If vigilante justice were ever justified....

Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

Crap. Giving the crazies something real to justify their paranoia is completely stupid.

The best thing to do is point and laugh.

It couldn't happen to nicer people.

Karma? Ehh
/Italian Shrug

Hero Tag ?

ALSO COCKS!

Isotope: Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

If I lived anywhere near them, you bet your sweet ass I'd be there bright and early.

FTFC:"

in some related news....

A man dressed in a robe, with long hair and beard, carrying a large walking stick was seen leaving the area. A witness reported seeing a bush on fire and the man in the robe was overheard talking to the burning bush.

Details to follow as they become available."

Posted by: Mr_Obvious

I lol'd!

Hahaha

From the comments:
"it's god's will."

oh... just a little one.

Seriously though... if ever anyone took the name of God in vain, it's these asstriscuits.

/Hephaestus Hates Westboro

So, given how litigious these flaming butt-holes are, should we start taking donations for the legal defense fund of the arsonist(s)?

erveek: asstriscuits.


This may replace "asspanda" as my new favorite swear.

Damn shame it was only the garage and fence.

/Asstriscuits!

Somewhere, there's a guy who smells slightly of gasoline sitting in a bar smiling to himself...

Maybe there should be a Twatwaffle Karma tag?

Odds on the church deliberately setting the fire to get publicity?

/used to live in Kansas

erveek: asstriscuits.

Asstriscuits????
I don't know why, but that cracked me up. Thanks.

it's a shame the entire congregation wasn't inside with the farking doors nailed shut.

HA HA

Yeow. Gonna be a hell of a long list of suspects.

And you can't even confine it to Kansas.

Anyone want to team up and finish the job?

/Road trip!!!

erveek: oh... just a little one.

Seriously though... if ever anyone took the name of God in vain, it's these asstriscuits.

/Hephaestus Hates Westboro

LOL!

I don't know how you could top an asstriscuit. And I don't wanna know.

/Lives in Kansas, where Fred Phelps is not really a big deal because he is shunned by the state community


Really he is lucky that Kansas is such a "nice" state. If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

They sure that it wasn't someone's pants on fire?

TheGreatZarquon: Somewhere, there's a guy who smells slightly of gasoline sitting in a bar smiling to himself...

And in a just world he is drinking for free.



//I'll buy him a round

angrygrizzly: Yeow. Gonna be a hell of a long list of suspects.

And you can't even confine it to Kansas.

No kidding, I bet there'll be people lined up around the block at the police station to take responsibility.

TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.

Jesus commanded us to pray for our enemies, as even our enemies loved their families, whereas he wanted us to love everyone. I'm not actually Christian anymore, but what the hell, I'll pray anyway.

Lord, please send enlightenment to these your most blinded of your followers. Please let them see that what you were selling was love not hate. Please make them true followers of yours and not malignant tumours of hate that afflict humanity. Amen.

/agnostic
//still hopes even arseholes like this can be saved for a given value of saved.

muckin refarkable: erveek: asstriscuits.

Asstriscuits????
I don't know why, but that cracked me up. Thanks.

Agreed. Funny, but I don't know about defiling the holy triscuit.

/thems are yummy.

Alphax: They sure that it wasn't someone's pants on fire?

You win one (1) interweb

//and you owe me a new keyboard

Flyerguy: TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.

The Juggernaut. Definitely the Juggernaut.

Danger Avoid Death: Flyerguy: TotalBastage: If Phelps' church was in a state such as, Colorado, it probably would have been bulldozed by a catholic union worker in a batman costume

Baman wouldn't do that. Maybe Piderman would.

The Juggernaut. Definitely the Juggernaut.

No question about Judge Dread, it'd be ugly but fun to watch.

Watch it turn out to be one of the families kids playing with matches...

Westboro Baptist Church is neither Baptist nor a church. Discuss.

Do you think the investigators are wondering if they could actually get away with putting "act of god" onto the paperwork for the cause of the fire?

Really, given what they have said and done, I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner. I figured by now they should have been the victims of some hit and runs, a sniper attack, muggings and rape (not the actual sexual rape but the sodomized with a fence post style of rape). Really, they've been rather lucky to have gone this long without so much as getting their cars keyed.

Ranger677: Watch it turn out to be one of the families kids playing with matches...

trying to smoke a fag, perhaps?

/I am so sorry.

Fark that. sunbird = coolboy55 on the weekend.

/used to live in Kansas
//Gasoline is too expensive, what about a gallon of lighter fluid?

jennyz: Isotope: Let's all show up at church time tomorrow with signs that read "Thank GOD for Arson!".

If I lived anywhere near them, you bet your sweet ass I'd be there bright and early.

You could count me in.

i wish i cared about their fate (in a +ve way).

/wishes someone would rescue their kids from the brainwashing asstriscuits though, not too late for the kidlets.
//loves the term asstriscuits.

We're gonna need some kinda picture for asstriscuit straightaway.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving family.

Remember in The Incredibles when Mr. Incredible in in the bureaucratic fark's office and asks if he's supposed to help customers? My belief in the rule of law requires that I denounce this and call for the arsonists to be arrested.

That being said, I put 50:50 on this being another stunt by that bunch of fetid prolapsed anuses.

lol

southaustin: We're gonna need some kinda picture for asstriscuit straightaway.

please. something large and crumbly...

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Karma is a biatch & you reap what you sow.