I would like to announce that I am indeed a beaver lover.

/so is my sister.

I saw that article and all could say was:
Dam

Giggity giggity giggity!

The celebrity beavers took up residence there about two years ago and then proceeded to chew through $10 million of flood-control work.

I sure hope it's Paris Hilton's beaver so they can make that money back from tourist dollars.

FTA:"You're either a beaver lover or you're not a beaver lover," he said. "But it's brought in a lot of bathroom trade, I'll say that."

Bathroom trade?

/don't get it

Even with a flat tail, beaver is still some good eatin'.

Proudly declares that indeed, I love beaver more than almost anything else in the world.

The furry beaver is my national symbol.

It makes parts of me well up with patriotic pride.

I prefer the quote
"If you take the beavers away, people would be very sad."

That's for sure

If you're using your teeth you're doing it wrong.

CravenMorehead: If you're using your teeth you're doing it wrong.

I've noticed that a light nibble every now and then can be appreciated. It depends on the beaver.

"City sinks its teeth into Beaver Festival."

NOM NOM NOM

/Obligatory

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Beaver is my favorite word in the world, because every time you say it, someone will smile.

The most unique baby gift I have ever given was a collection of about 2 dozen beaver toys and books. "Baby's first collecton"...awww!

I need to go to this festival!

Donde es beaver, Wallito?

Nothing is more impressive than a hard working beaver...

I am indeed a beaver lover, as is my wife.
Yes, I am lucky.

Getting away from the boringly obvious south of the navel beaver jokes that the juvenile minds of male Farkers trend towards--and I won't even point out that in Martinez it's not the beaver that would interest most males in the bathrooms but the wide stance that Republicans favor in the stalls--and onto the quadruped damming issue:

Up in Alaska they don't even bother wondering whether to "trap and relocate" the bothersome rodents, or reroute the stream around the cute little animals gnawed tree limbs. They just tape together three or 4 sticks of dynamite and toss them into the pond and take cover. Problem solved.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled crotch references.

I am planning on eating some tonight.

"Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

But Martinez, former home of famed naturalist John Muir, has taken a mostly celebratory approach to the aquatic rodents. Some merchants have started selling beaver T-shirts, coffee mugs, wine glasses, stuffed animals and other souvenirs.

Not like Joe D'maggio was famous or something.... or capitalized on....

If I want to see a beaver in Martinez, I'll go see Jessica @ College Lane. The best floor show in town....

Gyrfalcon: Getting away from the boringly obvious south of the navel beaver jokes that the juvenile minds of male Farkers trend towards--and I won't even point out that in Martinez it's not the beaver that would interest most males in the bathrooms but the wide stance that Republicans favor in the stalls--and onto the quadruped damming issue:

Up in Alaska they don't even bother wondering whether to "trap and relocate" the bothersome rodents, or reroute the stream around the cute little animals gnawed tree limbs. They just tape together three or 4 sticks of dynamite and toss them into the pond and take cover. Problem solved.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled crotch references.

Sounds like someone could use some beaver!

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.

FTFA: "On any given day, there's a crowd of 20 or 30 people watching them swimming around and being very photogenic," Meza said.


Nothing draws a crowd like photogenic beavers.

Who gives a dam about the Martinez Beaver Festival?

I would just like to note that I spent my formative years living on Beaver Road, in Beaver Township. The party store just off the highway (about 5 miles from my house) had a two-story tall beaver for it's sign.

/Beaver
//That is all

fishrocket: I would just like to note that I spent my formative years living on Beaver Road, in Beaver Township. The party store just off the highway (about 5 miles from my house) had a two-story tall beaver for it's sign.

/Beaver
//That is all

A wonder you managed to get anything done.

cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You just have to learn breath control.

wow that headline is pretty funny....if youre in middle school...or beavis and or butthead.

She APPROVES.

Beavers? Yes. Clams? Hell YES!

/obscure?

baka-san: cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You just have to learn breath control.

Plus, you can eat and floss at the same time.

Danger Avoid Death: baka-san: cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You just have to learn breath control.

Plus, you can eat and floss at the same time.

Nah, not long enough.

cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You do know that's the way it comes, right? Not all of us are willing to strip it all off down there.

/There's a reason there are no beavers in Brazil
//a little judicious trimming is helpful, though

cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You can eat and floss at the same time!

Danger Avoid Death: baka-san: cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You just have to learn breath control.

Plus, you can eat and floss at the same time.

DAMMIT

I was in a situation once where a group of people had to attend an IMAX movie in order to get free tickets to something else. We didnt know what was showing when we sat down, and suddenly there it was, with a title 30 feet high: BEAVERS! I had such a hard time keeping my one liners to myself (we had a bunch of kids with us) that I fell asleep.

And snored. They teased me about that for weeks.

fishrocket: I would just like to note that I spent my formative years living on Beaver Road, in Beaver Township. The party store just off the highway (about 5 miles from my house) had a two-story tall beaver for it's sign.

/Beaver
//That is all

My ex went to Beaver Local High School, she was a local beaver I guess

/Youngstown, Ohio if I remember correctly

AmazingRuss: Well the beaver once slept for 7 months
and gave us an awful fright
so I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
and the bastard tried to bite



/if it's not hotlinked it's CRAP!

Alegria: cthu1hu: "Beaver" makes me think of 70s style bush. Otherwise known as "hair panties."

/do not want

You do know that's the way it comes, right? Not all of us are willing to strip it all off down there.

/There's a reason there are no beavers in Brazil
//a little judicious trimming is helpful, though

I'm not really a big fan of the brazilian wax, either. The perfect snatch is one that is judiciously trimmed, yes.

buzzvert:
if it's not hotlinked it's CRAP!

I think she is from the Polly Klass side of the delta...

/lotsa otters but no beavers

Gyrfalcon: Getting away from the boringly obvious south of the navel beaver jokes that the juvenile minds of male Farkers trend towards--and I won't even point out that in Martinez it's not the beaver that would interest most males in the bathrooms but the wide stance that Republicans favor in the stalls--and onto the quadruped damming issue:

MarkMartinFan: My ex went to Beaver Local High School

Local Beaver is the best!

You need vaccines for that foreign Beaver.

I love me some beav.

adiabat: MarkMartinFan: My ex went to Beaver Local High School

Local Beaver is the best!

You need vaccines for that foreign Beaver.

She was "the best" until she went psycho and tried to kill me

/I'd still do it again
//psycho chicks are the hawt
///still have the scar from the butcher knife

^ beaver lover.