True.....the output IS similar.....

i haven't "LOL"ed in a long time - good headline.

What do Al Qaeda and an anus have in common?

They both work suspiciously close to the bush

It ought to have roids by now

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So remember this folks, if you want to become a terrorist then make sure you run the show. Then you'll be invincible.

Subby failed 7th Grade biology.

There'll be real trouble when oil is involved?

Obama also has some in common with those two. He's having a hard time picking a number two (VEEP) and one wants it really bad (Hillary).

I'm just saying...

Tabatha Static: Subby failed 7th Grade biology.

You failed Kindergarten

hehehe Poop

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"Who does number two work for!"

/showing who's boss

How do you get INJURED by a missile?

What do Al Qaeda and an anus have in common?

They both quiver in fear when they see me.

Kuoxasar: How do you get INJURED by a missile?

very carefully?

The U.S. Air Force wrecked 'em?

They both are filled with little brown people?

SuperLOL.

Can't wait to tell that one around the water cooler. Well done, subby.

There is a great picture of Barack Obama high five-ing David Axelrod when he heard the news of al-Zawahiri demise.

Unavailable for comment.

Funk Brothers: Obama also has some in common with those two. He's having a hard time picking a number two (VEEP) and one wants it really bad (Hillary).

I'm just saying...

Ace Attorney: They both are filled with little brown people?

Damn people are trying real hard to make a poor joke...

+1 headline.

Too bad *we* don't go through #2s like Al Qaeda does.

Single White Male: What do Al Qaeda and an anus have in common?

They both quiver in fear when they see me.

This makes it sound like the anus fears it will be violated, which I'm not sure is the image you're going for, here.

That headline is all kinds of #1

+2

Kuoxasar: How do you get INJURED by a missile?

Not enough lube.

Funny how we keep going after number 2, yet we ignore number 1.

Wait, aren't we the ones who keep calling 'em #2s, not Al-Qaeda?

/just saying
//but nice jorb subby

Is said missile a heat-seeker?

Kuoxasar: How do you get INJURED by a missile?

Be near the outside of the kill zone. Unless you think the blast force/shrapnel load is exactly the same for the entire effective radius of the weapon, then immediately drops to 0.

It also helps to not be the main target (he wasn't apparently).

/snark

They are always trying to make a stink, but usually it's just hot air?

WOO HOO!!! POOP THREAD!!!

The First: Funny how we keep going after number 2, yet we ignore number 1.

you libruls would say that.

Number 1, I order you to take a number 2.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Subby

Headline.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: The First: Funny how we keep going after number 2, yet we ignore number 1.

you libruls would say that.

RON PAUL!!!1!

That's why Al-Qaeda just doesn't work. It's all Vice-Presidents, no Indians.

Well, maybe some Indians. Just not the working kind.

The USA only has one Vice-President and look at how SNAFU it is.

Mind you, Al Qaeda is basically a franchise, like Amway, only not so annoying. They don't send their suicide bombers door-to-door except in Afghanistan and small bits of Iraq, India, and Turkey.

The letter describes how al-Zawahiri was in "severe pain" and said that his "injuries are infected".

Schadenfreude FTW

Laszlo Fark: Unavailable for comment.

who are you?
the new number 2.
who is number 1?
you are number 6.

brantgoose: Mind you, Al Qaeda is basically a franchise, like Amway, only not so annoying.

The more I think about it, the more insightful I think this statement is. I will shamelessly take credit for making this observation in future conversations.

Their organizational structure needs to be reworked. Listen, if everyone is second in command, how are they going to get anything done? No one will listen to anyone else! Let's have some directors, some middle management, shift supervisors, and some plain old working folks, alright?

brantgoose: The USA only has one Vice-President and look at how SNAFU it is.

But *what* a vice-president he is!

you know, as subby, im surprised i havent thought about those other commonalities.

/+1 everybody

"Good news, Achmed! You're being promoted to number 2! Here's your ceremonial red shirt!"

/"and Spinal Tap called... they want you to be their new drummer!"

The First: Funny how we keep going after number 2, yet we ignore number 1.

Number 1 is a lot harder to catch, usually requiring a sterile container and a monitor to ensure the individual providing the Number 1 isn't depositing a fake sample.

Number 2 just requires a smear.

Those filthy, filthy people are putting Gillette out of business. And soap, toilet paper, deodorants, Ron Bacardi, and sanity.
I'm investing in camels. Four legged and 20 packs. They smoke like fiends, both lighting up and being lit up by missiles. Die, scum.....
What a bunch of tards......

Mordant: What do Al Qaeda and an anus have in common?

They both work suspiciously close to the bush

Brilliant.

Kuoxasar: How do you get INJURED by a missile?

By falling off before the 8sec are up

FTFA: President George Bush is believed to have ordered a new drive to kill or capture al-Qaeda members before he leaves office.

Kind of like a Blood Drive, but without the blood.

This better win headline of the year.