lol. Great headline.

Did it break his momma's back?

lol. That was great.

I may be going out on a limb here subby but yeah that had me cracking up. Sadly now I have to leave.

My next album will now be titled:

Unmerciful Crack

Working on album art today, if I get a chance.

subby you son of a Birch

thank god! i thought it was a pick of my mother again...

I blame the Dutch.

In before the Amy Winehouse pics.....and out again!

Where is your Unitarian Universalist god-goddess-spirit-power-guide
now?

Finally, and answer to the age old question; "If a tree falls in Portsmouth, does a bored journalist write a tedius, long winded article about how it affected the lives of everyone in a 2 mile radius?"

Too bad there weren't any tree-sitters in it.

/live too close to Berkeley.

Onlookers attempted to catch the elm, but it was slippery.

well played subby

A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!!

LoneVVolf: Finally, and answer to the age old question; "If a tree falls in Portsmouth, does a bored journalist write a tedius, long winded article about how it affected the lives of everyone in a 2 mile radius?"

It's quiet in New Hampshire, and we like it that way.

i found these growing out of a tree in the forest last week. works better than crack.

i lol'd

lol

I hope someone gets to the root of this.

Excellent headline, Subby. Remind me to show you MY slippery elm sometime...

Bravo Subby. Well played.

The homeless squirrels were set up in a temporary shelter, sponsored by Fark.com.

Fark doesn't yet have a "Take-it-back-and-fix-it" button yet.

...or a remove the extra yet button...

Laughing Oil Executive: i found these growing out of a tree in the forest last week. works better than crack.

not for gettin hos it doesnt.

lol

bonus points for the name "slippery elm."

We just had a giant tree like that topple on our street during some storms last week. No one was hurt but it took out two parked cars. The city took away the foliage but it looks like they need special equipment to haul off the trunk, because it's still lying there, looks like about 1 1/2 - 2 ft diameter across the middle.

I'm sure the folks whose cars were totalled don't think so, but actually it's kinda sad when such a big old tree goes down. On the other hand, I think it must have been sick and rotting from inside if a storm was able to pull it down.

+150726843 subby!

Clever.

Technically, the crack didn't kill, though. That's like saying "coughing up blood kills" when you've been shot in the stomach.

/too grisly for Sunday morning?

God, what a tragedy. This epidemic is getting out of hand.

Was anyone else kinda disappointed when they clicked through?

Crackheads getting killed by their crack is part of the solution, not the problem.

Oh Snap!

Great headline subby

I guess that tree wanted to make like a tree and... er, yeah.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: Laughing Oil Executive: i found these growing out of a tree in the forest last week. works better than crack.

not for gettin hos it doesnt.

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LOLZ.

Slippery Elm....100 years old? I'm surprised dutch elm or something else didn't kill it first.

/ elm trees are awesome
// wants to be an elm tree

I want to move to this town where a tree falling makes the news and people go on for paragraphs at end about how much they hate losing trees.

It seems like it'd be a nice place to live.

If a tree falls in the middle of downtown Portsmouth and no one is around to hear it... does it make a sound?

A tree once fell on my car so im really getting a kick...

/wish i was just joking
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Kane S. LaTrans: subby you son of a Birch

Come now, leaf subby alone, it's not like he committed treason.

/thread like this without puns just goes against the grain

chrismac: I want to move to this town where a tree falling makes the news and people go on for paragraphs at end about how much they hate losing trees.

It seems like it'd be a nice place to live.

This

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Wow, and here I expected some picture of a morbidly obese woman showing whale tail. Looks like I got my wood on in a completely different way.

"Weak roots on a slippery elm caused some commotion downtown Friday morning when the century-old tree fell over, crossing Court Place and into nearby a parking lot."

That's some real good editing you got there.

Nice headline subby.

/cracked me up

rim shot

I blame bush.

mavrick45: A tree once fell on my car so im really getting a kick...

/wish i was just joking
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That car deserved to be killed.

'I beg to differ'

mavrick45: A tree once fell on my car so im really getting a kick...

/wish i was just joking

Bummer, but it does look a little bit better that way.

The town where the tree fell, Portsmouth, is a great town BTW.