"He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

People have been giving him a bad time but he's really excited for me.

/Not Brit, but can speak it a tad

What the hell is wrong with her foot???

I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

show me: I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

I concur. The + 1 I just gave this link is for that and not TFA

Totally forgot about that pic. Haha!

Fish and Chips! But it's going to take the Sunday New York Times to wrap that thing.

pic posted- good work

Look at that monster. And the fish.

That is one hell of a ugly woman.

Do NOT want.

LaChanz: show me: I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

I concur. The + 1 I just gave this link is for that and not TFA

how? what does this mean?

PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

I am willing to bet that they caught her in the middle of doing the 'pee pee dance'.

"I gotta go! But I caught a fish!"

p00p6: how? what does this mean?

Welcome to the secrets of TF.
I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Club foot?

I was really chuffed about the picture and so I voted for the link as us TotalFarkers can. You can get your jive ass to the Link Voting on the right side and see whether others have voted for a link, or given it a bit of a stick. Links with high votes can be greenlit days after they were first redlit. Also, within any given calendar month, the highest link votes get UltraFark dialup privs.

/I am not a TotalFarker, but I can speak it some.

OMG that thing is huge!!! WTF is that thing ?
the catfish purddy big as well imho

Just look at those nasty sharp knees. This is probably the first and only time she has blown her husband.

Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

BOLLOCKS! Stuff and nonsense.

/whacky Brits.

Epic pic. Would look again.

That's no catfish! In northern Minnesota we call that an eelpout.

woodstock: p00p6: how? what does this mean?

Welcome to the secrets of TF.
I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

Damn, and I thought the head start on the photoshopping was cool.

Came here for the pic.

Psychotropic

"He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

Biatch stole my fish

phatface: That's no catfish! In northern Minnesota we call that an eelpout.

Same for West Virginia:

jmr61: Same for West Virginia:

Wow. You people in West Virginia have some rather odd mating rituals.

FTFA: Her 72lb catfish, caught within an hour of fishing on the first day of their holiday in June, broke the record for the lake near Le Mans.

Isn't that always the way? This guy has been fishing for years, and in her first hour of fishing she f'ing goes and catches a record breaking trophy fish. This poor bastard is going to rue the day he let her out of the laundry room and into the boat.

/so much for a peaceful afternoon at the lake, buddy.

T-Luv

*snort*

/I will not be having seafood tonight. Or ever. Again.

/never...

/would not hit fish.

PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Maybe gout? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.

Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

His friends were, like, 'hey she pwned you dude' but he was all like, 'sweet!'

/snark

Am I reading this right? Going to France to fish for catfish? Paris, the Riviera, ten different wine countries, Roman ruins and romance from top to bottom and they're catfishing?

I'm all for some fishing, even for bottom fish, but this seems like going to the Galapagos to see the architecture.

ha!

Check that story in the upper right: Fishy treat for fresher feet Next up: Piranha weight loss clinic...

So, she's a fishwife, eh?

I thought with catfish that big, they catch and wrestle them with their hands (seriously).

Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

His friends made fun of him, but he was delighted for her. I m doubting he was chuffed though, more like he does not want to be seen as a bad sport but inside he is seething.

/If I was her I would serve him catfish once a week for the rest of his life.

moralpanic: I thought with catfish that big, they catch and wrestle them with their hands (seriously).

noodling? saw it on Dirty Jobs.

What the hell did they expect.... her first name is Gill!

PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

That would be a 'hock'.

+1 subby

Not to be a dick or anything, but the British Women: Woof!

Fish are our friends, fish aren't food . . . fish are our friends, fish aren't food . . .

When I look at that picture I see a foul smelling, slimey, wiskered bottom feeder.

Oh, and I also see a pretty big fish.

Bathia_Mapes: PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Maybe gout? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.

Not gout, I have that crap - she wouldn't be walking due to absurd pain.

/changed my diet, haven't had an attack in over a year

cankles.

MightySausage:
thanks for the flash back.... ohmmmmmmmmmm......

/isn't it "le chat fishy" in froggy?

How do you become an avid fisherman?

Marry a girl who looks like that!!

/ug