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(The Sun) Amusing Biatch stole my fish   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 75
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AntonSzandorLaVey [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 04:57:37 PM  
willlangford.com

 
Psychotropic 2008-08-02 05:05:23 PM  
"He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:15:40 PM  
Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?


People have been giving him a bad time but he's really excited for me.

/Not Brit, but can speak it a tad

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:30:55 PM  
What the hell is wrong with her foot???

 
show me [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:34:28 PM  
I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:36:39 PM  
show me: I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

I concur. The + 1 I just gave this link is for that and not TFA

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:38:34 PM  
Totally forgot about that pic. Haha!

 
Antilope 2008-08-02 06:12:55 PM  
Fish and Chips! But it's going to take the Sunday New York Times to wrap that thing.

 
Beck Bristow 2008-08-02 06:14:18 PM  
pic posted- good work

 
jakeone 2008-08-02 06:15:19 PM  
Look at that monster. And the fish.

 
rodzilla_17 2008-08-02 06:17:37 PM  
That is one hell of a ugly woman.

Do NOT want.

 
p00p6 2008-08-02 06:17:55 PM  
LaChanz: show me: I have never seen the above picture before but I just about peed myself.

I concur. The + 1 I just gave this link is for that and not TFA


how? what does this mean?

 
woodstock [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:18:47 PM  
PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

I am willing to bet that they caught her in the middle of doing the 'pee pee dance'.

"I gotta go! But I caught a fish!"

 
woodstock [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:19:29 PM  
p00p6: how? what does this mean?

Welcome to the secrets of TF.
I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

 
batsforsteadman 2008-08-02 06:19:52 PM  
PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Club foot?

 
RoyBatty 2008-08-02 06:21:39 PM  
I was really chuffed about the picture and so I voted for the link as us TotalFarkers can. You can get your jive ass to the Link Voting on the right side and see whether others have voted for a link, or given it a bit of a stick. Links with high votes can be greenlit days after they were first redlit. Also, within any given calendar month, the highest link votes get UltraFark dialup privs.

/I am not a TotalFarker, but I can speak it some.

 
pope183 2008-08-02 06:22:22 PM  
OMG that thing is huge!!! WTF is that thing ?
the catfish purddy big as well imho

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-08-02 06:22:56 PM  
Just look at those nasty sharp knees. This is probably the first and only time she has blown her husband.

 
Morton_toes 2008-08-02 06:23:59 PM  
Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?


BOLLOCKS! Stuff and nonsense.

/whacky Brits.

 
mark12A 2008-08-02 06:24:21 PM  
Epic pic. Would look again.

 
phatface 2008-08-02 06:24:37 PM  
That's no catfish! In northern Minnesota we call that an eelpout.

 
p00p6 2008-08-02 06:25:05 PM  
woodstock: p00p6: how? what does this mean?

Welcome to the secrets of TF.
I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.


Damn, and I thought the head start on the photoshopping was cool.

 
Aeonite [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:26:16 PM  
Came here for the pic.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-08-02 06:27:40 PM  
Psychotropic

"He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?


Biatch stole my fish

 
jmr61 2008-08-02 06:31:25 PM  
phatface: That's no catfish! In northern Minnesota we call that an eelpout.

Same for West Virginia:


www.fishingfury.com

 
T-Luv 2008-08-02 06:32:31 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

 
woodstock [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:32:34 PM  
jmr61: Same for West Virginia:

Wow. You people in West Virginia have some rather odd mating rituals.

 
Morton_toes 2008-08-02 06:37:23 PM  
FTFA: Her 72lb catfish, caught within an hour of fishing on the first day of their holiday in June, broke the record for the lake near Le Mans.

Isn't that always the way? This guy has been fishing for years, and in her first hour of fishing she f'ing goes and catches a record breaking trophy fish. This poor bastard is going to rue the day he let her out of the laundry room and into the boat.

/so much for a peaceful afternoon at the lake, buddy.

 
Morton_toes 2008-08-02 06:40:11 PM  
T-Luv

*snort*

/I will not be having seafood tonight. Or ever. Again.

/never...

/would not hit fish.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:41:29 PM  
PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Maybe gout? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.

 
Gobobo 2008-08-02 06:42:53 PM  
Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?


His friends were, like, 'hey she pwned you dude' but he was all like, 'sweet!'

/snark

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2008-08-02 06:44:32 PM  
Am I reading this right? Going to France to fish for catfish? Paris, the Riviera, ten different wine countries, Roman ruins and romance from top to bottom and they're catfishing?

I'm all for some fishing, even for bottom fish, but this seems like going to the Galapagos to see the architecture.

 
phygz [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:45:21 PM  
ha!

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-08-02 06:47:09 PM  
Check that story in the upper right: Fishy treat for fresher feet Next up: Piranha weight loss clinic...

 
nirwana [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:52:54 PM  
So, she's a fishwife, eh?

 
moralpanic 2008-08-02 06:55:16 PM  
I thought with catfish that big, they catch and wrestle them with their hands (seriously).

 
The daughter of Necessity 2008-08-02 07:01:27 PM  
Psychotropic: "He's got a bit of stick from people but he was really chuffed for me."

Can someone translate this into American?


His friends made fun of him, but he was delighted for her. I m doubting he was chuffed though, more like he does not want to be seen as a bad sport but inside he is seething.

/If I was her I would serve him catfish once a week for the rest of his life.

 
vegasj 2008-08-02 07:10:22 PM  
moralpanic: I thought with catfish that big, they catch and wrestle them with their hands (seriously).

noodling? saw it on Dirty Jobs.


 
Cletus the Slack-jawed Smurf 2008-08-02 07:14:37 PM  
What the hell did they expect.... her first name is Gill!

 
maniacbastard [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 07:15:14 PM  
PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

That would be a 'hock'.

 
MightySausage 2008-08-02 07:20:26 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
phygz [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 07:21:06 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Zuel 2008-08-02 07:37:41 PM  
photo.gangus.com

+1 subby

 
Magnanimous_J 2008-08-02 07:41:49 PM  
Not to be a dick or anything, but the British Women: Woof!

 
bluefish787 2008-08-02 07:42:44 PM  
Fish are our friends, fish aren't food . . . fish are our friends, fish aren't food . . .

 
Yoda's Pen Is 2008-08-02 07:51:58 PM  
When I look at that picture I see a foul smelling, slimey, wiskered bottom feeder.

Oh, and I also see a pretty big fish.

 
CyberHippyRedux [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 08:16:01 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: PainInTheASP: What the hell is wrong with her foot???

Maybe gout? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.


Not gout, I have that crap - she wouldn't be walking due to absurd pain.

/changed my diet, haven't had an attack in over a year

 
TheSwizz 2008-08-02 08:16:37 PM  
cankles.

 
MarkMartinFan 2008-08-02 08:17:53 PM  
MightySausage:
thanks for the flash back.... ohmmmmmmmmmm......

/isn't it "le chat fishy" in froggy?

 
Smallberries 2008-08-02 08:49:38 PM  
How do you become an avid fisherman?

Marry a girl who looks like that!!

/ug

 
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