Her father?

That's amazing

would a pic of the girl coming out of the chimney too much to ask?

Wow. She nearly had to wait in the fire

/don't disappoint me, TotalFark

So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?

Publicity stunt?

Well, in about 6 years she can plummeted down my flue so to speak.

ignite ice: So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?

Beth doesn't even like chimneys.

Her name is Grace

So is this supposed to be ironic? As in she's a clutz who fell down a chimney but her name is Grace?

Or does this mean that Santa Claus is really a 12 year old girl?

HappyHarryHardOn: would a pic of the girl coming out of the chimney too much to ask?

Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so she had a good sporting chance, didn't she?

ignite ice: So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?


Well, if her name was Ashley...

meh... viral marketing for ACME chimneys.

Lame

Uh oh, I smell a religious flamewar coming.

\getting comfy
\\just a matter of time

In a simular area: NEVER NAME YOUR PET "LUCKY." As a vet I can tell you, if you do that, your pet will have anything but luck going for them...

HowAboutNo: ignite ice: So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?


Well, if her name was Ashley...

WIN!

I was thinking something along the lines of "Sweep the chimney, Cinderellie, fix the flue, Cinderellie." But I like yours better.

meh.

R.A.Danny: That's amazing

How does it feel being the first to say what everybody was thinking?

/Thread over one after the boobies.

ADubs86: Uh oh, I smell a religious flamewar coming.

I doubt it. Nobody thanks "God" for her good luck and the kid apparently is heading toward the life of a godless rock-n-roll drummer.

I think it's highly more likely this turns into a pedo thread about hitting it in six years.

Ignite Ice: Her name may not be Beth, but resided in an apartment complex called "WestBeth" (apartment complex for persons working in the Arts). Not sure the significance of all this, but thought I'd point it out.

HowAboutNo: Well, if her name was Ashley...

I enjoyed that.

IT BE A MIRAKULL!

Sliding that far down a chimney? Pretty Slick, Grace.

Two broken legs, among other injuries. I would hardly call that "unscathed."

Did the cops arrived & tasered her 19 times?

umdvm: In a simular area: NEVER NAME YOUR PET "LUCKY." As a vet I can tell you, if you do that, your pet will have anything but luck going for them...

We had a dog (toy poodle) that lived for 19 years in perfect health. His name was Lucky.

Stealthdozer: Did the cops arrived & tasered her 19 times?

They had the good Grace not to.

This story put anyone else in the mood for a delicious meat pie?

/off to Fleet Street...

Some kids will do anything for attention.

So did she find her missing glass eyeball?

/others around her are due for bad luck now
//chim chim cheree

I'd hit it.

/no, not RLY

tallguywithglasseson: I'd hit it.

/no, not RLY

Hey ya never know...maybe in 6 years she'll fall for you.

Chimney caps. Problem solved.

/so close

But is she hot?

When they pulled her out, Grace was completely covered in black, with only her eyes and mouth visible.

Give it about 6 years...it'll probably really happen...just not with soot.

/runs

Pretty graceful, falling down a chimney. Whats her last name? Darwin?

spill_thrill: Pretty graceful, falling down a chimney. Whats her last name? Darwin?

Claus?

"Grace". Please. She could have had so many better names.

Ebony.
Mercy.
Hope.
Faith.
Sunny.
Wendy.
Blanca.
Mattie.
Topsy.
Angel.

Her father's song titles:

Without You I'm Falling

Across The Sky

On My Way

The Angels Called Her Away

The Nighthawk Has Flown



...I say it was subliminal suggestions by the father,

( Link to tracks (new window) )

When she reached the top, there was a surprise: the gaping mouth of the chimney that swallowed her, sending her plunging down the narrow flue into the basement.

Seriously, was it that big of a surprise?

Spazed: When she reached the top, there was a surprise: the gaping mouth of the chimney that swallowed her, sending her plunging down the narrow flue into the basement.

Seriously, was it that big of a surprise?

I'm sure she found it surprising enough for all of us.

ignite ice: So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?

I was thinking "Alice".

That_Bob_Guy: ignite ice: So her name is Grace. And if this happened to someone named like, Beth, for instance... then what?

I was thinking "Alice".

She doesn't live here anymore.

Fourteen stories down a brick chimney?

I could believe a few stories in a laundry chute..........


But fourteen stories down a brick incinerator chute into a box of ashes that breaks her fall is stupid.

She would would bounce off the wall's all the way down and get all broken up........

She would be dead before she hit the "two foot stack of ash"

Ashtonxxx: Fourteen stories down a brick chimney?

I could believe a few stories in a laundry chute..........


But fourteen stories down a brick incinerator chute into a box of ashes that breaks her fall is stupid.

She would would bounce off the wall's all the way down and get all broken up........

She would be dead before she hit the "two foot stack of ash"

Then you tell her that her condition has been downgraded to "dead".