I tried it and it smelled like dead baby pizza.

/window seat...

Ummm...

Almost anything made in an American factory or restaurant chain has so many preservatives that it's never going to rot. Jesus Christ -- not even Spam has an expiration date; it has a half-life.

I think it has almost 3 times the half-life of Promethium.

http://www.iun.edu/~cpanhd/periodictable.html

Personally, that's the best use for Domino's pizza that I can think of.

There's a world of shenanigans whirling around this case, combined with illogical hope that the child is okay.

The article didn't mention it, but a cadaver-sniffing dog also identified the trunk as a source of human decomposition. These dogs are able to differentiate between human decomp and rotting food, or even other animal decomp.

My guess is that the child was either put in the truck (by mom, in a fit of anger) and she died there with a few short hours, or the child climbed in to hide (playfully?) and couldn't get out. Then there was a few days of panic, the child in the trunk, while mom figured out what to do with the body and invent a story that would keep her out of trouble.

There seems to be an inconsistency here. Sure, you can leave pizza in a box or in the open air and it will dry out and not rot. You seal it up in a plastic bag and that is an entirely different scenario. Either way... I don't know if this girl is innocent or not, but it seems like the police really want to pin it on her.

JohnnyC: There seems to be an inconsistency here. Sure, you can leave pizza in a box or in the open air and it will dry out and not rot. You seal it up in a plastic bag and that is an entirely different scenario. Either way... I don't know if this girl is innocent or not, but it seems like the police really want to pin it on her.

You seal up a pizza in a plastic bag and you won't smell it because, well, it's sealed in a plastic bag.

The basic ingredients of pizza would just dry up, and perhaps grow mould. And the meat is so full of salt and nitrates that it would just dry up as well.

Hell, I recently bought a salami from a Mennonite market that the lady said would keep indefinitely - and it was just naturally smoked.

This reminds me of the most horrifying scene in Supersize Me, which was in the long version at the end where he has the various brands of French fries under glass jars and the McDonald's ones look completely the same after a month or so while all the others are moldy and disgusting.

You want death stench? I just had to clean up four-day-old raw squid remains that a raccoon managed to get out of our "secure" garbage.

Hell, we've waterboarded people for less.

In related news, Florida tag seen sobbing bloodied and bruised in a corner as a triumphant Silly tag stands nearby.

disapproves.

Her alibi is a pizza pie? My oh my.

It's been done! (new window)

Earguy: The article didn't mention it, but a cadaver-sniffing dog also identified the trunk as a source of human decomposition. These dogs are able to differentiate between human decomp and rotting food, or even other animal decomp.

http://www.wftv.com/news/17053323/detail.html :Detectives also said two cadaver dogs alerted on the trunk of the car Casey allegedly stole from her parents.

?

SnarfVader: JohnnyC: There seems to be an inconsistency here. Sure, you can leave pizza in a box or in the open air and it will dry out and not rot. You seal it up in a plastic bag and that is an entirely different scenario. Either way... I don't know if this girl is innocent or not, but it seems like the police really want to pin it on her.

You seal up a pizza in a plastic bag and you won't smell it because, well, it's sealed in a plastic bag.

So you've never had a bag of garbage that smelled? I doubt she sealed the bag with a hot press and usually if you just tie a handled plastic bag, there are still spots where air can enter and stench escape.

this looks like a call for Mythbusters!

Rotting*(Pizza)=Rotting*(Corpse)...divide by Corpse and you get Pizza = Corpse...which is clearly false. Math can prove everything...doesn't the rest of the world know this by now?

TTIUWDBJ

this thread is useless without dead baby jokes

Earguy: There's a world of shenanigans whirling around this case, combined with illogical hope that the child is okay.

The article didn't mention it, but a cadaver-sniffing dog also identified the trunk as a source of human decomposition. These dogs are able to differentiate between human decomp and rotting food, or even other animal decomp.

My guess is that the child was either put in the truck (by mom, in a fit of anger) and she died there with a few short hours, or the child climbed in to hide (playfully?) and couldn't get out. Then there was a few days of panic, the child in the trunk, while mom figured out what to do with the body and invent a story that would keep her out of trouble.

Considering this lady's mentality concerning her missing daughter, I think it might be more sinister than that. I think she would have confessed to an "accident" long before now.

Death stench, borrowed shovel, not reporting her missing, ect. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that the police should be looking for a body and not a mexican-immigrant babysitter/kidnapper.

Information I learned in the mid 80's that might aid some of you down the road: borrowing your sister's Camaro to go catfishing and leaving chicken livers in the trunk under a hot Alabama sun for several days will, without a doubt, result in the pungent aroma of death persisting throughout the entire car for several weeks.

Haplo127x: SnarfVader: JohnnyC: There seems to be an inconsistency here. Sure, you can leave pizza in a box or in the open air and it will dry out and not rot. You seal it up in a plastic bag and that is an entirely different scenario. Either way... I don't know if this girl is innocent or not, but it seems like the police really want to pin it on her.

You seal up a pizza in a plastic bag and you won't smell it because, well, it's sealed in a plastic bag.

So you've never had a bag of garbage that smelled? I doubt she sealed the bag with a hot press and usually if you just tie a handled plastic bag, there are still spots where air can enter and stench escape.

I think they mean something more along the line of a ziploc bag.

Here's an idea. Take this waste of skin and have her die in some way....then put her in a pizza box for 12 days and see what THAT smells like. I'll bet it would smell like the trunk of her car.

//if she did kill her kid and keep the body in her trunk
///innocent until proven guilty
////Fark it...kill the biatch now

Laughing Oil Executive: TTIUWDBJ

this thread is useless without dead baby jokes

what do you call a dead white baby? an angel

what do you call a dead black baby? a bat

I think the mom is probably guilty as hell, but their experiment has an obvious flaw. If the pizza were in a bag that was closed but not airtight, more moisture would remain with the pizza and you'd get more of a putrefying effect.

What a waste of an animal.

Laughing Oil Executive: TTIUWDBJ

this thread is useless without dead baby jokes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? 1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans

Whats grosser than gross?
Ten babies in a garbage can.

Whats grosser than that?
One baby in ten garbage cans.

Whats grosser than that?
Ten babies in a garbage can, one on the bottom alive and eating his way out.


///thinks the mom and uncle did it.
////which is a shame cuz the mom is kinda hot.
//too bad she is batshiat crazy.

I'll bet the smell in the car came from the valet parking attendant.

when will they change their call letters to WTFV?

Anybody know where I can get a couple pairs of the PINK handcuffs???

/needed for the dunge, er playroom...

Sounds like The Stinkymeat Project

wheatpennyandaglock Quote 2008-08-03 10:38:56 AM
when will they change their call letters to WTFV?


I see WFTV in the headline and article....where do you see it messed up?

WFTV? Shouldn't that be WTFTV?

I like her pink handcuffs . . . very Paris Hilton

damn you wheatpenny!!! (although mine is a bit different)

I had my first Domino's pizza at a hotelroom in Copenhagen. Probably the worst "freshly made" pizza in my life.

Can you get a retired cadaver dog, kinda like retired greyhounds?

Adman12: You want death stench? I just had to clean up four-day-old raw squid remains that a raccoon managed to get out of our "secure" garbage.

My father in law and I cleaned up a 15 lb bloated dead carp from the shore of his lakeside house. That smelled bad enough (the innards were jellyfied by then)... but then we put it in the trash, and trash pickup wasn't for 5 more days. After day one, the sealed trashcan smelled for a 5' radius, and the blowflies were very interested.

Those garbagemen didn't get paid enough for monday morning, I tell ya.

That said, tremendous journalism.

Oh, and true story- rotting human remains smells different somehow. I've smelled plenty of dead things in my time, but by far was the smell of the dead girl in college who OD'ed over spring break in my ex-gf's dorm. She was one floor down, right underneath her room. When they moved her corpse, ho-lee-sheeit it stank. It was unpleasant for the next couple of days in that room.

/you know something bad happpened when the real police are in a college dorm, and not campus police.

BlorfMaster: Can you get a retired cadaver dog, kinda like retired greyhounds?

I hear you can, but their noses are blown.

edmund_vnh: WFTV? Shouldn't that be WTFTV?

WTFTV indeed.

Q: Why do women break their water?

A: So if their babies die they can have soup.

I've conducted this experiment numerous times in my kitchen.

Give mes some Domino's pizza, and I'll give you smell of death in less than 2 hours.

/Don't even need to be in Florida.

Sensationalist bullshiat. You're not investigators, you're reporters. Report the news and be done with it.

Cooked food doesn't rot, and week old pizza is still edible.

/was really poor at one time.

Yeah, the meat on a pizza is pre-cooked and treated with preservatives. It won't decay like a human body, nor would it smell like death. Usually, the death smell people relate to is the stench of body fluids going rancid.

The closest thing to that smell would be a pig. Now if they had ever been hunting in that car and toted the carcass home in the trunk, then there you go. But survey says.....BS

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Haplo127x: SnarfVader: JohnnyC: There seems to be an inconsistency here. Sure, you can leave pizza in a box or in the open air and it will dry out and not rot. You seal it up in a plastic bag and that is an entirely different scenario. Either way... I don't know if this girl is innocent or not, but it seems like the police really want to pin it on her.

You seal up a pizza in a plastic bag and you won't smell it because, well, it's sealed in a plastic bag.

So you've never had a bag of garbage that smelled? I doubt she sealed the bag with a hot press and usually if you just tie a handled plastic bag, there are still spots where air can enter and stench escape.

I think they mean something more along the line of a ziploc bag.

which would burst from the gasses released by decomposition.

you cant keep a good stank down.