Eye For The Hamas Guy?

 
Kerr Avon [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:42:43 PM  
brap: Okay you bastards, shaved my beard, taken the grey out of my sideburns, you've clipped my nosehair, massaged my scalp...

No, NO, NOOOOO! Not the shame of the soothing aftershave balm ANYTHING but the shame of the soothing aftershave balm! I'll talk you barberarians I'LL TALK!


No.... no, to break this early is.... to easy.... hmmm... yes, I think its.... time for the manicure.... Muahahahahahaha.

 
LonghornJ 2008-08-03 01:44:02 PM  
Beard jihad!

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:44:27 PM  
Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

If the Palestinians limited their attacks on Israelis to shaves-and-haircuts, there would be much screaming from the Orthodox, and bad jokes about the Palestinians being "Barber-ians", but it would be a vast improvement on the present situation.

 
therhinodep 2008-08-03 01:44:40 PM  
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

 
Brubold 2008-08-03 01:45:23 PM  
I thought face shaving was how you punished a Dwarf?

/mamorpegah player
//long live Yahtzee Croshaw

 
mason4300 2008-08-03 01:45:50 PM  
"Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

 
Mad Scientist 2008-08-03 01:46:22 PM  
SherKhan: What kind of two bit operation doesn't include a haircut?

WIN!

 
muslim_pakistani_guy [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:47:20 PM  
mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha


That is hilarious

 
sunami 2008-08-03 01:47:35 PM  
I kinda hope a bunch of people over there see that, being without facial hair really isn't a bad thing, and drop that part of their society. A small, small step in the less crazy direction?

I can hope dammit!

 
Goldstein [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:47:58 PM  
They came first for the mullets, And I didn't speak up because I did not have a mullet;
And then they came for the unibrows, And I didn't speak up because I pluck daily;
And then they came for...

 
ExpressPork 2008-08-03 01:48:11 PM  
Why would you shave someones feces?

 
Malinki 2008-08-03 01:49:17 PM  
ExpressPork: Why would you shave someones feces?

It looks sexier when it's smooth.

 
mason4300 2008-08-03 01:50:17 PM  
muslim_pakistani_guy: mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

That is hilarious


It is indeed hilarious. Until they come to sabotage my beard, anyway...

 
Triaxis 2008-08-03 01:51:41 PM  
Next up? THE COMFY CHAIR!

 
ironic_followup 2008-08-03 01:51:41 PM  
ya know...I know beards really mean a lot to them, and shaving it is probably really, really demeaning...but if that was all they did, that would make me happy.

 
muslim_pakistani_guy [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:52:25 PM  
mason4300: muslim_pakistani_guy: mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

That is hilarious

It is indeed hilarious. Until they come to sabotage my beard, anyway...


This is so ridiculous, its almost a monty python sketch only its real which makes it even better

 
Malinki 2008-08-03 01:54:07 PM  
ironic_followup: ya know...I know beards really mean a lot to them, and shaving it is probably really, really demeaning...but if that was all they did, that would make me happy.

Yeah, it's a kinder, gentler religious extremism movement.

A thousand carbombs alight.

 
MiamiBlues 2008-08-03 01:54:22 PM  
Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

So they need to illegally occupy someone else's land?

 
Kevin5280 2008-08-03 01:54:24 PM  
skinink: Hmm, I wonder if they would shave Tom Cruise's beard...

Wow, she's really got that whole Stepford Wife thing going full force in that picture.

 
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 01:55:09 PM  
Where do I sign up for a fatwa? Some mornings, I'm too lazy to shave. This would come in handy.

 
non-hetero 2008-08-03 01:56:15 PM  
Drink It In (^NSFW)

 
fredklein 2008-08-03 01:56:31 PM  
Um, they are aware the beard will grow back, right?

 
Bway-Joe 2008-08-03 01:57:26 PM  
You know who else punished rivals by shaving their faces...

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-08-03 01:59:22 PM  
MiamiBlues: Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

So they need to illegally occupy someone else's land?


I'm talking about their own society. At least Israelis are focused and aware of who their enemies are. I'm not saying they are right or wrong, just that Israel is the freest place in the Middle East and they lead by example on the issue in the region.

Israel treats their gays one way, Palestinians treat their gays another way.

I'm an anti-Zionist (support Israel's right to exist, but oppose the Jewish supremacist ideology), but you have to give them credit for being far more free and civil than their neighbors.

 
dgookin 2008-08-03 01:59:29 PM  
Give 'em an hour. It'll grow back.

 
MalvolioMandarin 2008-08-03 02:00:07 PM  
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Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 02:00:35 PM  
Herb Utsmelz: Where do I sign up for a fatwa?.

Or Fatah. Whatever. Same thing, really.

 
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