Booborz?

Back in school there was a guy who got hit by lightning as a kid. He had a 30 cm penis. Coincidence?

svenbertil: Back in school there was a guy who got hit by lightning as a kid. He had a 30 cm penis. Coincidence?

Was his name rod?

/needs coffee

I would have thought thay you gain super-human powers from a lighting strike.

TV has failed me again.

She must have an electric personality

/so sorry

So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.

/Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.

makes a helluva free tatoo

mavexe: svenbertil: Back in school there was a guy who got hit by lightning as a kid. He had a 30 cm penis. Coincidence?

Was his name rod?

I'm torn between "Booo! Hisssss!" and *golf clap*

SurfGirl69: So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.

/Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.

Had enough of a sample group to be able to come..ahem..up with that stat, eh?

/sorry
//fair's fair

Was I the only one who read 'White only'?

FTFA "I'm a rational person, a journalist"

ahahahaha

But every once in a while...



...A hero is born.

THE FLASH!

Mysterious and spooky, altogether cooky...........

Laughing Oil Executive: makes a helluva free tatoo

Holy shiat! Want.

A close friend of mine got struck a few years ago...didn't do much other than knock her on her ass and knocked her out for a few seconds. She's still much the same

I had a boss who got hit by lightning, He pissed and shiat in bags and he did a pretty fair impression of Michael J Fox when he moved because of it.

L. Heimdall: SurfGirl69: So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.

/Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.

Had enough of a sample group to be able to come..ahem..up with that stat, eh?

/sorry
//fair's fair

Well, I don't kiss and tell, however, I do have a significant network of friends; enough to establish a valid baseline; and if there is one thing we like to do, it's compare notes.

How could you remain the same when you realize that it was nature trying to thin the herd, but it's aim was a little off when gunning for you?

Nothing much happened to me after I got struck...OK, so lightning struck the outrigger on a boat while I was holding it. Close enough.

Felt like someone punched the shiat out of my shoulder.

A friend was struck by lightning and afterwards whenever he heard thunder, he would run in the direction he was facing.

coprolite: A friend was struck by lightning and afterwards whenever he heard thunder, he would run in the direction he was facing.

It's dangerous to try and run any other direction.

coprolite: A friend was struck by lightning and afterwards whenever he heard thunder, he would run in the direction he was facing.

I hope he never hears thunder while looking out over the edge of a cliff.

SurfGirl69: L. Heimdall: SurfGirl69: So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.


Yeah, well, it's been better for us too.

APPROVES!

SurfGirl69:

Well, I don't kiss and tell, however, I do have a significant network of friends; enough to establish a valid baseline; and if there is one thing we like to do, it's compare notes.

Not a very sound methodology... I would recommend a bukkake session, recorded on video so the results can be shared with others.

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...

Six times?

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

ToughLoveInAction: SurfGirl69: L. Heimdall: SurfGirl69: So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.


Yeah, well, it's been better for us too.

Well played.

Charlie Freak: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...

Six times?

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!

Pontoon boat? Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

SurfGirl69: L. Heimdall: SurfGirl69: So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.

/Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.

Had enough of a sample group to be able to come..ahem..up with that stat, eh?

/sorry
//fair's fair

Well, I don't kiss and tell, however, I do have a significant network of friends; enough to establish a valid baseline; and if there is one thing we like to do, it's compare notes penises.

/FTFY
/c'mon be honest

I got struck by lightning once, or as I like to call it, gods drive by shooting.

Most people think that when you get struck by lightning you get some kind of magical superpowers, like the ability to read minds or shoot lightning....but no, not me. I got the ability to shake on the ground uncontrolably and shiat my pants.

Majik_Smoke: I got struck by lightning once, or as I like to call it, gods drive by shooting.

Most people think that when you get struck by lightning you get some kind of magical superpowers, like the ability to read minds or shoot lightning....but no, not me. I got the ability to shake on the ground uncontrolably and shiat my pants.

Love that Dave Attell

I got hit at a concert in Pittsburgh, about 10 of us under a tarp in a large field. The lightning struck a metal hand rail about 10 feet away from us and it still lit us up pretty good. I was 100% drunk, so I am sure that helped ease the pain.

When I was about twelve, a 14-year-old boy from my neighborhood was struck in the back of the neck and killed. Our friend, who was with him at the time, received one helluva shock and was in a coma for a few days. He's fine now, but he's certainly one wacky guy. I'm not sure if it was the lightning that did it to him, though.

I can understand the personality change. I was on a complete adrenaline overdose the first time I bodyboarded Mavericks (during a 20'@17sec swell). For three days after I was blindly euphoric, and thereafter had a different perspective upon which was truly important. When you've faced down and tamed- under your own power- a wall of water of incalculable tonnage the height of a three-story building racing at you at nearly 30MPH you fear no man, but it's also much harder to care about (and have patience with)the plethora of mind-numbing petty trivialities that the world hands out on a daily basis....

SurfGirl69 - So, lightning is sort of like men, then. Only one in ten gets the job done.


Well, I know I always get the job done.

I cum every time.

And when chemicals get involved, things get... interesting.

LOL on her calling herself a "high energy" person.

Bor-ing.

For those of you who don't want to read the 5000 word article - lightning is electricity that comes from the sky - some chick got struck by it and it damaged her illusion of invincibility - but not enough to make her interesting.

My MIL was struck by lightning not once but twice.

Crazy biatch - even the grandkids don't want anything to do with her.

I clicked on this thread to see the TF'ers go on about how anyone who is struck by lightning deserves financial ruin and death -- because a TF'er works too hard (for daddy's firm) to get struck by lightning.

the prevailing school of thought is that whacky people are more predisposed to be hit by lightening in the first place.

a friend of mine when i was younger got struck not once, not twice, but thrice. plus on top of it all he had a hair lip and his ultimate goal in life was to become the janitor at a local elementary school. he was pretty farked up.

oh and all three strikes were separate incidents

When I was a kid, I saw someone almost get struck by lightning.

It was outside a bank, and a girl was sitting on the sidewalk leaning back against the wall below the big metal after-hours deposit drawer.

The deposit drawer got struck and I thought that chick was going to jump out of her skin.

I almost got struck by a foul ball at a minor league game in much the same way. It bounced off the wall about half a foot from my head. I was much cooler about it. I didn't even flinch.

(because I didn't see it till it bounced away from me)

Darth Astroglide: I clicked on this thread to see the TF'ers go on about how anyone who is struck by lightning deserves financial ruin and death -- because a TF'er works too hard (for daddy's firm) to get struck by lightning.

The only thing that makes a TF'er different from you is that a TF'er has ponied up $5/mo (or less, if paid semi-annually) for access to Totalfark.

Well, and the fact that we're superior to the rest of you lot, of course.. or... something...

Prunes Please: FTFA "I'm a rational person, a journalist"

ahahahaha

Hehehe, I'm glad I'm not the only one who giggled upon reading that.

This woman was never the same!

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Liiiiiiightniiiiiiiiing's striiiiiiiikiiiiiiiiiiing aaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaaaain

/This link is hotter than the surface of the sun

Stu_Padasso: This woman was never the same!

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lol That's unbelievable!

wydok: And when chemicals get involved, things get... interesting.

Sometimes you don't even need chemicals.