If you've ever been to Sheboygan, you'd beg to differ.

It's no surprise that Fark provides a link to the story.

/BA-DUM-CHA

In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

Reminds me of the bar I was at tonight....

/guys 4:1
//sausage

Ah, good headline... took me a minute though on the "sausage = saw such"

/just woke up = slightly 'tarded

This only happened because Sheboygan doesn't care about black people.

That article could have used some spice; it seemed awfully frank for such an outrageous event.

Meat pun meat pun meat pun.
Do I win?

And in the middle of the summer too!

tallguywithglasseson: In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

I'm still a fan of Weehawken.

S-s-s-s-sss-sample my sausage. SAUSAGE?

Kelbesque: tallguywithglasseson: In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

I'm still a fan of Weehawken.

Yonkers sounds like part sound effect, part mental illness.

tallguywithglasseson: In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

What about Weyauwega (why ah wee gah)?

Sheboygan has the wackiest stories and crime beat. Most other community papers will print at least one or two Sheboygan happenings a day.

Why do they have a festival celebrating irritating children? Who would attend this festival? Is this a form of entertainment?!?

"This stuff doesn't happen here. People don't crash into other people at our parades"

where DO people crash into other people at parades?


/florida?

i'm intellectual and stuff: Why do they have a festival celebrating irritating children? Who would attend this festival? Is this a form of entertainment?!?

I would love to irritate children. Sounds festive and entertaining to me.

Andouille all learned a valuable lesson about parade safety.

Of course there were entrails and intestine casings littering the street after the accident.

i'm intellectual and stuff: Of course there were entrails and intestine casings littering the street after the accident.

Because it takes guts to litter in Sheboygan.

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a Brats Day Parade early this afternoon in central Poland. Luckily n one was seriously injured. However, Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 pig carcasses so far and expect that number to climb as searching continues into the evening.

Kelbesque: Weehawken

Not even close.

carnifderome: Weyauwega

That is pretty fun fun to say, buy saying "Sheboygan" you can almost use a '30's private eye move type accent.

But then I grew up near Waunakee. The only Waunakee in the world!!! My opinion of what's fun to say might have been influenced by that.

The injured included Capt. James Veeser of the Sheboygan Police Department.

He should have opened fire, and pwned teh scumbag.

What a brat!

And here I was expecting to hear a ballpark figure of the wieners of the brats' race. Instead I get some of the wurst puns that ever thrown down in a roast. Buns will fry when the mayor of Sheboygan hears of this.

Honestly.

Sheboygan!!!

I happened to be at the parade today... well, yesterday. This brought back memories of the all-too-recent hit and run death of my friend (also by a drunk driver, I might add). This guy is a true dumbass and should be kept away from all vehicles.


Also, Sheboygan is incredibly fun to say. Hooray for living in Sheboygan County.

Campgaw and Mahwah, now those are funny names.

I like the single comment on the article. Way to stay classy, there, Wisconsin.

Short of acts of god, this is about as exciting as it gets in small-town Wisconsin, folks.

carnifderome: tallguywithglasseson: In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

What about Weyauwega (why ah wee gah)?

Don't forget BELOIT. It's the sound a fart makes underwater.

I grew up in Fond du Lac, so I got used to yelling "U-RAH-RAH FONDLE SACK" at football games in place of the usual cheer.

/band geeks are predisposed to wordplay

Galaxy of Prawns: Short of acts of god, this is about as exciting as it gets in small-town Wisconsin, folks.

carnifderome: tallguywithglasseson: In other news, Sheboygan remains one of, if not THE, funnest city names to say.

What about Weyauwega (why ah wee gah)?

Don't forget BELOIT. It's the sound a fart makes underwater.

I grew up in Fond du Lac, so I got used to yelling "U-RAH-RAH FONDLE SACK" at football games in place of the usual cheer.

/band geeks are predisposed to wordplay

Which they, no doubt, picked up this one time at band camp.

Argh2: I like the single comment on the article. Way to stay classy, there, Wisconsin.

To be fair, I don't think I know anyone in Wisconsin I could rule out as an Internet Racist.

I need more sausages! (new window)

Maine does pretty good on funny names, too.Where's Waldo? A county in Maine.Then there is a Mooselookmeguntic in Franklin County,then in Oxford County there is a Sodom, but no Gamhorrah. Then there is Quoddy, and the venerable Ogunquit.

Hmmmm.

"Parade spectators held White on the ground until deputies arrived."

Now that I would have paid to see. Dude is lucky he's alive.

Shaking fist at subby for better puns than mine...

+1

Coulda used that Grand Marquis at the Ozaukee County Fair this weekend...

Well, if it happened a month earlier, etc... (I'm an ass-hole when it comes to my demolition derby cars... Chevy motor, etc...)

solidusmaximus: I happened to be at the parade today... well, yesterday. This brought back memories of the all-too-recent hit and run death of my friend (also by a drunk driver, I might add). This guy is a true dumbass and should be kept away from all vehicles.


Also, Sheboygan is incredibly fun to say. Hooray for living in Sheboygan County.

There is also a Cheboygan, MI, which comes with it's own county. Pronounced the same as far as I've ever known.

/Kalamazoo

liberalish: solidusmaximus: I happened to be at the parade today... well, yesterday. This brought back memories of the all-too-recent hit and run death of my friend (also by a drunk driver, I might add). This guy is a true dumbass and should be kept away from all vehicles.


Also, Sheboygan is incredibly fun to say. Hooray for living in Sheboygan County.

There is also a Cheboygan, MI, which comes with it's own county. Pronounced the same as far as I've ever known.

/Kalamazoo

"Che-boygan" just sounds more revolutionary.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Parade spectators held White on the ground until deputies arrived.

Fome reason, this makes me smile.

Today parades. Tomorrow, farmers markets. He's getting an early start.

Mukwonago is one one my favorite names to say. Menominee is another.... Try saying Wisconsin names like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Your Village Idiot: Mukwonago is one one my favorite names to say. Menominee is another.... Try saying Wisconsin names like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Wisconsin name? Wow. It does explain some of his cheesier movies.

k, i'll fix it....

Try saying the names with an Arnold accent.

Grammar police giving me a breathalyzler..

FAIL

Lake Kabatogama [WI]
Lake Ossiwanimikee [MN]

Danger Avoid Death: Your Village Idiot: Mukwonago is one one my favorite names to say. Menominee is another.... Try saying Wisconsin names like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Wisconsin name? Wow. It does explain some of his cheesier movies.

Rimshot

I see so many stories from Sheboygan, why isn't there a Sheboygan tag?

bahknee: I see so many stories from Sheboygan, why isn't there a Sheboygan tag?

Sorry. The closest we've got is a couple of "Osh Kosh B'Gosh" tags off some old overalls.