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(Kansas.com) Obvious Fire strikes Westboro Baptist Church, arson likely. Fred Phelps thanks....well, nobody   (kansas.com) divider line 344
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Generation_D [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 02:12:13 AM  
If vigilante justice were ever justified....

 
Isotope 2008-08-03 02:20:54 AM  
Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 02:46:25 AM  
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Fixed that for yall feller's.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 02:47:53 AM  
Crap. Giving the crazies something real to justify their paranoia is completely stupid.

The best thing to do is point and laugh.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 02:56:42 AM  
It couldn't happen to nicer people.

 
TotalBastage 2008-08-03 02:56:45 AM  
Karma? Ehh
/Italian Shrug

 
AgentTuba 2008-08-03 02:57:05 AM  
Hero Tag ?

 
missionpants 2008-08-03 02:57:44 AM  
ALSO COCKS!

 
jennyz 2008-08-03 02:58:42 AM  
Isotope: Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

If I lived anywhere near them, you bet your sweet ass I'd be there bright and early.

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-08-03 02:59:58 AM  
FTFC:"

in some related news....

A man dressed in a robe, with long hair and beard, carrying a large walking stick was seen leaving the area. A witness reported seeing a bush on fire and the man in the robe was overheard talking to the burning bush.

Details to follow as they become available."

Posted by: Mr_Obvious

I lol'd!

 
Flyerguy 2008-08-03 03:00:46 AM  
Hahaha

From the comments:
"it's god's will."

 
erveek 2008-08-03 03:02:54 AM  
oh... just a little one.

Seriously though... if ever anyone took the name of God in vain, it's these asstriscuits.

/Hephaestus Hates Westboro

 
JJFerret 2008-08-03 03:03:05 AM  
So, given how litigious these flaming butt-holes are, should we start taking donations for the legal defense fund of the arsonist(s)?

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-08-03 03:04:54 AM  
erveek: asstriscuits.


This may replace "asspanda" as my new favorite swear.

Damn shame it was only the garage and fence.

/Asstriscuits!

 
TheGreatZarquon 2008-08-03 03:05:32 AM  
Somewhere, there's a guy who smells slightly of gasoline sitting in a bar smiling to himself...

 
YesItsTom [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:07:53 AM  
Maybe there should be a Twatwaffle Karma tag?

 
ChimpZealot [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:07:59 AM  
Odds on the church deliberately setting the fire to get publicity?

 
Ringshadow 2008-08-03 03:08:02 AM  
img368.imageshack.us

/used to live in Kansas

 
muckin refarkable 2008-08-03 03:08:03 AM  
erveek: asstriscuits.

Asstriscuits????
I don't know why, but that cracked me up. Thanks.

 
IAmSuperBeast 2008-08-03 03:08:26 AM  
it's a shame the entire congregation wasn't inside with the farking doors nailed shut.

 
mason4300 2008-08-03 03:08:35 AM  
HA HA

 
angrygrizzly 2008-08-03 03:08:49 AM  
Yeow. Gonna be a hell of a long list of suspects.

And you can't even confine it to Kansas.

 
mason4300 2008-08-03 03:10:21 AM  
Anyone want to team up and finish the job?

/Road trip!!!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-03 03:11:34 AM  
erveek: oh... just a little one.

Seriously though... if ever anyone took the name of God in vain, it's these asstriscuits.

/Hephaestus Hates Westboro


LOL!

I don't know how you could top an asstriscuit. And I don't wanna know.

 
TotalBastage 2008-08-03 03:11:49 AM  
/Lives in Kansas, where Fred Phelps is not really a big deal because he is shunned by the state community


Really he is lucky that Kansas is such a "nice" state. If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

 
Alphax 2008-08-03 03:12:50 AM  
They sure that it wasn't someone's pants on fire?

 
MortalComedy 2008-08-03 03:13:14 AM  
TheGreatZarquon: Somewhere, there's a guy who smells slightly of gasoline sitting in a bar smiling to himself...

And in a just world he is drinking for free.



//I'll buy him a round

 
TheGreatZarquon 2008-08-03 03:13:51 AM  
angrygrizzly: Yeow. Gonna be a hell of a long list of suspects.

And you can't even confine it to Kansas.


No kidding, I bet there'll be people lined up around the block at the police station to take responsibility.

 
Flyerguy 2008-08-03 03:14:02 AM  
TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.

 
sunbird [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:14:03 AM  
Jesus commanded us to pray for our enemies, as even our enemies loved their families, whereas he wanted us to love everyone. I'm not actually Christian anymore, but what the hell, I'll pray anyway.

Lord, please send enlightenment to these your most blinded of your followers. Please let them see that what you were selling was love not hate. Please make them true followers of yours and not malignant tumours of hate that afflict humanity. Amen.

/agnostic
//still hopes even arseholes like this can be saved for a given value of saved.

 
Vertdang 2008-08-03 03:14:07 AM  
muckin refarkable: erveek: asstriscuits.

Asstriscuits????
I don't know why, but that cracked me up. Thanks.


Agreed. Funny, but I don't know about defiling the holy triscuit.

/thems are yummy.

 
rohar [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:14:48 AM  
Alphax: They sure that it wasn't someone's pants on fire?

You win one (1) interweb

//and you owe me a new keyboard

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-03 03:16:05 AM  
Flyerguy: TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.


The Juggernaut. Definitely the Juggernaut.

 
rohar [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:17:17 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: Flyerguy: TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.

The Juggernaut. Definitely the Juggernaut.


No question about Judge Dread, it'd be ugly but fun to watch.

 
Ranger677 [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:17:49 AM  
Watch it turn out to be one of the families kids playing with matches...

 
TomServo0 2008-08-03 03:18:44 AM  
Westboro Baptist Church is neither Baptist nor a church. Discuss.

 
Great Janitor 2008-08-03 03:19:12 AM  
Do you think the investigators are wondering if they could actually get away with putting "act of god" onto the paperwork for the cause of the fire?

Really, given what they have said and done, I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner. I figured by now they should have been the victims of some hit and runs, a sniper attack, muggings and rape (not the actual sexual rape but the sodomized with a fence post style of rape). Really, they've been rather lucky to have gone this long without so much as getting their cars keyed.

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-08-03 03:19:28 AM  
Ranger677: Watch it turn out to be one of the families kids playing with matches...

trying to smoke a fag, perhaps?

/I am so sorry.

 
chachi88 2008-08-03 03:19:47 AM  
Fark that. sunbird = coolboy55 on the weekend.

 
PWNtheCCP 2008-08-03 03:20:34 AM  
img242.imageshack.us

 
machausta 2008-08-03 03:20:46 AM  
/used to live in Kansas
//Gasoline is too expensive, what about a gallon of lighter fluid?

 
skout2469 2008-08-03 03:21:01 AM  
jennyz: Isotope: Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

If I lived anywhere near them, you bet your sweet ass I'd be there bright and early.


You could count me in.

 
timelady 2008-08-03 03:21:43 AM  
i wish i cared about their fate (in a +ve way).

/wishes someone would rescue their kids from the brainwashing asstriscuits though, not too late for the kidlets.
//loves the term asstriscuits.

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:21:45 AM  
We're gonna need some kinda picture for asstriscuit straightaway.

 
g33kgrrl 2008-08-03 03:23:19 AM  
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving family.

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:24:14 AM  
Remember in The Incredibles when Mr. Incredible in in the bureaucratic fark's office and asks if he's supposed to help customers? My belief in the rule of law requires that I denounce this and call for the arsonists to be arrested.

That being said, I put 50:50 on this being another stunt by that bunch of fetid prolapsed anuses.

 
fappityfappityfap 2008-08-03 03:24:22 AM  
lol

 
timelady 2008-08-03 03:24:46 AM  
southaustin: We're gonna need some kinda picture for asstriscuit straightaway.

please. something large and crumbly...

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:25:03 AM  
164.109.43.73

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-03 03:26:01 AM  
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Karma is a biatch & you reap what you sow.

 
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