This is why, despite all the other f*cked up sh*t that goes on down there, I still think moving to Florida might be a good move.

Pics or it didn't happen.

That's a surprisingly detailed article. It even mentions which car brands were involved. But, no moaning or groaning...wait, it has that too! The only thing missing is Lindsay Lohan not wearing underwear.

Well...that understandable.

I once hit a car in front of me due to a bikini wearing girl, so I get a kick out of these replies.

/the girl wasn't my gf
//the gf sat next to me
//you can guess the rest

tallguywithglasseson: This is why, despite all the other f*cked up sh*t that goes on down there, I still think moving to Florida might be a good move.

Agreed.

Dear Penthouse...

Female driver. Non-story.

Occam's Chainsaw: Female. Non-story.

Had to fix that for ya..

Was she being a back door seat driver?

tallguywithglasseson: This is why, despite all the other f*cked up sh*t that goes on down there, I still think moving to Florida might be a good move.

Um...no. I live here and.....yeah...no

for a second i thought this was one of those freaksofcock dealios & someone saw a chick slurping on that giant prosthedick

Klund: I once hit a car in front of me due to a bikini wearing girl, so I get a kick out of these replies.

/the girl wasn't my gf
//the gf sat next to me
//you can guess the rest

You had to move out of Florida?

Britney?

Klund: I once hit a car in front of me due to a bikini wearing girl, so I get a kick out of these replies.

/the girl wasn't my gf
//the gf sat next to me
//you can guess the rest

My husband once hit the car in front of us due to a tube top wearing girl, so I'm also getting a kick...

/Yeah I was next to him
//not mad because I must admit I was looking too
///sometimes you just can't help but look

Sun God: That's a surprisingly detailed article. It even mentions which car brands were involved. But, no moaning or groaning...wait, it has that too! The only thing missing is Lindsay Lohan not wearing underwear.

For convenience the paper moved her to the back of the Sports pages. Check the box scores.

darwinwench: Klund: I once hit a car in front of me due to a bikini wearing girl, so I get a kick out of these replies.

/the girl wasn't my gf
//the gf sat next to me
//you can guess the rest

My husband once hit the car in front of us due to a tube top wearing girl, so I'm also getting a kick...

/Yeah I was next to him
//not mad because I must admit I was looking too
///sometimes you just can't help but look

Yeah I know :)

/actually she wasn't that mad.

FTFA: Bordner said Limitone told the deputy she heard a moan or a groan and turned to see if the passenger, Ayla Gabriel, was all right. That's when she ran the light.

Okay. Something else was going on here.

Did the driver (Limitone) know that the woman was in the back seat and naked? If so, why was the woman moaning? I suppose I'd look back if a woman was naked in the back seat and started moaning.

Was the nude woman homeless and broke into the car? Was the driver startled by someone being the back seat?

So many questions.

at80eighty: for a second i thought this was one of those freaksofcock dealios & someone saw a chick slurping on that giant prosthedick

Interesting part of Florida you drive must drive in. Any chance of finding that on an Auto Club map?

Sun God: That's a surprisingly detailed article. It even mentions which car brands were involved. But, no moaning or groaning...wait, it has that too! The only thing missing is Lindsay Lohan not wearing underwear.

I'm sure Miss Lohan was somewhere in the world not wearing underwear.

Once again the Florida tag pays for itself.

FARK FARK FARK

Goofball_Jones: I'm sure Miss Lohan was somewhere in the world not wearing underwear.

its funny - when people sample the gay part of life , they're said to come out of the closet. ever since she's become a rugmumcher , she's relatively less to be seen


...

it was funnier-ish in my head

/Danger Avoid Death , i'll send you the RSS link

No pics????

Disappointed

Pics or it didn't happen.

But was the google maps car there? They seem to be everywhere these days. If not, they are doing it wrong.

Bordner said Limitone told the deputy she heard a moan or a groan and turned to see if the passenger, Ayla Gabriel, was all right. That's when she ran the light.

Very interesting...

richw...

Oh, perfectly understandable. She was just changing clothes and stopped to rub one out.

Happens to me all the time, so I can understand.

Damn i love this state!

Ohhhh, love to love you baby....

tallguywithglasseson: This is why, despite all the other f*cked up sh*t that goes on down there, I still think moving to Florida might be a good move.

im from Florida. lived there for i dunno 23 ish yrs, and i have got to tell ya, its bad, but as bad as the Florida tag will lead you to believe

*shakes fist at Florida tag*

Wow. I'm reading this article and thinking "this reminds me of when that Ayla chick I used to know took her clothes off in my car.." and then I get to her name, Ayla Gabriel...

Probably not as hot as it sounds.

Anyone who has EVER changed clothes in a car knows you don't have to get COMPLETELY NAKED first. You go pants to pants, shirt to shirt, as fast as humanly possible.

Thus: SHENANIGANS!

Parallax: Anyone who has EVER changed clothes in a car knows you don't have to get COMPLETELY NAKED first. You go pants to pants, shirt to shirt, as fast as humanly possible.

Thus: SHENANIGANS!

Hey, my car, my rules.

Parallax: Anyone who has EVER changed clothes in a car knows you don't have to get COMPLETELY NAKED first. You go pants to pants, shirt to shirt, as fast as humanly possible.

Thus: SHENANIGANS!

Yes but... what's the point then?

"tallguywithglasseson:
This is why, despite all the other f*cked up sh*t that goes on down there, I still think moving to Florida might be a good move."


I live in Florida. It is always interesting. You must be a little crazy to live here, it's a state law or something.

And I would not live anywhere else.

"I'd hit it"

boobies

Parallax: Anyone who has EVER changed clothes in a car knows you don't have to get COMPLETELY NAKED first. You go pants to pants, shirt to shirt, as fast as humanly possible.

Thus: SHENANIGANS!

What makes you think this is a hard-and-fast rule? Not everyone cares about whether they're seen unclothed.

Parallax: Anyone who has EVER changed clothes in a car knows you don't have to get COMPLETELY NAKED first. You go pants to pants, shirt to shirt, as fast as humanly possible.

Thus: SHENANIGANS!

what if she was putting on a dress.

SHEBOP!!!

Just had to add that.

Not one pic of a half or fully naked hot chick in the back seat of a car yet... shame on all of yous.

I saw the tag and thought, "[sigh] Only in my home state."

I read the location of the news article and thought, "In my home town?!"

/actually, I've seen naked chicks in cars a number of times around here.
//Haven't had an accident... yet.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that tired old excuse for running a red light...

Photo of chick who was naked in back seat:

Click the photo and search for "Ayla Gabriel" to see her rap sheet (new window).

Hell, my wife caught me yesterday looking at some chick crossing in the middle of the road as I was driving.

She exclaimed "Get outta the middle of the the damn road, you whore!" as we passed by (I love my wife!).

She then said to me "I saw you looking!" - I of course said "No, I wasn't...", which was a fat lie, and she knew it.

She then said "Ok, then what color was her shirt?" - and I honestly said I didn't know (I wasn't looking at the shirt, I was taking in the scene, see). She then asked (as she covered herself up with her purse) "Then what color is MY shirt?"

"Green," I deadpanned...

/I was right - there are things I do pay attention to
//She claims it was a lucky guess...

Bares 2, Rams 5 ...
/old joke