The article I read on this a few days ago said he was accusing her of tossing him.

That was way funnier.

Cue the "I love midget porn" mugshot guy.

This thread is useful without pics.

Adman12: The article I read on this a few days ago said he was accusing her of tossing him.

That was way funnier.

I've heard of "tossing out the baby with the bathwater".

"Tossing out the midget with the salad" must be a fairly recent development.

wait, we can sue videotapes now?
man, "dracula dead and loving it" is going to pay...

Adman12: The article I read on this a few days ago said he was accusing her of tossing him.

That was way funnier.

He was tossed off...that's funny.

There are far more fun ways to make a few bucks.

Why doesn't he just blast her with a bolt of lightning? He is master of the arcane after all.

Crash Test Dumbass: wait, we can sue videotapes now?
man, "dracula dead and loving it" is going to pay...

I came in to say something along these lines... Can't wait to see that damn tape try to defend itself in court!

does anyone know if she is a regular-size human?

exno 2008-08-03 09:53:50 AM
does anyone know if she is a regular-size human?

Yes. More importantly, has anyone watched it yet?

that clip that TMZ released was creepy as hell and pretty much squashed any interest i may have ever had in celebrity sex tapes. Ugh. Yet my GF insists she wants to see it.

crayola_chicken: that clip that TMZ released was creepy as hell and pretty much squashed any interest i may have ever had in celebrity sex tapes. Ugh. Yet my GF insists she wants to see it.

Your girl friend wants to watch vern troyer do the mattress mombo and I can't get my fiancee to show any sign of interest in being naked. Yeah...this marriage is going to happen. NOT.

Oh yeah... where is Ernest P. Worrel when you need him?

Crash Test Dumbass: wait, we can sue videotapes now?

This.

now i might be barking up the wrong tree here, but does '15 mins of fame' really apply to actors that appear multiple major motion pictures? not to compare this little guy to tom hanks, but if tom hanks fell off the map, would we say his 15 mins are up?

know what i mean vern?

Troyer's attorney, Ed McPherson, has said that the actor will pursue all possible legal action to keep the tape from being sold.

Sounds like we will hear more about this very shortly.

Crash Test Dumbass: wait, we can sue videotapes now?
man, "dracula dead and loving it" is going to pay...

excellent choice of shiatty movie.

UCFRoadWarrior: Judging by the way Mini Me career has been going....he should have been happy with the release of the tape.

Ugh, not even that--that little dude is so ugly he should try to quash any mention of that tape, pretend like it never existed, not keep bringing it up.

/And I didn't even watch a clip of it.

UCFRoadWarrior: Judging by the way Mini Me career has been going....he should have been happy with the release of the tape.

He should just be happy something had sex with him

Sidebar: Recently I saw Troyer hanging with the midget who was the elf to Kramer's Santa in "Seinfeld." They were perched on two bar stools in the Atlanta airport Crown Room. The sight was jarring at first especially as everyone else was killing themselves trying not to stare.

who?

Clearly you guys don't know how it works.

a)Date a star (a-list, b-list, it doesn't matter)
b)Create sex tape with said star.
c)Profit.

the famous dancing midget baby - SFW (new window)

I think we should all sue his ex-girlfriend for making a Verne Troyer sex tape.

She's still fairly hot:



/Who am I kidding
//Sharp knees!

Once, in a former life, I was a cocktail waitress. 3 guys came into my bar and one was average sized, and two were dwarfs (dwarves?) anyway, one dwarf was the tallest dwarf in the world and the other was the smallest I have ever seen! I would swear it was Verne. (Pre-Mini Me days) He drank a gin and tonic. I was standing behind them and I felt something on my leg and it was the little guy, standing there with his arm around my calf, looking up at me (AND up my skirt) and he said, "Man, you're really HOT" I would have been offended but instead I was amused. Even if he jumped up he couldn't have reached the goods. So right then and there, I made a new rule, if you are less than 30 inches tall, you can look up my skirt.

GoodOmens: She's still fairly hot:

Yes she is but holy christ that bikini combo couldn't be more hideous.

OK, so the guy who got drunk, got naked, and took a leak off of his scooter onto the floor in Episode 1 of Season 4 of The Surreal Life is suing to keep his good name from being tarnished?

And the Fail Boat sets sail once again...

Sobrrr: Once, in a former life, I was a cocktail waitress. 3 guys came into my bar and one was average sized, and two were dwarfs (dwarves?) anyway, one dwarf was the tallest dwarf in the world and the other was the smallest I have ever seen! I would swear it was Verne. (Pre-Mini Me days) He drank a gin and tonic. I was standing behind them and I felt something on my leg and it was the little guy, standing there with his arm around my calf, looking up at me (AND up my skirt) and he said, "Man, you're really HOT" I would have been offended but instead I was amused. Even if he jumped up he couldn't have reached the goods. So right then and there, I made a new rule, if you are less than 30 inches tall, you can look up my skirt.

ADA compliance.

Sobrrr: Once, in a former life, I was a cocktail waitress. 3 guys came into my bar and one was average sized, and two were dwarfs (dwarves?) anyway, one dwarf was the tallest dwarf in the world and the other was the smallest I have ever seen! I would swear it was Verne. (Pre-Mini Me days) He drank a gin and tonic. I was standing behind them and I felt something on my leg and it was the little guy, standing there with his arm around my calf, looking up at me (AND up my skirt) and he said, "Man, you're really HOT" I would have been offended but instead I was amused. Even if he jumped up he couldn't have reached the goods. So right then and there, I made a new rule, if you are less than 30 inches tall, you can look up my skirt.


/approves

Sobrrr: Once, in a former life, I was a cocktail waitress. 3 guys came into my bar and one was average sized, and two were dwarfs (dwarves?) anyway, one dwarf was the tallest dwarf in the world and the other was the smallest I have ever seen! I would swear it was Verne. (Pre-Mini Me days) He drank a gin and tonic. I was standing behind them and I felt something on my leg and it was the little guy, standing there with his arm around my calf, looking up at me (AND up my skirt) and he said, "Man, you're really HOT" I would have been offended but instead I was amused. Even if he jumped up he couldn't have reached the goods. So right then and there, I made a new rule, if you are less than 30 inches tall, you can look up my skirt.

TPIUWPOY
this post is useless without pics of you

Besides the fact that he has a shiat load of money, how does a guy like Verne get a woman like that?

jayrman123 - Besides the fact that he has a shiat load of money, how does a guy like Verne get a woman like that?


The fame helps too.

lhinds - Sidebar: Recently I saw Troyer hanging with the midget who was the elf to Kramer's Santa in "Seinfeld." They were perched on two bar stools in the Atlanta airport Crown Room. The sight was jarring at first especially as everyone else was killing themselves trying not to stare.


I met Matt Roloff at the Silverton Casino in Vegas a few months ago.

Didn't have sex with him, though.

Met Wayne Brady at the Gold Star Chili in the Cincinnati airport a few days before that on my way out to Vegas.

Didn't have sex with him either.

Shouldn't this be 7 minutes of fame...?

technicolor-misfit: jayrman123 - Besides the fact that he has a shiat load of money, how does a guy like Verne get a woman like that?


The fame helps too.

I'm certainly not "a woman like that," but I have always found Wee Man incredibly attractive. There was a dwarf in town a few years ago who was very good looking as well. Depends on the man, I suppose.

15 minutes of fame? Ol Verne has been around longer than 15 minutes. That's pretty short sighted of you, subbie.

That beanpole doesn't have money, why doesn't Verne just sell the damn sex tape? Hell why not start doing porn?

Isn't the ex-girlfriend the one clamoring for fame/money here? SHE's the one that wants to release the tape. I've never heard of her before all this.

Verne is a cool guy, I hope his lawyer mops the floor with her.

If I'm not mistaken, this sort of case is handled in small-claims court.

Control_this: GoodOmens: She's still fairly hot:

Yes she is but holy christ that bikini combo couldn't be more hideous.

only a gay man would make that comment..or someone with a vagina, so which is it?

GoodOmens: She's still fairly hot:

Awww, it thinks it's people.

GoodOmens: She's still fairly hot

Think of it this way - at least you know you're bigger than her last b/f.

um...who really cares?

Sobrrr

That's the funniest thing I've read today. Thanks.