Nah, I'd rather hear some real jazz musicians.

Kyosuke: Nah, I'd rather hear some real jazz musicians.

What he said.

/Wynton is a great musician like a Xerox is a great writer

You'd be even luckier if you'd ever heard of either of them before.

You know what I hate? When the crowd starts farkin' clapping along like it's the goddamn Rikki Lake show. I had to kill the vid at that point, I actually got shivers. The bad kind.

/this makes it very difficult to be a performer. I have to restrain myself from insulting my own audience when they start clapping.

dj_bigbird: Kyosuke: Nah, I'd rather hear some real jazz musicians.

What he said.

/Wynton is a great musician like a Xerox is a great writer

But only the original Xerox machines. Not the models produced after 1970.

Jazz duels are gay.

Wouldn't recognize them anyway. It'd just be two old guys wanking instruments at each other.

Damn. There sure is a lot of hate for something that is obviously pretty cool.

I enjoyed it anyway *sniff*

Approvalisa.

leftymcrighty: You know what I hate? When the crowd starts farkin' clapping along like it's the goddamn Rikki Lake show.

/this makes it very difficult to be a performer. I have to restrain myself from insulting my own audience when they start clapping.

THIS.

It's always started by some idiot clapping on the 1st and 3rd beat like a special ed student.

dj_bigbird: Kyosuke: Nah, I'd rather hear some real jazz musicians.

What he said.

/Wynton is a great musician like a Xerox is a great writer

dummies.

I think they're good. I'm not sure what kind of uber-standards you have, but I would have liked to be walking down the street and seen this.

(I'm sure you would have said "nah, Marsalis is derivative and plastic. No real emotion. I'm not listening to this. Humbug." And walks off.)