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(Some Guy) Dumbass When planning a robbery, make sure that your toy gun at least looks real   (azdailysun.com) divider line 26
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Loverboy586 2008-08-02 03:21:23 PM  
It's always a good idea to remove the neon cap

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-08-02 03:24:32 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com

I couldn't help but picture something like this....

/Hotlinked because I hate America, etc.

 
T-Luv 2008-08-02 03:24:34 PM  
www.comparestoreprices.co.uk

Everybody down this is a robbery!

 
Chunes 2008-08-02 03:25:05 PM  
They should start making real guns that looks like toys.

 
bigfatdave 2008-08-02 03:25:31 PM  
or add one to your real gun.

The look of surprise ... priceless

 
Single White Male 2008-08-02 03:26:42 PM  
Chunes: They should start making real guns that looks like toys.

media.funlol.com

Been done.

 
maxheck 2008-08-02 03:29:24 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

img384.imageshack.us

 
Royale With Cheese 2008-08-02 03:30:41 PM  
img143.imageshack.us
unavailable for comment

 
Lampmonster [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 03:34:50 PM  
It would be funny to throw that in a movie. Have a bad guy that carries a neon orange revolver that looks like a kids toy. He'd get the drop on everyone.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-08-02 03:36:06 PM  
carlnet.no-ip.org

 
lordargent 2008-08-02 03:36:59 PM  
i30.photobucket.com

/balls

 
imnok1 2008-08-02 04:07:27 PM  
Chunes: They should start making real guns that looks like toys.

thought of this the first time i played house of the dead in the arcade. how hard is it to paint my handgun a pretty pink or baby blue?

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 04:19:50 PM  
Chunes: They should start making real guns that looks like toys.

Hey, I used to have some very real looking toy guns when I was a kid.

 
Antilope 2008-08-02 04:53:23 PM  
T-Luv: Everybody down this is a robbery!

When rubber bands are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber bands.

 
Sussman [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 05:04:24 PM  
This has been a message from the McPoyle brothers.

 
doveroftke 2008-08-02 05:37:48 PM  
The investigation continues.

Officer: Can I see your hands please.

Suspect conspicuously tries to hide one hand in pocket.

Officer: *ahem* Other hand.

Suspect nervously reveals bruised hand.

Officer snaps photo, motions to jail cell.

 
doveroftke 2008-08-02 05:39:08 PM  
Also, from the department of redundancy department:

First, the robbers tried to use a toy gun, but the clerk spotted the ruse right away. Then, when one of the robbers reached into the cash register, the clerk closed the register drawer on his hand.
...
One of the men had a gun that the clerk believed to be a toy.
One of the suspects reached into the cash register, but the clerk closed the register on the would-be robber's hand.

 
islander 2008-08-02 06:02:21 PM  
Every time I see a story like this it reminds me of Woody Allen's "Take the Money and Run" scence where he mis-spells gun in his holdup note.

Here's the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyQO6Q5hmsE

 
cedarpark 2008-08-02 06:12:00 PM  
www.sz-wholesale.com
PEW PEW

 
Cynically Acclaimed 2008-08-02 06:28:51 PM  
Oh. Wow. What's next? Samurai robbers with the styrofoam sword?!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 06:43:25 PM  
Give me all your money or I'll...uh...Nerf you to death!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-02 07:05:24 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Give me all your money or I'll...uh...Nerf you to death!

The Nerf of some people ...

 
Cubic Zirconium Jim Brady 2008-08-02 08:09:06 PM  
Antilope: T-Luv: Everybody down this is a robbery!

When rubber bands are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber bands.


You'll take my rubber bands when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-02 08:16:14 PM  
Cubic Zirconium Jim Brady: Antilope: T-Luv: Everybody down this is a robbery!

When rubber bands are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber bands.

You'll take my rubber bands when you pry them from my cold, dead hands newspaper.


FTFY

 
dpfried 2008-08-02 09:12:11 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/You kidnapped me with a candybar?

 
nmrsnr 2008-08-02 09:36:27 PM  
img356.imageshack.us

Does not approve

 
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