The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

At least they didn't force them to eat pork.

Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

Their version of Islam teaches way too much hate for that to ever happen.

Dwarves?

Okay you bastards, shaved my beard, taken the grey out of my sideburns, you've clipped my nosehair, massaged my scalp...

No, NO, NOOOOO! Not the shame of the soothing aftershave balm ANYTHING but the shame of the soothing aftershave balm! I'll talk you barberarians I'LL TALK!

do not care, but did they get charged 2 bits and was there a haircut invovled.

In the Mid East, men (muslim) are supposed to have facial hair. If you don't have facial hair, then it is assumed:

a) your shiat is farked up
b) you talk like a fag
c) combo of above

What do they do to the men?

if you're sick of all the bad news, here's some good news from israel...

http://www.newsoftheday.com

What kind of two bit operation doesn't include a haircut?

Punish me next. I could use a shave.

/got beard?

I think they will kill yoou for shaving over there.

Allah is great
You know it's true
If you don't agree
Here's a carbomb for you

Hamas Shave!

This thread's gonna be awesome.

Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

I'd say they're making some strides if shaving is replacing shooting.

/Not getting my hopes up, though.

Kane S. LaTrans:

Humph. Well, I'm not particularly hateful so

Darn you for beating me to it. Darn you to heck, by golly.

TheBigJerk: This thread's gonna be awesome.

Yup

In case you were looking for evidence that there's something seriously wrong with people who base their lives on religion, I just found a truckload.

MBA Whore: In the Mid East, men (muslim) are supposed to have facial hair. If you don't have facial hair, then it is assumed:

a) your shiat is farked up
b) you talk like a fag
c) combo of above

So what does it mean to walk around just in your underwear, or to have the Quor'an flushed down the toilet, is that too torturous too??

If I was their diabolical leader, I'd give them all brazilian waxes. Now that's a punishment.

Could be worse, considering Hamas usually just shoots you.

They are just fooling around, if they were serious about humiliating Fatah they would bathe them.

Queer Eye For The Hamas Guy?

brap: Okay you bastards, shaved my beard, taken the grey out of my sideburns, you've clipped my nosehair, massaged my scalp...

No, NO, NOOOOO! Not the shame of the soothing aftershave balm ANYTHING but the shame of the soothing aftershave balm! I'll talk you barberarians I'LL TALK!

No.... no, to break this early is.... to easy.... hmmm... yes, I think its.... time for the manicure.... Muahahahahahaha.

Beard jihad!

Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

If the Palestinians limited their attacks on Israelis to shaves-and-haircuts, there would be much screaming from the Orthodox, and bad jokes about the Palestinians being "Barber-ians", but it would be a vast improvement on the present situation.

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

I thought face shaving was how you punished a Dwarf?

/mamorpegah player
//long live Yahtzee Croshaw

"Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

SherKhan: What kind of two bit operation doesn't include a haircut?

WIN!

mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

That is hilarious

I kinda hope a bunch of people over there see that, being without facial hair really isn't a bad thing, and drop that part of their society. A small, small step in the less crazy direction?

I can hope dammit!

They came first for the mullets, And I didn't speak up because I did not have a mullet;
And then they came for the unibrows, And I didn't speak up because I pluck daily;
And then they came for...

Why would you shave someones feces?

ExpressPork: Why would you shave someones feces?

It looks sexier when it's smooth.

muslim_pakistani_guy: mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

That is hilarious

It is indeed hilarious. Until they come to sabotage my beard, anyway...

Next up? THE COMFY CHAIR!

ya know...I know beards really mean a lot to them, and shaving it is probably really, really demeaning...but if that was all they did, that would make me happy.

mason4300: muslim_pakistani_guy: mason4300: "Hamas, in turn, claimed followers' beards had been sabotaged by Fatah officials."

hahahaha

That is hilarious

It is indeed hilarious. Until they come to sabotage my beard, anyway...

This is so ridiculous, its almost a monty python sketch only its real which makes it even better

ironic_followup: ya know...I know beards really mean a lot to them, and shaving it is probably really, really demeaning...but if that was all they did, that would make me happy.

Yeah, it's a kinder, gentler religious extremism movement.

A thousand carbombs alight.

Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

So they need to illegally occupy someone else's land?

skinink: Hmm, I wonder if they would shave Tom Cruise's beard...

Wow, she's really got that whole Stepford Wife thing going full force in that picture.

Where do I sign up for a fatwa? Some mornings, I'm too lazy to shave. This would come in handy.

Drink It In (^NSFW)

Um, they are aware the beard will grow back, right?

You know who else punished rivals by shaving their faces...

MiamiBlues: Suicidal Writer: The Palestinian parties should look toward Israel and learn how to have a civil society.

So they need to illegally occupy someone else's land?

I'm talking about their own society. At least Israelis are focused and aware of who their enemies are. I'm not saying they are right or wrong, just that Israel is the freest place in the Middle East and they lead by example on the issue in the region.

Israel treats their gays one way, Palestinians treat their gays another way.

I'm an anti-Zionist (support Israel's right to exist, but oppose the Jewish supremacist ideology), but you have to give them credit for being far more free and civil than their neighbors.

Give 'em an hour. It'll grow back.

By zcarver14 at 2008-08-03

Herb Utsmelz: Where do I sign up for a fatwa?.

Or Fatah. Whatever. Same thing, really.