If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Daily Mail) Obvious "Ham and bacon keep us healthy," claims meat firm. At last, advertising we can believe in   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 78
More: Obvious  
•       •       •

2829 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Aug 2008 at 12:04 PM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

78 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 09:42:38 AM  
Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 10:01:52 AM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

So if we outlaw bacon, the obesity epidemic would be solved?

 
Bob Down 2008-08-02 10:34:25 AM  
mmm pig products

 
epoc_tnac 2008-08-02 11:48:26 AM  
I'm not a big fan of bacon myself, but I love all the odes to it's tastiness.

Bacon is my lady is a particular favourite.

 
CreamOfTheCrop 2008-08-02 12:11:45 PM  
Cutting down salt on my bacon? I wish I knew a way I could put it on myself.

 
Jonathan39305 2008-08-02 12:12:48 PM  
Mmmm... Bacon.

 
Son of Thunder 2008-08-02 12:14:51 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

You're going to be REEEAALLY popular in this thread.

 
ungraceful ganesha 2008-08-02 12:14:54 PM  
Bacon....Is there anything it can't do?

 
NutWrench 2008-08-02 12:14:57 PM  
Bacon is the food of the Gods.

 
onomatopoetic 2008-08-02 12:19:26 PM  
Bacon doesn't make you fat. Over-eating it (just like every other food in existence) will.

Lard (pork fat) actually has a pretty decent mix of poly and mono-unsaturated fats.

Eating bacon doesn't make you unhealthy. Being a fat bastard makes you unhealthy.

 
Spartan Dave 2008-08-02 12:20:36 PM  
BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

 
God Is My Co-Pirate 2008-08-02 12:25:12 PM  

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:28:53 PM  
Bacon? Sure, I can go with that.

Ham? Not so much.

/At least not the ham they sell in the supermarket

 
D-D-D-Dave 2008-08-02 12:29:35 PM  
The Icelander: So if we outlaw bacon, the obesity epidemic would be solved?

I thought if bacon is outlawed, only outlaws will have bacon

 
allegedman 2008-08-02 12:32:28 PM  
i want to challenge stephen colbert to a bacon eating contest.

 
turnonyrlovelite [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:32:41 PM  
Waiting for an "Advertising we can believe in" Obama/bacon-themed photoshop.

/get on it, Fark....

 
Steigen 2008-08-02 12:32:48 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

More for us then douche. Enjoy your tofu.

 
DrForrester 2008-08-02 12:33:08 PM  
I made four pounds of pork sausage breakfast links last week, so I'm getting a NOM NOM NOM

 
CoyoteAl 2008-08-02 12:33:38 PM  
I like to pair bacon with Guiness stout.

/your favorite bacon pairing?

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-08-02 12:36:29 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

Bacon is amazing on so many different levels. You can even determine how good your relationship is with it. If you ever question your girlfriend's dedication, see if she will cook you bacon naked. Nothing says I love you more than a girl that can withstand the occasional spit of piping hot bacon grease accross her bare chest while preparing you a hearty breakfast.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-08-02 12:37:08 PM  
CoyoteAl: I like to pair bacon with Guiness stout.

/your favorite bacon pairing?


I like to wrap my bacon with more bacon.

 
Maaaatlock 2008-08-02 12:39:44 PM  
I demandeth the flowchart!

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:41:19 PM  
members.lycos.nl

/wouldn't want to eat nothing that hasn't got enough sense to disregard its own feces, and therefore would not eat the filthy motherfarker. Irrespective of its similarity in charm to Cary Grant.

 
Moonfisher 2008-08-02 12:42:54 PM  
img.photobucket.com


LEAVE BACON ALONE!

 
eraser8 2008-08-02 12:48:48 PM  
I farking love bacon. Greatest food on earth (next to foie gras).

And it's not just for breakfast. It goes with everything; so, try it with your lunch and dinner, too!

 
exatron 2008-08-02 12:49:18 PM  
The Icelander: eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.So if we outlaw bacon, the obesity epidemic would be solved?

But then only criminals would be obe- that's not such a bad idea after all. They'll be easier to catch.

 
Kuoxasar 2008-08-02 12:49:36 PM  
So do people really like bacon that much? Really?

I mean I think it's pretty good and all but somewhere the line with bacon got blurred between "food" and "stupid internet meme."

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:56:16 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Approves.

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:57:11 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

farm4.static.flickr.com

Sir, I offer you a drink.

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:58:30 PM  
i231.photobucket.com

That's all I got to say about that!

 
Blackbird [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 12:58:46 PM  
content.funnyhumor.com

 
theqwert 2008-08-02 01:00:07 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
/Oblig

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 01:01:00 PM  
eraser8: I farking love bacon. Greatest food on earth (next to foie gras).

And it's not just for breakfast. It goes with everything; so, try it with your lunch and dinner, too!


Nothing like bacon in your salad.

Or a bacon sandwich.

www.bagofnothing.com

 
Mad Scientist 2008-08-02 01:09:13 PM  
pmdbuilders.net

 
Gobobo 2008-08-02 01:10:45 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Bacon is amazing on so many different levels. You can even determine how good your relationship is with it. If you ever question your girlfriend's dedication, see if she will cook you bacon naked. Nothing says I love you more than a girl that can withstand the occasional spit of piping hot bacon grease accross her bare chest while preparing you a hearty breakfast.

pics or GTFO

 
FreakPuppet 2008-08-02 01:11:50 PM  
i224.photobucket.com

 
Outlaw2097 2008-08-02 01:13:03 PM  
GO MEAT!

 
bdbdbd 2008-08-02 01:20:54 PM  
Mad Scientist

Chocolate-covered bacon? Where?

 
bunnylovesbr 2008-08-02 01:24:23 PM  
here is the Bacon Flowchart
Enjoy its bacony goodness
(hotlinked for more bacon)


i250.photobucket.com

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 01:38:20 PM  
laist.com

/approves
//actually we both do
///just saw him in Charleston.

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-08-02 01:59:52 PM  
turnonyrlovelite: Waiting for an "Advertising we can believe in" Obama/bacon-themed photoshop.

/get on it, Fark....


Not mine.
i290.photobucket.com

allegedman: i want to challenge Stephen Colbert to a bacon eating contest.

DO IT. OwO

 
Maaaatlock 2008-08-02 02:02:12 PM  
bunnylovesbr, you have pleased me

 
Nakito 2008-08-02 02:02:52 PM  
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 
suicidebooth 2008-08-02 02:10:05 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

Don't talk shiat about Total bacon!

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-08-02 02:12:48 PM  
More steak for the rest of us!
www.magnetsource.com

 
strathmeyer 2008-08-02 02:23:52 PM  
I wish they would just label food, "healthy-person friendly."

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-02 02:27:56 PM  
exatron: But then only criminals would be obe- that's not such a bad idea after all. They'll be easier to catch.

Not being obese != being fit.

I know plenty of people, working as I do in the computer industry, who are underweight and still get winded walking up stairs.

 
Impudent Domain 2008-08-02 02:36:53 PM  
eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

fail! Bacon is a fatty product, but will not make you fat as fast as starches and sugars will. Besides if you eat it crispy, most of the fat is cooked out.

/mmmm crispy

 
TailsAndy 2008-08-02 02:44:53 PM  
Impudent Domain: eddyatwork: Oh god, a bacon thread. What the hell is it with bacon? Bacon is disgusting and makes you fat.

fail! Bacon is a fatty product, but will not make you fat as fast as starches and sugars will. Besides if you eat it crispy, most of the fat is cooked out.

/mmmm crispy


This.

I hate chewy bacon, but oh man, when it's super crispy, nom nom nom.

 
Bacon 2008-08-02 02:58:39 PM  
Bacon thread! I try to not miss these.

 
Displayed 50 of 78 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all


[Continue Farking]